#48163 (133)
<bunnyfufu> DAMNIT
<bunnyfufu> MY BALLS HURT
<FlyingAttackPorcupine> stop eating them
<bunnyfufu> if only that was possible
#48164 (1711)
<Hat> Someone explain this to me.
<Hat> On an 80 minute CD
<Hat> I somehow recorded 1 hour and 15 minutes of music
<Lobot> That's 75 minutes.
<Hat> .....
<Hat> oh.  right.
<Hat> Goddamn time.
#48165 (110)
<%Reaper_TDS> yea ridein cock is hard work huh
<@Kodiake> I busted ass all day today and yesterday
#48167 (232)
<@unionguy> let me tell you what i did with my saxaphone
<souletr> please don't start this off with one time at bandcamp...
#48169 (160)
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<souletr> so do you really have to announce it?
<souletr> thats like fucking someone and afterwards saying "hey, i fucked you"
#48183 (325)
<eyeball> you know you're a geek when you run your webcam software to see what you look like instead of going to the bathroom mirror
#48184 (200)
(datacide) i just pissed out of the porch door and didn't notice the bitch from next door watching me :/
#48197 (428)
(Rjx)[+] #1 cool thing about IRC
(Rjx)[+] no-one knows if you're naked
#48202 (323)
<Scire> if Milla Jovavich was sucking me off, when I came in her mouth I'd scream, "BIG BA-DA-BOOM!"
#48204 (520)
<Unregistered> should I wank and get food, or order and have it come here?
<Unregistered> er walk, I mean walk
#48206 (1970)
<spil0ink> is it pronounced live or live?
<Shit_Pifter> live
<spil0ink> thanks
<Shit_Pifter> np
#48208 (428)
<v-ger> it's fun to hate people online - it's like a video game and sensitive people's feelings are like quad damage
#48290 (182)
<UFGailorJupiter> i'm going to go cleanse myself.
<UFGailorJupiter> i'll be bathing in the sacred hentai waters.
<UFGailorJupiter> well
<UFGailorJupiter> hentai game music waters.
<Bob_McBob> So what you mean is, you're going to download some porn and masturbate?
<UFGailorJupiter> Bob: YES!
#48291 (147)
<Lime> i still keep thinking youre a girl :|
<Pikaben> I wish I was :|
#48292 (49)
<Pikaben> I find it eerie that Renegadellf knows that I'm left-handed.
<Pikaben> He says that it's because I take forever to masturbate.
<Pikaben> Then he said something about using right-hand masturbating techniques.
#48293 (204)
<[smurf]> MelowRage: you are a sick, sick, sick child
<MelowRage> I know
<[smurf]> even the name MelowRage pisses me off
<[smurf]> it tears me
<MelowRage> SCORE
<[smurf]> I am seared
<MelowRage> I was hoping it would piss someone off
<[smurf]> SEARING RAGE OF MELLOWNESS
<MelowRage> what with the blatant misspelling and such
<MelowRage> It was either "MelowRage" or "MellowRag"
<[smurf]> it makes me want to flip out and listen to Jazz at the same time
<MelowRage> I chose the former
<MelowRage> hehehe
<MelowRage> VIOLENT JAZZ MUSIC!!!
<[smurf]> STOP IT
<[smurf]> HAVE YOU EVER FLIPPED OUT TO JAZZ CORPERAL?!
<[smurf]> IT'S NOT SOMETHING A GROWN MAN SHOULD DO!
<MelowRage> like a music video of some black dude going nuts and shoving his saxophone into a guy's eyeball
<[smurf]> ..nah
<[smurf]> that's rage
<[smurf]>mellow rage would be the Micheal Jackson video where they get all ready to knife fight and then they just dance with their hands together
#48294 (227)
<+nPHo> no.life = this is what you have if you are looking at this.
<smcn> haw i didn't look at it
#48295 (138)
<Shinvega>  Whether you want kids or not, eventually you're gonna slip one past the goalie ;)
#48297 (745)
<Shinji>  I have a riddle: What type of dog doesn't bark?
<Shinvega>  Your mom?
<Tanya>  A hotdog ^_^
<Neopanda>  my penis.
<Shinji>  The one I hit with my car yesterday!
#48298 (259)
<Millenia>  Oh. And for everyone who insisted "Dungeons and Dragons" was the worst movie ever?
<Mareg>  We were right?
<Millenia>  You are right. You are SO right. I wanted to gouge out my own eyes.
#48300 (33)
<Inno[AoFoKu]> he has been connected to thier cocks by the lips for a while
#48302 (675)
<Rufus>  Damn, a job at blizzard would certainly be cool
<Shinji>  nah
<Shinji>  you'd get your paycheck 7 months after you are supposed to
<Rufus>  So true
<Rufus>  And it would be "patched" and "downgraded" by that time
<Rufus>  Your net result would be a check for 5 bucks with "gogogogogogoggogogo" written all over it
<Shinji>  But don't forget
<Shinji>  There'd be a dupe bug, so you could get double your pay as much as you want
<Rufus>  You'd have to throw the check on the ground, then pick it up and your pocketbook at the same time
<Shinji>  ... but then you'd lag trying to cross the street to get to the bank, get hit by a bicyclist repeatedly, and die :)
#48303 (105)
<Kingin>  What the fuck kind of settings are these?  "Please cum in my ass"?
#48306 (-65)
<Futility>  ...George Harrison? He died or something?
<Rufus>  Yeah.
<Rufus>  Throat cancer, or something
<Munin>  APPARENTLY, SEMEN IS CARCINOGENIC!
#48311 (280)
<N3xtAxchunz3r0> y'ever had to take a shit, but were already listening to music and playing gameboy so you went in the bathroom with your headphones and gameboy, took a shit, and didn't come out for 2 hours cuz you still needed to catch a friggin pikachu?
<N3xtAxchunz3r0> I have..