#49564 (359)
<XorTiN> I am sad, I ain't got nuffin to do and all I can do is think about my g/f
<XorTiN> and she out partyin' w/ some friends or somethin
<XorTiN> and she's grounded so I can't call her
<LlnK> she's grounded.. yet she's out partying with guys?>
<LlnK> wtf
<LlnK> you're st00pid
* LlnK backhands some sense into XorTiN
<Illustrious> weird how she's out partyin and grounded
<Illustrious> and can't call you
<Illustrious> blah LlnK you bastard quit reading my mind
<LlnK> heh
<LlnK> Illustrious: i stopped when i saw all the kiddy and beastiality pr0n
#49565 (15)
<foop> 30% soy, 60% whiskey, 25% cock
<foop> the three main food groups
#49566 (167)
<foop> i need a manpurse
<foop> but a dressy one
#49572 (323)
MageGal: MageGal: You know what one of the coolest things is?
BubblyLikeSoda: umm...a duck...?
MageGal: Baby wipes.
BubblyLikeSoda: lol
BubblyLikeSoda: really?
MageGal: We have no toilet paper downstairs right now, but there are babywipes.
MageGal: I feel so very fresh and clean.
#49573 (174)
Ssecondstringr85: i love thanksgiving
TwilightKnight00: me 2
Ssecondstringr85: when the line between what you should eat and what you can eat is blurred
#49574 (32)
<Jon> quick
<Jon> turn to the victorias secret show
<Jon> theres a present for you :D
<merc0> mmm...
<merc0> Wish i could open that present
#49579 (684)
<BigBadGangsta> Not right now, trying to seduce a girl right now
<BigBadGangsta> Mwhahahaha
<BigBadGangsta> Damn, her dad came home, she had to sign off
<IMJack> by that 'she' means "we don't have enough to convict you and my shift is over"
#49580 (151)
<Dilbert> Whats the best material to use to wrap marijuana?
<[LPK]Serj> Saran Wrap
<Dilbert> k thx.
Quits: Dilbert (zorkz@Cheatlist-5F46206.md.comcast.net) (Quit:)
#49583 (42)
<SiCkNeSs-> <-------fucking maggot slipknot fan!!!
<SiCkNeSs-> got my own channel!!!!!
<SiCkNeSs-> >=)
<dreamHOBO> i believe you mean fucking faggot
#49586 (45)
<@Vexer`> I just got a new pen, it says "IPMORTANT: WHEN TRAVELING ON A PLANE, UNCAP THE PEN WITH THE TIP FACING UPWARD TO REDUCE ANY RISK OF INK LEAKAGE
#49588 (184)
<betachken> i want a Mac.
<@Burned> me too
<@Burned> its raining alot these days.
#49589 (49)
* Neu[Mann] has a life but can't wait to get the upgrade!
#49590 (119)
`rush» pokemon stadium is so tight
«@ Alp|nE» pokemon is fucking gay.
«`rush» :(
«`rush» i know
«`rush» save me
#49596 (215)
<McMoo> monday's going to suck.
<McMoo> we are going to get fucked in the ass at work
<maff> sounds like someone's got a case of the mondays.
<ChafedNut> McMoo's name is really Milton
* ChafedNut was kicked by McMoo (i don't even have a stapler you fucking faget)
#49599 (219)
<tReMeR> I was cleaning out my closet today and when i was putting my shirts back in the dresser. i wanted to put them in a particular order. I would temperaly put the shirts on this chair until i put them in the closet, in order. and i thought to my self, I have 1, 32$ office chair of cache.
<Gedit> you need a life tReMeR
#49601 (145)
<anomaly> im talking to gf
<anomaly> lol
<darkzeratul1> gf?
<gOtHiC_fReAk`> lol
<darkzeratul1> u have a girl?
<anomaly> gothic freak
<darkzeratul1> hmm...should have figured that out for various reasons ;)
#49602 (70)
<crypt-> in my bios, should I have AGP fast write enabled or disabled?
<uNK> do you want agp to go fast?
#49606 (82)
<BombScare> RAM Usage: 349/503MB (69.38%)
<snag> :/
<DSLDemon> snag usage: 512/512LBS (100%)
<snag> that's 512more lbs of man than you
<DSLDemon> i'm not sure what that means
<DSLDemon> but ok
<BombScare> heh
<BombScare> dont try to understand snag
#49607 (311)
<Antiarc> Ever have one of those moments where you get out of the shower, get dressed and all, and then realize that you left your webcam on broadcast mode?
#49610 (373)
SwEeTi6724: Every year 11,000 Americans injure themselves while trying out bizarre sexual postions.
XDarkMindedX: Amateurs...
#49612 (360)
< tom> My sister is back... and instead of spending quality time with her family... she's playing Lunar 2!
< ninjamike> and you're on IRC
#49614 (297)
<Dekkon> the meaning of life is as follows:
<Dekkon> "up up down down left right left right B A select start"
#49622 (293)
<kinzillah> pie.
<jej> cocks.
<kinzillah> now THAT'S some word association right there
#49623 (30)
<exemplary> !BrewMstr (meatloaf)-paradise_by_the_dashboard_light.mp3
<exemplary> well then
<exemplary> i'm gay
<exemplary> don't tell
#49626 (-65)
<Ffieldboy23> dim sim get a life
<chineseguy4u> why dun u go bak to greasy wogland and shave dat monobrow
<chineseguy4u> and take dat fully sik rear schpoiler of urs bak to wogland