#48835 (73)
UFO19M: I’d burn her like a witch but I am afraid of the fumes
#48842 (194)
<Basketcase> There was a swarm of lesbians at my school today...
<Basketcase> they were gonna eat me out alive...
#48855 (90)
<[-FcG-]Zwitta[D-F]|away> its from bash, so it must be true
#48856 (785)
fallouswk > bwahahahaha.  coworker comes in with a problem, gets halfway into the explanation and then pauses and says "umm, it smells like you've been farting in here"  "yes, I have"  "I'm going to leave now"  "I think that would be best"
#48857 (102)
<holden>i missed 30 days of school last year
<ZeroX>y?
<holden>i wanted to stay home and play cs
#48858 (32)
<Edgar_the_Fish> mmm hoodie
<Edgar_the_Fish> i'd have sex with my hoodie its so soft
#48861 (186)
[@pHluid] Dolphins also have foot long prehensile penises
[@pHluid] they can flex them, curl them, corkscrew them whatever
[@pHluid] you haven't really lived until you've felt a dolphin's cock up yo...er
#48866 (129)
toman7465: ben doesn't like debbies cochie?
s o k k e rguy03: I like the soft hills of the desert, the thick moist foliage of the Jungle just doesn't suit me
#48876 (66)
[@mad-ShaggZ]my parents said i could anything i wanted to be when i grew up....so i chose to be an asshole
[@mad-ShaggZ]nothing wrong with that...
#48884 (201)
(DownKaos): W0lfy's idea of taking a girl out is fucking her then deflating her
(W0lfy): u following me?
#48885 (125)
(WHW-Rob): i need to make a shirt.... "You're so much sexier when you just SHUT UP!"
#48886 (31)
(PrinceDC): incase you didnt see them all
(PrinceDC): theres girls sucking my dick in the pics
(DownKaos): thats almost as cool as curtis's with the dog licking the peanut butter off his....
(DownKaos): n/m
#48893 (1350)
< froggie> how frequently do chest infections kill asthmatics?
< punchcard> no more than once i would guess
#48900 (29)
<Zeus|ViceCity> fuck my back is stif
<Zeus|ViceCity> stiff.. lol
<ZeroHour> next time just lay on your back, don't bend over
#48909 (36)
<Hoop> anyone have/seen Weapons.Of.Ass.Destruction any place ?
#48910 (334)
<BRAVESTAR> AOL HACKED ME NOW I CANT USE LOWER CASE
<BRAVESTAR> THIS WILL FUCK MY UNIX SHIT UP
<BRAVESTAR> -bash-2.05b$ LS
<BRAVESTAR> -bash: LS: command not found
<BRAVESTAR> FUCK
#48915 (-168)
<Coco13> SOMEONE DIAL UP BASH.ORG, WE GOT A CASE OF THE FUNNIES
#48924 (224)
<Beerman> My dick is so big its population had a revolution. its now known as the democratic republic of my dick.
#48929 (117)
Shamp00kiE: i have to draw lots
Shamp00kiE: of boring stuff
Shamp00kiE: well boring people
Shamp00kiE: i dont like drawing people i know. im always afarid ill fuck up and i ususally do
ECBoots84: Anything specific?
Shamp00kiE: 2 portraits of friends or family, and 2 sitting poses of friends and crap
ECBoots84: Ooooh...fun
Shamp00kiE: yeah
Shamp00kiE: i dont want to hear "why do i look like crap?! you think i look like crap!! oh god im ugly!" and then crying afterwards
ECBoots84: I guess you're not the only one in your social circle who overreacts then
Shamp00kiE: i dont really have one, so i was just projecting myself if i was being drawn i guess
Shamp00kiE: *shrug*
#48933 (4)
<Frieveta> waitaminute.... you can go multiplayer in magic?
#48934 (407)
<Lestat> I can't just turn on the funny like some fountain of funny.
<ally> ...
<ally> why the fuck not?
<Lestat> I have to milk it from the special cows.
#48950 (17)
<c-rOCK> when youre bored i highly recommend making fun of beaners.
#48952 (314)
<@patm> monty die and go to hell now please
<Monty> url?
#48956 (82)
<yods> maybe i should send her a loveop to apologise
<yods> 'sorry i was so mean..hope the suicde goes well...heres a shotty
#48957 (404)
<Shino> scientists are going to make a blue rose with new breakthroughs in biotechnology.. our tax dollars at work!!!
<Shino> I guess they got bored of the cancer thing......