#47959 (255)
<Orian> Due to typing classes when I was six I have the keyboard memorized for the most part :P
<RedComet> Ori: somebody ever told you you need a life?
<Orian> Yes quite often
<BlackMage> did you ever ask what the url was?
#47996 (877)
<Rev> Oh man.  I just found my Classic Queen CD, but I also tripped and hit my face on a filing cabinet so the last few minutes have been a real mixed bag.
#48007 (58)
Sweetlilluv: Would you really fuck any random gurl?
Ichiro number 1: Its a joke..a joke....see this is why guys dont talk to girls about sex.....gurls take everything to seriously
#48010 (379)
<Mike_Works> If I ever killed myself, it'd be in front of a group of children. It'd just be a nice feeling knowing you've made a difference.
#48016 (929)
<Konsole> did your video card come in yet?
<pushit> nope.
<Konsole> those fuckers.
<pushit> my mother got a mop in the mail today though.
<Konsole> ah.
<Konsole> that should make up for it.
<pushit> yeah.
<pushit> it's a sweet-ass mop.
<Konsole> yeah.
#48025 (200)
<Rainwulf> 89 percent of statistics are made up
<GoofyShiVr> Rainwulf: the other 21% cant count
#48026 (2060)
<preda> hehe my penis slowly rolling off my desk and when it falls off its going to hit my cat
<preda> err pen is
#48027 (448)
<@`2L_verkink> eval('document.forms[0].elements[' + elementCount + '].options[document.forms[0].elements[' + elementCount + '].selectedIndex].value')
<@`2L_verkink> whats the probleM!?!?!?!?
<yods> the problem?
<yods> thats easy
<yods> i dont understand SQL
<yods> if i did
<yods> i might have a chance
<@`2L_verkink> if u did
<@`2L_verkink> it wouldn't help
<@`2L_verkink> cause
<@`2L_verkink> this is javascript
#48028 (717)
<JaG> whos taking me out to dinner tonight?
<FairWtns> We could do a group thing.
<FairWtns> <ahem> A group dinner thing.
<FairWtns> <ahem> A group dinner meaning food thing.
<FairWtns> Or we could just say fuck it and see if we could do the group thing.
<JaG> being the only chic in here, im vehemently opposed to the group thing, i dont have that many orifices
<FairWtns> Oh, I don't know, you have enough, I would say.
<JaG> 4 guys, 1 girl
<JaG> NOT enough orifices
<FairWtns> Well, how are we defining 'orifice'
<JaG> its gotta feel good to me too sweetums
<FairWtns> Yeah yeah, "what's in it for me"
<FairWtns> Typical female philosophy.
<JaG> Better than whats in me for it?
#48034 (353)
<QueNazje> how you people can like classical music and not like the environment is disgusting
<Schwazie> The 1812 Overture reminds me of a explosions used in strip mining
#48057 (548)
<PACHUKA> i was watching the wizard of oz and all i could think about was dorthy in 6 inch heels, completely shaved, chained up and with nipple clamps
<mikey1207> LOL
<mikey1207> i will never watch that movie the same again
<Esttt> fuck, im eating breakfast you arsehole
#48072 (157)
Merimack05: like, how far away are you from st. louis?
flynmonkeysattac: dunnu.  i live south of st. louis.  about a 15 minute drive from st. louis
Merimack05: ok, your loser
Merimack05: *closer
flynmonkeysattac: are u sure that was a typo?
#48091 (30)
<byba> !xcon6 Alt_Support_Shyness_-_How_To_Pick_Up_Chicks.zip
<byba> !xcon6 Alt_Support_Shyness_-_Shyman's_Guide_To_Meeting_Women.zip
#48103 (561)
<PieTaster> I'm jewish... but bacon > religion!
#48113 (379)
<j4yj0hn> oh my god
<j4yj0hn> the funniest shit happened last night
<j4yj0hn> we were at a guys house and i had to piss, so i go into his parents bathroom
<j4yj0hn> there was no soap so i look in the medicine cabinet
<j4yj0hn> what do i see?
<j4yj0hn> a big fucking bottle of viagra
<j4yj0hn> so we get like 8 of them and feed them to this guys 9 year old brother
<j4yj0hn> and he has had a bone for about 14 hours now
<j4yj0hn> its fucking hilarious cause he had a physical for indoor soccer at noon
<j4yj0hn> o laughed for about 4 hours strait
<MrH2o> HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<j4yj0hn> its great, we have about 6000 pics
<MrH2o> damn that is dangrous
<j4yj0hn> but a kid with a massive cock is hilarious
#48118 (279)
(Lesley): yea I like the night because fewer people are out in it
(Lesley): then again
(Lesley): everything is closed
(Lesley): except the 24 hours wal mart
(Supachikn): what is a wal mart?
(Supachikn): what do they sell?
(destiney): hehe
(Lesley): haha
(CoRPSe): it's like kmart
(Supachikn): ok
(destiney): they sell *
(Supachikn): i wouldnt mind getting me some asterisks
#48121 (279)
<Castor|Troy> xp is like microsoft and aol had a baby, and then aol dropped teh baby on its head
#48122 (79)
<Konsole> #include <iostream.h>
<Konsole> #include <stdlib.h>
<Konsole> #include <afterstepspenis.h>
<Konsole> #include <thatnakedchick.h>
<Konsole> #define hebangsher 1
<Konsole> int main(void)
<Konsole> {
<Konsole> while (hebangsher)
<Konsole> cout << "oh yeah!\n";
<Konsole> return 0;
<Konsole> }
<afterstep> yeah.
#48133 (277)
<Phillip> hi ex-wife
<Phillip> whats up
<FullySedated> my dick
<FullySedated> why?
<Phillip> never say that again
#48138 (-19)
<D3adlode> penis
* Fiona cuts it off and barbeques it
* D3adlode dies
<D3adlode> watch out for the creamy filling :d
<Fiona> Mmmm, cream dawg
#48139 (157)
<EuroBrew> what is it with you people and your fascination with buttsex? you guys talk about it all the time, if you are gay just come out and say it already
<EuroBrew> i just think you guys have some sexual identity issues if you go around saying shit like /me unfs chips and /me wants zee buttsex, and of course the ever popular /me licks teh cum off your wang
#48143 (223)
<vballa> i didnt know how to get to my friends place the other day... and suddenly i caught myself asking him for the URL to his house.
#48150 (1422)
<DaFuror> ok
<DaFuror> that about sucked
<phac> what now daf?
<DaFuror> I went out to my car to get my U1 about an hour ago
<g3nocide> U1 ?
<DaFuror> Sun Ultra 1 server
<DaFuror> well, anyway
<DaFuror> these three drunk kid come outta nowhere and one of them tried to jump me
<g3nocide> LOL
<DaFuror> I cracked his skull open with the U1
<DaFuror> just got done dealing with the fine upper arlington police dept
<g3nocide> lol you hit him with a sun ultra one server
<DaFuror> I can
<g3nocide> LOL
<DaFuror> t
<g3nocide> omfg
<DaFuror> wait to see the police report
<g3nocide> you know you are a geek when, you protect yourself with server hardware
#48153 (263)
<CogNiTO> us can suck meh balls
<FlyingAttackPorcupine> .... no it doesnt
<FlyingAttackPorcupine> no it cant, your balls are too small to be sucked on.... they could, however, be inhaled through a straw
<CogNiTO> well
<CogNiTO> do that then
#48155 (12)
<Hell[b0red|Number11|TV]> It was nice feeling power between teh legzz
<Sup> that made me hungry