#47716 (87)
<@blkhawk^^> i dont cyber
<@blkhawk^^> its a waste of a wrist
<@Duce> are you saying you double-fist it?
#47717 (352)
< zocor> anyone wanna watch a guy jerk off on cam
< zocor> oh shit... wrong channel :/
< zocor> IGNORE THAT PLEASE'
#47737 (442)
RamAss has joined #subaru
<RamAss> subaru is for gooks and niggers
<RamAss> muahahahah
<pagan> heh well atleast my nick does not insinuate im a homosexual :/
#47750 (329)
tchristney: Cheating is like masturbation. Feels good while you're doing it but once you're finished it only emphasizes how empty and shallow your life really is.
#47753 (677)
<Thought> i am about to sell the oldest disks in the world :d
<Hoopy> those 5 1/4 inch floppys moses saved the 10 command prompts on?
#47756 (210)
<Angelz> ha
<Angelz> I did not get flooded off!
* Angelz (Angel@213.137.25.G9182=) Quit (Excess flood)
#47764 (37)
<KeeperZ> I want to make one of those 'scare the crap out of you' flash movies
<KeeperZ> but have the 'horrific face'
<KeeperZ> be the goatse.cx guy
#47772 (219)
Krav: Y'know, yew can never tell how fast someone can run until yew set them on fire...
#47776 (317)
<Sevastra> nasýlsýn?
<RadioheaD> iyiyim sen
<Sevastra> <-- Ýstanbul
<RadioheaD> oðlum türkmüsün deðil misin
<BLiZZ> <-- Wýll kýck your arse ýf you don't shut up
#47780 (102)
<Tobywrk> i want that internet fridge!!!!!!!
<Tobywrk> you set up a chair
<Tobywrk> beat off while watching porn
<Tobywrk> open it up and get a beer
#47792 (567)
<teh_xero> Elderly man robs pharmacy for the fourth time. Makes off with full stock of Viagra once again
<OrgnGrndr> talk about a "hardened criminal"
#47806 (235)
<Mentar_Ex> Having a huge debate about the war on drugs.
<Mentar Ex> What's your take on it?
<@Galleta> You know, I'm really divided on that subject, because I love war, and I love drugs, and I just hate to see them go at eachother. It's like a chick fight, only with tons of blood and no flesh.
#47816 (407)
<moira> while*(not tvomit) { dinrk} l // OMG I wronte a PROGMRA
#47827 (243)
<Kouban> My friend had a dog that ate a sock once, and it came out hole x_x
<Chimerasame> ..
<Crimsonmonkey> which hole
<Kouban> FUCKING TYPO DIE ME
#47834 (119)
<MiniMizer> god damn it
<MiniMizer> my hands are freezing
<MiniMizer> I think I should wank right now
<MiniMizer> bbl
#47848 (490)
·protanos· Having sex is like being level 1. Sure, it's exciting playing a
new class, but it doesn't really get fun until you _know_ how to play the
character.
·Siv· protanos, that is possibly the geekiest analogy i've ever had
the displeasure of hearing
#47849 (472)
* Sjabby throws a keyboard at ZondrZout
* Sjabby Quit
<ZondrZout> I pressed ALT+F4
<Karyon> lol
#47856 (212)
<Prophecy> didnt know i was offering u a job
<Buchwald> can you?  please?  mine sucks.
<Prophecy> u can clean my toilets if u want
<Prophecy> or polish my shoes
<Prophecy> do u know how to spit shine
<Prophecy> ?
<Buchwald> spit shine?  well when i was younger, i made some movies that i'm not proud of...
<Buchwald> oh.. wait... you meant shoes
#47889 (841)
<SA-MoP> damn. Its going to be a pain in the ass to find the movie "xxx" on kazaa when that comes out on dvd
#47902 (334)
<EvilJoven> the canadian navy has 2 submarines, the biggest mall in canada has 3
<EvilJoven> something is wrong with this country
#47908 (103)
<CorinTheCobb> omg i just opened a pic of a guy blowing himself while at work :( my boss is like right behind me!
#47911 (562)
<_xxpunkerz> dude what are you going to major in for college?
<Likwidoxigen> I'm gonna be a CS major... Why?
<_xxpunkerz> WOAH!!! Dude you can major in Counterstrike?
#47941 (589)
<pagan> have you ever sneezed while taking a shit?
<pagan> explosive reaction, to say the least
<goatgirl> you even been inside a woman when she sneezes?
<goatgirl> major vagina clench
<Juxta> yay for vagina clentch
<goatgirl> i usually sneeze 5 times in a row
<goatgirl> just think, 5 vaginal clenches is quick succession
<pagan> im gonna throw ground peper in my wifes face tonight when im fucking her :D
<goatgirl> hahahah
#47945 (255)
<shane_work> socks go before shoes, underwear goes before pants, condom goes before penis
<shane_work> whahoo
<nem0> ...i don't think you can put the penis on AFTER the condom, yo
#47949 (190)
<punchcard> a little application logic goes a long way
<DomMac> indeed I can see the possibilities for problems with that being pretty great unless the programmer took his time in designing the app. Since it is MS, one never really knows do they?
<punchcard> hang on, I gotta take a nap after reading that long-ass sentence