#46310 (724)
<decifer> you should've seen the chicks clawing each other at the beach to get to me when they heard about my 231day uptime
#46313 (409)
Rangsk: I'm watching a movie and I hit some key by accident... dunno which
Mmytacism: haha
Rangsk: and all the sudden something seems... not right
Rangsk: after about a minute I realize that the sound is going 2x as fast but the video is still going 1x
Mmytacism: hahahahaha
Rangsk: and I'm like... wtf... why would someone program that as a FEATURE?
#46315 (35)
<@chucky> . <= a map of the world zoomed out alot
<@Diesi|> ha-ha
#46316 (226)
<ryda> earlier, i was lookin up doom 3 stuff
<ryda> and i clicked on this doom 3 screenshot link
<ryda> and it redirected to a pornsite
<ryda> and then my mum comes up to me and offers me a pringle
<ryda> and im just like sheeet
<milenko> ahhahaha
<milenko what did she say?
<ryda> i couldnt get it off the screen
<ryda> she pretended not to noticed
<ryda> alt f4 wasnt workin lol
<ryda> thing is, it looked really really gross
<milenko> what was it, cumshot?
<ryda> im not sure
<ryda> but i think it could have been tranny
<milenko> dude, YOUR FUCKED
#46324 (639)
<w|zzy> had to help sister in the shower
<w|zzy> fuck
<w|zzy> as in she couldn't get it hot enouguh
#46327 (196)
<Diablo-D3> RichiH: only you would have a chainsaw strapon.
<RichiH> yeah, this completely redefines "treehugger"
#46338 (341)
<Kai-jin> violence is always an answer
<Aan|trigu> ah..no
<Aan|trigu> :P
<Kai-jin> yes it is..it may not the *the* answer...but it is always *an* answer
<Aan|trigu> well so is bestiality
#46347 (363)
(+_Penguin) ican typw qirh my wywa ckoswd
#46375 (158)
<flawed> they got a weight loss patch now
<flawed> if you're a sexually active fat chick who also smokes, you could be wearing three patches.. one for weight loss, one for birth control and one for quitting smoking
<NuFrost> patent the multipatch(tm)
#46386 (403)
<FeSTeR> oh ya great job pullin out of the parking lot today..lol almost hit a woman
<GABAR> dude if i was any good at pulling out, you wouldnt be alive
#46391 (236)
<Eticam> omg
<Eticam> there's a hole in my pants, right at my asshole
<Eticam> how the hell did that get there? :/
#46396 (403)
«+ aisu_kurimu » damn right
«+ aisu_kurimu » wait i think i messed up my ghetto lang
«+ aisu_kurimu » damn straight*
«+ aisu_kurimu » ughhhh 17 years in the ghetto, you'd think i'd pick up something
«@Xellos-san» yeah, herpes
#46411 (52)
<Guyp> like a week ago this indian
<Guyp> interviewed my english teacher
<Guyp> and he didnt know english
<Guyp> so he said
<Guyp> excuse me, my english bad, because class is boring and when teacher are teaching i smoke out class
<Guyp> it was so funny
<Guyp> ;[
#46420 (283)
<Angelz> cya bskfdhdt
<Hoopy> can I buy a vowel? :/
#46421 (665)
<gbp> er det noen som har Silence Of The Lambs
<dortch> i have silence of the lambs
<dortch> but i dont know what the fuck you just said
#46424 (263)
<ef~ian_> I saw a hot chick working at Radio Shack once.  I think it was a mistake.
#46427 (444)
<crushdmb> blah
<crushdmb> I HATE EXES
* crushdmb kills all exes
<vap0r> hahaah
<vap0r> why?
<crushdmb> 'cuz my ex is an asshole
<vap0r> i thought you meant .exe
#46431 (155)
* Admiral_Justin shoves vex into /dev/null
* Vex Quit (Connection reset by peer)
#46445 (332)
* DocHopper is now known as DocRestarting
<DocRestarting> brb
* DocRestarting has quit IRC (Quit: )
<Sean> that was so pointless
#46449 (117)
<generic> but ive decided to switch this lappy to mandrake instead of linux
#46461 (25)
<miv>   http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/finalmeals.htm
<miv>   final meals of people who are on death row
<miv>   "Justice, Equality, World Peace"
<miv>   what kind of request is that
<miv>   U CANT EAT THAT! moron
<miv>   if it was me i would have asked for a 6 year old japanese girl
<miv>   i'd eat her out
#46471 (557)
<stern_7> on CNN, story number 1: North Korea has a nuke.
<stern_7> story number 2: Does standing on your head cure hiccuphs?
<stern_7> This is what happens when AOL is allowed to own the news.
#46472 (186)
<magusXXX> I think it's funny that roxio wants to buy napster.
<magusXXX> "You steal it, we'll burn it!"
#46475 (131)
<fahd> stop making fun of my religion.  islam isn't funyn, it's serious
<fahd> now shutup, i have to study for calculus
<Hat> Fahd, is Allah good at calculus?
<fahd> >:(
<Hat> Yeah, I guess not.  He's only good at bomb mak.... I mean chemistry.
#46485 (17)
<Tibor-> grr. . .I don't have adobe, though, and I don't know what the hell "vector" is, nor does it outline the process of "converting" it :(
<Darth-Phenom> Tib, by Adobe do you mean Photoshop?
<Tibor-> Yea, probably, Phen. It just says Adobe Illustrator and such