QDB — Quote #48297 (745)

#48297 (745)

<Shinji> I have a riddle: What type of dog doesn't bark?
<Shinvega> Your mom?
<Tanya> A hotdog ^_^
<Neopanda> my penis.
<Shinji> The one I hit with my car yesterday!

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