<Mercster> com: so lay down the law and tell her not to go.
<Compute> merc: I don't think she'd pay any attention ;)
* Mercster hands compute the pants.
<Mercster> com: so lay down the law and tell her not to go.
<Compute> merc: I don't think she'd pay any attention ;)
* Mercster hands compute the pants.
<TimboFinanceBlows> <---!!!!!
<HUGE_SUCKER> Is that supposed to be a dick, Timbo? Because I read that (including your nick) as "Timbo Finance Blows Cock"
<TimboFinanceBlows> it would not be far off from teh truth
<Nicodemus> man... if that is supposed to be a dick, timbo needs to see the doctor
<TimboFinanceBlows> finance sucks my left nut
<HUGE_SUCKER> Of course, the fact that I see '<---!!!!!' and read 'cock' means I've been reading bash too much
<@Vexer`> my liver is a female.. ofcourse yours is..
<@Vexer`> but i bet mine is hot..
<@elf> of all the dumb things you've ever said, i think that's the dumbest.
<@Vexer`> i don't say many dumb things..
<@Vexer`> do i?
<Ronwe> in my twins search I came across faked olsen twin porn
<D`mer> what?
<D`mer> ick
<Ronwe> I downloaded them
<Ronwe> so I went into channels on IRC the other night and said..
<Ronwe> If anybody is interested in some decent faked celeb pron to /msg me
<Ronwe> those who messaged me got olsen twin porn
<Ronwe> I'm banned from about 20 rooms in dalnet now
* Ronwe grins evilly
<D`mer> lol
<Howard> I picked it up this afternoon and told the salesperson "I need two things from you."
<Howard> "First, I need you to put me on the no-call list."
<Howard> "Second, I need your credit card number so I can charge you for calling me on this cell phone."
<Howard> They fell all over themselves apologizing and hung up.
<milenko> btw, how did goatse start?
<Rainwulf> i think the only pic that ever really made me feel funny was that pic of the guy whose cock was split down the middle
<Rainwulf> that was..... not good
<Rainwulf> i mean wow, that must of hurt. fuck.
<sn1per> i don't like u2...none of their music is any good
*** Topic is '<pitz_> just good ol fashioned diesel talk <---I thought this was Taxi Cab Confessions?'
*** Set by Richter!~richter@pontiacil-240.illinois.prairieinet.net on Tue Nov 26 23:37:20
<Weng> Diesel talk: What goes on in truck stop diners when teenage prostitutes are absent
<Weng> Suddenly, pitz appears out of nowhere and refutes the idea that semis use true diesel because there is no "Freightliner FL70 TDI"
<Rogue> "Press down if you think your gay"
<Rogue> i pressed down
<Rogue> "You fucking faggot"
<Rogue> he is an asshole
* Rogue slaps his dad
<+sp0re> infact nearly everyone on the internet is
<@nem0r> sp0re
<@nem0r> its alliterate
<+sp0re> no
<+sp0re> illiterate
<@nem0r> nah
<@nem0r> alliterate
<+sp0re> shut up
<+[IRF]Peng> illiterate nem0r :P
<+DCCwis> <nem0r> alliterate
<+DCCwis> lol
<+sp0re> he's a n00b
<@nem0r> smb
<+DCCwis> so if you were sick you'd say i'm "all"
<@nem0r> forget it
<@nem0r> fucking n00b clan anyway
* Parts: nem0r (dopedealer@host217-41-6-148.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
<+sp0re> you can tell the CS players from a mile
<radiohead> http://www.stileproject.com/hotty.html
<Emperor3D> i'd fuck her
<photons> hahah
<Emperor3D> and cum on her tummy and face.
<photons> did you go all the way down..
<photons> brrwwahahaha
<radiohead> would you cum on her dick too?
<Emperor3D> :(
<sad|st> im going to *kill* my ex
<TblunT> good
<TblunT> ex's suck
<TblunT> fuck em
<sad|st> i spend 20 mins making fresh whipped cream every year and she demands i put Cool MotherFucking Whip on her shit
<sad|st> %&)%&*%&
<TblunT> sounds like the cream isn't the only thing whipped y0
<pantherqs> code some porn
<energize> how the fuck do you code porn?
<Linkadmin> haha I wish I knew
<Linkadmin> but it would be cool... a random porn scene generator
<pantherqs> that'd be sweet... have the program randomly insert a chick's body with randomly generating tit size, hair color, shaved or not shaved.. then have a whole slew of randomly chosen actions... suck, fuck, bukakke.... oh man. i wish i could code.
<Targen> and my hand was right next to my nose
<Targen> I don't think I have to tell you what my hand smells like
<Targen> but the point is... eww, I will never use this method again
<Ender_Ray> thats what you get for having oral sex with a coke bottle :
<jkl> but that coulda been cause i farted :\
*** Set by JoeMustDie on Tue Nov 12 18:34:04
*** Sopabuena changes topic to 'http://yellow5.com/pokey/ | I WILL ASK THIS FOX FOR GUIDANCE 4818'
-Later-
*** Squinky changes topic to 'http://yellow5.com/pokey/ | WISDOM SHALL BE RECEIVED'
<Sopabuena> No keep that number there
*** Sopabuena changes topic to 'http://yellow5.com/pokey/ | WISDOM SHALL BE RECEIVED 4818'
<Squinky> What is the number?
<Sopabuena> part of a phone
<Sopabuena> i put it there or i will forget to call
<Squinky> Hee!
<Squinky> You may be addicted when you use channel topics as reminder notes
<enzo_> age,sex ,location?
<DiamonDie> yes i know, i've irced since '97, but why does it matter?
<enzo_> because i am n ot gay!
<enzo_> and i do not chat with men!
<sk8er^BzY> when i press sex
<Byte> vcisp.net looked good
<Byte> but 30 hours/week...
<Byte> i use at least 56 hours
<Byte> per day
<aNuBiS-> as a joke
<aNuBiS-> when shes walking behind me
<JayWhoa> she wants to be a man
<JayWhoa> a gay man
<pagan> its all fun and games untill soemone gets their anus poked out
<+Zebz> I think it's some kind of hidden message
<[-FcG-]SOAD17[-RawR-]> i don't f@p THAT much :/