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(73)UFO19M: Id burn her like a witch but I am afraid of the fumes #48842
(194)<Basketcase> There was a swarm of lesbians at my school today... <Basketcase> they were gonna eat me out alive... #48855
(90)<[-FcG-]Zwitta[D-F]|away> its from bash, so it must be true #48856
(785)fallouswk > bwahahahaha. coworker comes in with a problem, gets halfway into the explanation and then pauses and says "umm, it smells like you've been farting in here" "yes, I have" "I'm going to leave now" "I think that would be best" #48857
(102)<holden>i missed 30 days of school last year <ZeroX>y? <holden>i wanted to stay home and play cs #48858
(32)<Edgar_the_Fish> mmm hoodie <Edgar_the_Fish> i'd have sex with my hoodie its so soft #48861
(186)[@pHluid] Dolphins also have foot long prehensile penises [@pHluid] they can flex them, curl them, corkscrew them whatever [@pHluid] you haven't really lived until you've felt a dolphin's cock up yo...er #48866
(129)toman7465: ben doesn't like debbies cochie? s o k k e rguy03: I like the soft hills of the desert, the thick moist foliage of the Jungle just doesn't suit me #48876
(66)[@mad-ShaggZ]my parents said i could anything i wanted to be when i grew up....so i chose to be an asshole [@mad-ShaggZ]nothing wrong with that... #48884
(201)(DownKaos): W0lfy's idea of taking a girl out is fucking her then deflating her (W0lfy): u following me? #48885
(125)(WHW-Rob): i need to make a shirt.... "You're so much sexier when you just SHUT UP!" #48886
(31)(PrinceDC): incase you didnt see them all (PrinceDC): theres girls sucking my dick in the pics (DownKaos): thats almost as cool as curtis's with the dog licking the peanut butter off his.... (DownKaos): n/m #48893
(1350)< froggie> how frequently do chest infections kill asthmatics? < punchcard> no more than once i would guess #48900
(29)<Zeus|ViceCity> fuck my back is stif <Zeus|ViceCity> stiff.. lol <ZeroHour> next time just lay on your back, don't bend over #48909
(36)<Hoop> anyone have/seen Weapons.Of.Ass.Destruction any place ? #48910
(334)<BRAVESTAR> AOL HACKED ME NOW I CANT USE LOWER CASE <BRAVESTAR> THIS WILL FUCK MY UNIX SHIT UP <BRAVESTAR> -bash-2.05b$ LS <BRAVESTAR> -bash: LS: command not found <BRAVESTAR> FUCK #48915
(-168)<Coco13> SOMEONE DIAL UP BASH.ORG, WE GOT A CASE OF THE FUNNIES #48924
(224)<Beerman> My dick is so big its population had a revolution. its now known as the democratic republic of my dick. #48929
(117)Shamp00kiE: i have to draw lots Shamp00kiE: of boring stuff Shamp00kiE: well boring people Shamp00kiE: i dont like drawing people i know. im always afarid ill fuck up and i ususally do ECBoots84: Anything specific? Shamp00kiE: 2 portraits of friends or family, and 2 sitting poses of friends and crap ECBoots84: Ooooh...fun Shamp00kiE: yeah Shamp00kiE: i dont want to hear "why do i look like crap?! you think i look like crap!! oh god im ugly!" and then crying afterwards ECBoots84: I guess you're not the only one in your social circle who overreacts then Shamp00kiE: i dont really have one, so i was just projecting myself if i was being drawn i guess Shamp00kiE: *shrug* #48933
(4)<Frieveta> waitaminute.... you can go multiplayer in magic? #48934
(407)<Lestat> I can't just turn on the funny like some fountain of funny. <ally> ... <ally> why the fuck not? <Lestat> I have to milk it from the special cows. #48950
(17)<c-rOCK> when youre bored i highly recommend making fun of beaners. #48952
(314)<@patm> monty die and go to hell now please <Monty> url? #48956
(82)<yods> maybe i should send her a loveop to apologise <yods> 'sorry i was so mean..hope the suicde goes well...heres a shotty #48957
(404)<Shino> scientists are going to make a blue rose with new breakthroughs in biotechnology.. our tax dollars at work!!! <Shino> I guess they got bored of the cancer thing......