#46496 (361)
<nirosys> whoever decided it'd be a good idea to rar an iso up, then throw it in a tar... then gzip it...
<nirosys> should be shot..
#46498 (181)
<World_Corrupt> I once knew this guy who was 45 and we were good friends. and i was 11 then
<ascian> you didn't meet him in a bathroom, did you?
#46504 (406)
<Grumman> man, tough week for my fantasy hockey team
<JustNoodle> any luck with your fantasy sex life?
#46517 (334)
<+The_Steel> I scored a 96% on the procrastination test
<+The_Steel> I'm not suprised
<+emul8or_> i put off the procrastination test till tomorrow
#46526 (44)
<MistaED|CrazyTaxi> ARGHH
<MistaED|CrazyTaxi> Crazy_Taxi.Deviance.ShareReactor.bin.exe, it doesn't bloody work
<[whee]Kris|bah> .......you don't run the file, ed
#46541 (796)
* Sep mst find a working free ISP for gods sack
<BlazeHedgehogAdvance> God's Sack? Isn't that..
<BlazeHedgehogAdvance> Sack-religious?
#46550 (1380)
<BlazeHedgehog> Cripes. ANYTHING is innuendo nowadays
<BlazeHedgehog> "I had a glass of milk." "WHOA GOOD JOB, HOW WAS SHE?"
<BlazeHedgehog> "No. I mean, I poured milk into a glass and drank it." "You sure did!"
#46552 (112)
<Wheeze> "yo baby...we all urinate...wanna do it?"
<BIGmog|site> wanna urinate?!  that's your pick up line?
<BIGmog|site> you need to put something in between then
<BIGmog|site> otherwise you're gonna get pee'd on
#46559 (616)
*** Ugly_Stick is now known as Bueghty_Stick
*** Bueghty_Stick is now known as Buehty_Stick
*** Buehty_Stick is now known as Buhty_Stick
*** Buhty_Stick is now known as Beuhty_Stick
*** Beuhty_Stick is now known as Beugty_Stick
<Beugty_Stick> how the hell do you spell beughty!
#46565 (201)
<Scott> i dunno, Bill Gates porn would get sooo many hits
<Scott> they'd wanna see how micro and soft he really is
#46581 (224)
ComNerd1: would you have sex with anybody?
Auto response from KarpenkoSoup: No women, no kids
ComNerd1: oh, ok
KarpenkoSoup: Yeah, those are the rules.
#46589 (26)
<Killrbyte> I hate faggots.  They stole our word.
<Killrbyte> Gay used to mean you were happy.  Now it means you have a sore ass.
#46593 (378)
<kmad> ppl should stop using worn-out cliches because they're not funny anymore
<}}T-DuB--> is that your final answer?
#46598 (928)
<Guest17888> its me Where can i mk trilogy doiwnload???
<Garret> http://www.firstgov.gov/fgsearch/index.jsp?
dom0=www.fbi.gov&mw0=warez+sodomy+porn+microsoft+illegal+
MORTAL+KOMBAT+TRILOGY+DOWNLOAD+FREE&rn=218&in0=domain&
parsed=true&Submit=Go&domain=fbi.gov
<Garret> Just go here.
<Guest17888> garret its true or false
<Garret> It's true.
<Garret> I'm getting it at 400KB/s!
<Guest17888> garret its not true
<Garret> You clicked the link?
<Guest17888> yes garret and.....
<Garret> You do realize you just searched fbi.gov for warez, porn, sodomy, illegal, microsoft, and mortal kombat right?
<Guest17888> fuck ya all
* Quits: Guest17888 (MKIRCN-003@212.182.122.Kg9=) (QUIT: User exited)
#46608 (-8)
<AlBo^StUd> eyyyyyy
<AlBo^StUd> i have a virus i fink
<AlBo^StUd> like wen im on the net
<AlBo^StUd> my mouse goes nuts
<AlBo^StUd> n cliks everywere
<AlBo^StUd> n wen i move it it makes it worse
<AlBo^StUd> d only way i kan get it off is by d/c my mouse n reconecting it
<My`Albanian`Ass> u running windows 98?
#46610 (28)
(&) rak (rak@vw-7462.idx.com.au) is trying to send you Gayness.exe(20 kb) on port 3283.
#46611 (-7)
* Anaconda doesnt feel to well :\
< josie> whyyyy?
<@Anaconda> stomach virus going around down here atm
<@Anaconda> think if got it
<@Anaconda> was painting the toilet bowl last night.. if u get what I mean
#46619 (288)
<cin> i have friends in my bum
<cin> My mum says they're worms
<cin> But I know better
#46621 (436)
<|MonK|> I have a 16X dvd rom drive,  so why dose it still take an hour and  a half to watch a whole DVD?
#46630 (211)
<_Godless_> what can say to the ex that killed a part of you that you'll never get back ... with out souding bitter?
#46632 (239)
<flook> bugger, I accidentally printed a page of all black and now I have no ink left :-/
<Steve_Cajun> flook> practising your goth poetry then? :)
#46634 (239)
<Kobe> I just got an sms before.... " This message cost 22 cents. This could feed a muslim boy in afganistan for a whole day. Send this to 7 of your friends and starve the c**t for a week "
#46635 (406)
<-- Matias has quit (Exit: Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs)
#46637 (249)
<SLURPee> i remember in yr 9 i questioned something
<SLURPee> ohh about genesis and the order in which it occured
<SLURPee> her response was
<SLURPee> 'as catholics we don't question. we just accept'
#46640 (95)
<Udeth> i fucking HATE counterstrike-players
<Udeth> i hope they all die.
<Udeth> irl