#48729 (100)
<Marticus> i'm still looking for an intelligent non-headcase female
<UgLyPuNk> they don't exist
<UgLyPuNk> all women are head cases
<toe-wk> its true
<toe-wk> heres how i break it down in geek talk for you nerds to understand
<toe-wk> males = intel pentium 4's. Cool, reliable, stable, tough
<toe-wk> females = AMD athlons, sure their sexy, and their hot...but as soon as they start thinking i wouldnt rely on one :D
<Marticus> and uh, calculators are little girls, and mainframes are bbw
<Annon201> what bout graphic calculators??
<Marticus> thats when they get some grass on the pitch
#48730 (379)
<Sirea> My brothers cats name is God Damned Cat and she's running around with pair of my panties in her mouth
<Leth|ASSignment> "God Damned Cat and she's running around with pair of my panties in her mouth" is a damn long name.
#48732 (202)
<FLoRa> i'd actually rather be ugly than fat
<milenko> hmm i dont think so
<milenko> you can lose fat
<milenko> BUT YOU CANT LOSE UGLY!
#48733 (10)
<-Sharky-> lol, thats a new one
<-Sharky-> raping urself
<PuffinFreshWog> riight
<PuffinFreshWog> well if your underage and you don't concent to you hand...
<-Sharky-> so like ur playin wif urself, and then saying "No, no dont do this"
<-Sharky-> to urself?
#48736 (123)
<G[a]lly> i'd like to download virtual valerie
<decryption> lol
<decryption> ive downloaded that
<decryption> hahah
<decryption> its crazy
<decryption> does a strip to the mp3 your listening to
<pancakes> what is it?
<G[a]lly> really?
<G[a]lly> i thought you had to try and get her off with a virtual dildo..
<decryption> ohhh..
<decryption> well this one aint
<G[a]lly> I'll give it a go anyway
<decryption> but that one sounds much more interesting
<G[a]lly> and how!
<decryption> virtual dildo.. need i say more?
<G[a]lly> mate's dad has it on his computer, i was kinda freaked out, but didn't play it in case he has a high score and i accidentally break it and he finds out
#48744 (154)
<Deusa> I've never seen snow
<tm2> It's very overrated
<tm2> Try sitting in your refrigerator sometime...
#48747 (620)
<@PuffinFreshWog> kingmax is good ram
<@PuffinFreshWog> right?
<@PuffinFreshWog> but won't that not matter since my current ram is a crap brand
<@cbf> ueaj
<@cbf> uyeaj
<@cbf> yueah
<@cbf> yeah
<@cbf> fod dammit
<@cbf> fgod
<@cbf> gofd
<@PuffinFreshWog> LMFAO
<@cbf> gof
<@cbf> god
#48748 (-239)
<RaveHoppe> MorbiD: You are just a big fat gay
<MorbiD> Ravehoppe: Shut the fuck up
* MorbiD stealthily creeps up behind RaveHoppe and SLAMS his penis deep into RaveHoppe's ass until the penis is deep enough for flesh to curl RaveHoppe's hair ..AND quickly buttfucks RaveHoppe a second time, causing a wild spurt of blood! ...AND fucks RaveHoppe HARD a third time to get his point across! YUCH, RaveHoppe's entrails burst out of RaveHoppe's mouth!
#48752 (100)
[+ForKsTar] I hate doctors
[+ForKsTar] last time I went, I had fingers jammed up my ass
[+Z0iC] teh doctar did goatse to u :<
#48755 (21)
<jmess> this is the best set up.
<jmess> laying on my beanbag ircing
<jmess> hahaha SAD
<Fabio> hahaha
<Fabio> as bad as me
<Fabio> in bed ircing
#48771 (-102)
* Pelayo BGM: !! (illegal) Cute 12 Year Old Being Taught By Daddy -- Fisting Incest Child Teen Preteen Lolita Young Gay Porn Beast Peep Mpeg Mpg Jpeg Jpg Mp3 Avi (6)(2).mpg
#48776 (500)
<lalaloo> hjey ,anmyone her hagve a dell/
<MgicMastr> You really should take that dick out of your mouth when you speak.
#48778 (273)
<gnawol> i hate can beer
<gnawol> i cant drink it
<gnawol> tastes like metal
<gnawol> like a steel dildo
<gnawol> not like ive sucked a steel dildo or anything
#48779 (380)
<Cold0ne> the house is shaking
<Cold0ne> WTF!!!!!
<Guyp> you know youre a geek when there's an earth quake but instead of running away you keep writing "WTF!?!" :O
#48782 (320)
<Kevyn> I lent my friend money last nite so he could get a lap dance from a stripper. And he just said to me on AIM, "hey, thanks for the lap dance"
<Kevyn> I'm so glad people can't overhear conversations on AIM.
#48792 (384)
<ObjBRB> the last time i had a piece of ass was when my finger ripped thru the toilet paper
#48798 (256)
* CoolNo9 was in a room with 15 dba's and 1 coldfusion developer
<CoolNo9> guess which one I was :)
<ConqSoft> CoolNo9:  The gay one?
#48799 (302)
*** Fl0g (Phaket@03.gate4.yokota.attmil.ne.jp) has joined #math
<Fl0g> PERVERTS!!!
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#48802 (311)
<loss> i met this japanese kid at comdex who could sms 65 wpm
<_dren_> fucker prolly rip his weenier off when he whacks
#48808 (242)
<Lilmuckers> i called my headmaster dad today =/
<ibor132> hahaha
<ibor132> howd u manage that?
<SonicRageX> heh
<Lilmuckers> he said something and i saidm "yes dad"
<Lilmuckers> in the lesson
<ibor132> rofl
<Lilmuckers> in front of the calss
<ibor132> whatd he do>?
<Lilmuckers> said "i doubt i was that promisuous 16 years ago"
<Lilmuckers> promiscuous
<ibor132> ROFL!!!!
<SonicRageX> dude
<SonicRageX> thats classic
<ibor132> someone bash that
#48816 (43)
<Targaff> nem1: i've got the solution to your little
<Targaff> problem
<DrtySOUTH> viagra?
<DrtySOUTH> :D
#48821 (17)
UFO19M: In Russia, we poke each other in the rectum to stay warm
#48822 (118)
UFO19M: it is my goal to be stared at like a dog that's just been shown a card trick
#48825 (321)
<Floach-> I guess DDoS is like a network bukkake? :)
#48829 (556)
UFO19M: You know how you go into a public rest room and the integrity of every stall has been compromised, so you have to pick the least disgusting one?
UFO19M: That is how I feel about dating