#48958 (200)
<notklister> what kind of people make computer programs?
<klister> programmers
<notklister> alright
<notklister> I think thats what Im going to tech school for
#48959 (152)
<SiZZuRp> bend over and spell run
#48965 (200)
rageatm005: procrastination patrol™ would beat me with flaming torches and throw me into a volcano right now
Dr SpaZZo: Except theyre too lazy
#48967 (353)
<ChaosDragon> Can someone explain this to me?
<ChaosDragon> "Christmas Star - Outdoor Icicle Lights
<ChaosDragon> For indoor use only."
<Custodian> lol
<Custodian> that's almost as good as the shower cap box with "fits one head" on it
<Custodian> (from a hotel in disney, france)
<Roachie> LOL
<Custodian> I can only assume the french have some odd shower habbits
#48970 (156)
<N41LGuN> You're a gay dumbass.
<SaxxonPike> yeah
<SaxxonPike> RIGHT
<SaxxonPike> NO I mean YEAH RIGHT
<N41LGuN> uh huh.
#48975 (271)
*** Malrothien was kicked by Malrothien (this rooms too ghey for me)
<Mardom> whoa shit
<Mardom> you can kick yourself?
<Mardom> thats deep
#48978 (221)
<Coco13> Girls are a waste of polygons.
#48980 (966)
<Adrenna> Mom's misguided kitten crawled under the covers while I was recovering from a tonsillectomy & thought my clit would be good to lick.. holy mother of god I screeched
#48990 (98)
<VirtualServ> -±- CurrentSong: Linkin Park - A Place For My Head -±-
<[0G]ftwilli> told you Linkin Park was talking about sex the whole time...
#48993 (92)
<Medic_> wow.. this is new. http://www.christianlesbians.com/
<mfreeck> damn, no pictures.
<Medic_> they're christans.. they're modest.
<Medic_> and they're probably ugly. :)
#48994 (210)
<Daimyou> SUPERMARKET!
* Daimyou starts rapping
<Daimyou> SUPAH MARKEEEEEET!!!!111111
<Daimyou> YOU HAVE TEH CHEESE AND TEH VEGGIEZ
<Daimyou> AND TEH TROUTTTTT
<Daimyou> SUPAH MARKEEEEEET!!!!111111
<Daimyou> YAYAY I RIDE AROUND IN TEH SHOOPPPPPING KAAAARTS
<Daimyou> AND THEN I GO THROUGH THE TAAAAAAYKEOUT
<Daimyou> I MEAN CASHIER
<Daimyou> SUPAH MARKEEEEEET!!!!111111
<Daimyou> BUT THEN I DON'T HAVE TEH MONEYZZZZ
<Daimyou> SO MY MOM PAAAAAYS FORRRRRR ITTTTT
<Daimyou> SUPAH MARKEEEEEET!!!!111111
<Daimyou> THE ENDZ0RZ
#48996 (280)
<Hat> Windows XP isn't that bad, foO.
<Hat> At least it's better than fucking ME.
<Hat> Wait, I think I saw that on bash.org.
<Hat> aggggrggrgrh, I DID see it!
<Hat> Man, I'm fucking pathetic.  I have IRC quotes in my subconscious.
<foO> the funny thing about it is that you actually have a girlfriend that puts out, yet you still irc
<Hat> I'm hideous! Don't look at me!
#49005 (370)
* LordMadOne dreams of his soon to be girl
<eMEraLdwPn> you talked to her at all recently?
<LordMadOne> no :(
<eMEraLdwPn> call her
<LordMadOne> I got a poem for her too
<LordMadOne> I have no phone
<eMEraLdwPn> well that sucks..
<eMEraLdwPn> get arrested and make her your one phone call!
<eMEraLdwPn> now that's romance!
#49006 (488)
<Hat> How many seconds are there in a year?
<sirus> 2
<Hat> No.
<sirus> 7?
<Hat> That's not even an educated guess...
<sirus> i know
<sirus> im being stupid on purpose
<Hat> It's hard to tell.
#49007 (224)
<dustin> you ever masturbated on a washer when it was on spin cycle ?
<dustin> it's the best
<Sh3lby> if u say  so
<dustin> just make sure it's not a public washing place
<dustin> they don't take kindly to things like that
#49008 (333)
<dustin> i'm hung like a zombie process
#49010 (469)
<Hat> What is seven Q plus three Q?
<Khryptonite> 10q
<Hat> You're welcome.
<Khryptonite> Huh?
<Hat> haha
<Khryptonite> WHAT!?!! stop laughing at me all the time
<Hat> 10Q, when spoken phoenetically, sounds like "thank you".
<Khryptonite> huh?
<Khryptonite> TELL ME WHAT IT MEANS
<Khryptonite> HAT, TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#49013 (7)
<Shaka|HeatingUpSomeSaki> child. i dont care if you are a guy. you can show me what it means to be a man anytime
#49016 (543)
<armyopsfufu> shoplifting is a victimless crime, like PUNCHING SOMEONE IN THE DARK
<DrivingZucchini> or jacking off into a birdbath
#49019 (302)
<fahd> anyone want to volunteer with me at the retirement home
<d3> hell no fahd
<d3> have fun cleaning up 93 year old feces
<fahd> no
<fahd> just to talk to them
<fahd> entertain them
<fahd> and maybe get laid
#49020 (291)
<Mr`K> When people find out you play video games, they think.. like..
<Mr`K> You play EVERY video game
<nzc> dont you?
<Mr`K> "Oh, I got this game, I can't get past this part, what do I do?"
<Mr`K> And it's like Barbie's Fashion Designer
#49028 (132)
<shadow> I love compact cars. They're small and discreet... kind of like tampons.
<Squirl> exactly
<Squirl> and when youre done you just flush them
#49038 (622)
<Ed> Noah's Ark, bah.
<Ed> <GOD> DUDE, YOU HAVE TO LIKE... GET A BUNCH OF ANIMALS AND SHIT. ALL OF THEM.
<crunchyfish> <God> Gotta catch 'em all!
#49041 (42)
<waffle> Jon: promise us all you will never have children
<waffle> for the good of mankind
<Ed> He doesn't have to promise!
<Phyresis> I don't plan on reproducing
<Phyresis> but I'm going to mold humanity to the way I see fit
<Phyresis> I'm sick of ignorant fuckers running amok
<Phyresis> we will have enlightenment or extinction
<Phyresis> take your pick
<Ed> So are you like, Asian Jesus or someshit?
#49048 (412)
<timer> my penis has a linux distribution on it
<defz> minix?