#49485 (381)
<[-FcG-]Digger> LOLOLOL, Some lady just called my cell and was like "Hi I'd like to place an order"  So I took it!  She's gonna be pissed when the pizza doesn't arrive.
<[-FcG-]Digger> LMAO CLASSIC
<[-FcG-]Digger> Oh man, I RULE!
#49486 (240)
<cranky-> pagan: I just catch her when she's not looking
<cranky-> I'll buy her dinner first so it's not rape
<KK-> its just buying sex then
<cranky-> what do you think marriage really is?
<cranky-> it's long term financing on a piece of ass
<_overkill> WORD
#49499 (486)
<Praetor> i got jury duty and I was like
<Praetor> "well.. I don't believe in drug laws... i couldn't convict someone on drug posession bc i don't believe it should be a crime, unless he was black of course"
<Praetor> excused
#49505 (396)
<sieco> i still use it to play duck hunt
<ion> my nintendo went out the window after that last time I failed to beat ganon and bring home the tri-force
<XCoyote> lol
<ion> my girlfriend was like "you fucking sissy.  if you don't bring me home the tri-force I'm going out with Bobby next door"
<sieco> rofl
<ion> I'm like "fuck you bitch!"  and I flung the nintendo at her
#49507 (164)
<wabbit> wanna know something funny dave?
<wabbit> about nora
<wabbit> +d
<wabbit> and what the spend money on?
<wabbit> +y
* |Dave hands wabbit the manual for his keyboard.
#49513 (483)
<blabur93> I swear it was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen
<Zoogle> like all male senior citizen bukkake nasty?
<blabur93> ........ no
<blabur93> but thanks, now i just imagined the most disgusting thing ever
<Zoogle> np, anytime
#49514 (347)
*** Malach has changed the topic on #nz to If your parents get divorced, are they still cousins?
<lower> Shouldn't it be "If your parents get divorced, are you still your own cousin?"
<Malach> lower - you inbreed your way, I'll inbreed mine.
#49515 (38)
<spd> can you be charged for not giving the money back
<EnronExec> only if you're caught
#49519 (20)
<DJ_Antonissen> learned?
<DJ_Antonissen> isn't that for nerds?
#49521 (182)
<Nyphur> I want to grwo my hair long so that if I get a girlfriend, people will think we're lesbians.
#49522 (247)
<Hunter`> someone has a life long grudge against me
<ineffable> Hunter` : yeah, thats probably god
#49525 (446)
xekk: i went to go see the ring
xekk: and this little kid, like 10 years old was sitting behind me
xekk: i guess he had his finger in his mouth
xekk: cause everytime something scary happened, he'd say "I bit my fingo!"
unslaught: hey everyone, im here!
MovieMan112: I bit my fingo!
#49528 (110)
<@Skute> so what is elf doing going out with a 14 year old??
<+Rebs|busy> having a good time it seems
#49529 (397)
<UltimateMetroid> who here plays metroid?
<Daishi> I only play it cause you gotta know samus is hot under that suit
<UltimateMetroid> fag
<Daishi> dumbass
#49530 (158)
<Potrod> you get buffy episodes from newsgroups?
<Killa> newsgroups are like, the primary source for anything big
<Uncle_Tobias> My penis is all over newsgroups
#49531 (18)
<Pikaben> I was born a girl, but mom made me get a sex change because she wanted a goddamn son.
#49532 (278)
<Tak777> my intel FAILED TO INFORM ME THAT THIS PLACE IS CRAWLING WITH SNIPERS
<Tak777> fucking shitty intel
<Ragnaar> Yeah... go with AMD.  ;)
#49538 (199)
<BusyChild> i hate it when youre just flirting with a girl and you poke her on accident
#49542 (181)
<Jagged> -t is like giving a bunch of small children loaded handguns and telling each of them that the other ones all stole his christmas pressies
#49543 (237)
<Shino> internet people are creepy...
<Shino> if i wasnt me, and met myself, id piss myself with fear
#49545 (183)
<BusyChild> im witnessing the building of a porn site as we speak
<BusyChild> i cant wait to tell my grandkids what i did when i was 21 the night before thansgiving
#49547 (400)
<@martini> my weed dealer, was drunk last night
<@martini> and she started feeling me up
<@rommel> lol
<@rommel> did you advance?
<@martini> i said "call me when you sober up"
<@rommel> aw, you weren't lookin for some butt that night?
<@martini> not at that very moment
<@martini> shit was crazy
<@martini> too many things going on at once
<@kvm> u were chewing gum then?
<@martini> har har
<@rommel> HAHAHAHA
<@rommel> owned.
#49552 (78)
<GaveUp> i stopped skate boarding when i started dirtbiking
<YenSid> ah yea, you can really injure yourself like that
<GaveUp> hehe i've totalled three bikes but the worst injuries i've ever had were self-inflicted ... go figure ;P
<webby_g> stupidity related injuries are always the best
#49558 (176)
<j4yj0hn> look at me! i watch mtv all day! I am brainwashed into thinking pop is an excellent style of music! Road Rules! Real World! Now to go buy my $100 dollar shirt from american eagle or abercrombie because i am a consumer whore!
<j4yj0hn> i hate television...
#49562 (248)
<moistyman> i saw in paper a position for tiolet cleaner at a laxative company