#49265 (138)
<RetardedCrow> Crap, I put the head phones in, and I here "Anal beads, whatever. Now you can get realistic animal genitals. How bout a kangaroo penis?"
#49268 (43)
* Potatocake wonders why the fuck he is listening to DDR songs
<cbf> double data rate is a band now?
<Potatocake> Dance Dance Revolution :P
#49271 (204)
<Vexer`> i'm arabic / muslim
<Traktopel> im more muslim than you
<Vexer`> you are?
<Vexer`> YOU TERRORIST!
#49278 (141)
<ctrlbreak> i went to Coles to get cigarettes
<ctrlbreak> but forgot what i went there for
<ctrlbreak> and came home with cordial and milk
<ctrlbreak> instead
<ctrlbreak> i feel ripped off
#49288 (136)
<Morokiane> you go fishing for couches?  that's gotta suck
<Khe> you're telling me
<Khe> only got two catches last month
<Khe> had to throw the other one back, too small
<Morokiane> damn...bad day
<Khe> they bag you if you keep loveseats
<Morokiane> figures they wouldn't let you have the best
<Khe> cause then they can't go upsteam and spawn
* Morokiane makes note not to couch fish in Cali
<Khe> and you fsck with the population for next season
#49289 (18)
[gsf]Tomato: It's only rape if you don't take them out to dinner first.
#49293 (210)
MetalMantisX: ozzy's daughter obviously got none of her fathers talent
KennyGetsum: both of the kids look like the mom.. ud never guess they were even related to Ozzy
MetalMantisX: his other daughter looks like him though
MetalMantisX: the smart one, thats not on the show
KennyGetsum: ya cause she was concieved while ozzys blood alcohol content was under 20%
#49295 (324)
<Japhro> I like my coffee like I like my women: $2.50
#49298 (278)
<Tetsubo> ever wish you could just start life over cause you didn't know what to do the first time around and messed it all up?
<Tetsubo> why doesn't real life have a tutorial mode?
#49300 (164)
<NikJam> gonna take a shower
<NikJam> cause i smell, i feel dirty, and worse of all
<NikJam> I have school tommorow
<NikJam> and I can't look bad in front of the girl at the counter
<Lime> you like her, dont you
<NikJam> well
<NikJam> there's noone else to like, i go to community college
<NikJam> i take what i can get
#49309 (366)
<Grimmel> STICKING YOUR PENIS INTO ANOTHER DUDES ASS IS DISGUSTING
<Grimmel> UNLESS ITS MARDOM
<Mardom> what?
#49310 (334)
<Gir> brb I gota get out of the shitter now.
<Mardom> what
<Mardom> the fuck
#49313 (215)
<dustin> seti@home isn't actually doing anything worth while, they're just trying to see how many morons they can get to waste cpu cycles
<Teck7> no there doing a great thing
<dustin> when they finally do find intelligent life they're gonna come down and kick your ass for wasting cpu cycles
#49315 (131)
<Nerd> IE closed while I was logging in and now when I try to open it, it triggers a fatal exception.
<MikeyPain> hmmm
<Nerd> I really don't want to be forced into using the AOL browser, damn it.
<MikeyPain> Does it say "Click Yes if you have a small penis?" and then won't let you click no?
<Nerd> Exactly.
#49317 (398)
<CommanderStab> ARGH
<CommanderStab> It just dawned on me that the "pen" I was chewing was actually a pair of scissors @_@
<CommanderStab> It dawned on me when I cut my lip on them >_<
#49322 (82)
<Lestat> I should invent a way to make porn into music.
<Matrix_McCloud> yes
<Lestat> So you could be rocking out and looking at porn at the same time.
<Matrix_McCloud> oh
<Lestat> By like, rocking out to porn.
#49323 (370)
<CoRDS> there is a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
#49325 (65)
<FatZZ> sif vinc, you were just so uncool that even the magic players rejected you ;)
#49326 (183)
<red_one> fear the wrath of the sexually frustrated op.
#49328 (296)
<Tetsuo> Isn't using NOSPAM in a Hotmail address kind of like trying to stop a hurricane with plywood?
#49329 (324)
<Ronwe> when I signed onto IRC I didn't expect to be involved in sodomy
<Ronwe> or incest....
<Ronwe> or be enjoying it....
#49336 (159)
<Mhoram> I'll just say, anus is an aquired taste
#49341 (-20)
<Kamatz> Tails is cute. But I part of what I like about him is his innocense.
#49346 (320)
<sampson> twisted my fuckin ankle...don't go to riots in birkenstocks
<sampson> they aren't good rioting shoes
#49347 (62)
<Upth> did you know that the plastic used to make the keyboard keys warps when it gets wet and dries off?
<ChryoZach> Nope.
<Upth> my keys are beginning to wrinkle from sheer skin moisture.
<ChryoZach> And now I've learned something today.
<Upth> a bunch of the keys you can't even read anymore.
<ChryoZach> I don't know whether to laugh or feel really bad.  Wow.  This place really has made me numb.