#46093 (345)
<mhardyx> temporarily
<mhardyx> left one is either going to be shortened or removed
<mhardyx> and the right one is coming off so they can take the screw out
<[Bardell]> IS HE TALKING ABOUT HIS BALLS!?!?!
#46098 (-7)
<b-ho> asian teen with cam here willing to show in netmeeting for all-male porn download in real player format
#46112 (702)
<ErinJane78> I wouldn't ever piss in a men's room... have you SEEN them?
<Blaxthos> yea... I usually try to contribute to the vileness
<Blaxthos> i remember in middle school, at the gym
<Blaxthos> i got in the habit of going into the men's room and pissing on the toilet paper
<Blaxthos> after a few rounds the P.E. coaches put the men's room on 24 hr lockdown
<Blaxthos> so i took to pissing in P.E. lockers during classes
<Blaxthos> they tried like hell to catch me, but i was too slick
<Blaxthos> so they finally got tired of it and re-opened the men's room
<Blaxthos> so i could return to pissin on the paper towels/asswipe
#46129 (300)
<darknation> wtf
<darknation> someone has been searching for dildos on amazon.com with my username
#46130 (190)
<Para> OH BOY!
<Para> i just won a free disney world vacation
<Para> all I need to do is pay $99 per person, and buy the plane tickets
<Para> wow, what a deal
<Para> damn telemarketers
#46133 (840)
<GailEn> Cool...finally found a donut i lost 2 months ago..fell behind my tower
<HotCarl> i think that clearly violates the 5 second rule
#46145 (255)
equate976: omg
equate976: never
equate976: ever
equate976: no matter what
equate976: ever
equate976: use the soap and washcloth method
equate976: it feels like i jus beat it with some fiberglass insulation
#46150 (26)
<Jugsy> I've gotta read the "bible" in exchange for intraweb time
#46161 (171)
<haz3l> Anyone in here interested in working on a mod? It features advanced gameplay with vehicles as well
<toad-> haz3l, yes
<toad-> and by yes I meant get the fuck out
<haz3l> toad
<haz3l> pm
#46167 (786)
<Maxamillion> Im taking this computer class, and it's filled with people like me
<Maxamillion> hardcore gamers
<Maxamillion> and the teacher asked us to name a type of weapon
<Maxamillion> so my friend said "BFG 9000"
<Maxamillion> and everyone got the joke
<Maxamillion> even the teacher
<Yemen> omg... nerds
<Maxamillion> i love that class
<Yemen> :D
#46179 (187)
<GBD> I like you, I like you a lot.
<Judge> dude, we have never meant, how can you like me?
<GBD> I don't know.  I just have no real friends, so I thought maybe you and I could be friends.
#46182 (218)
<chop> My phone was vibrating on the kitchen table
<chop> my and my bro are sitting watching TV
<chop> we think someone is trying to drill their way through a window
<chop> We were running everywhere
<chop> I then have the brains to hit the panic buttons
<chop> christ
<chop> alarm people
<chop> jesus
<chop> then I see "1 Missed Call"
#46187 (369)
<@netnomad> Why do we as human beings listen to depressing music when we're already depressed.
<Spock> Misery loves company?
<@netnomad> No, that's the explanation for why I'm on IRC.
#46195 (182)
<JPMorgan> sup chris
<XulChris> just lovin' my awesome redhat8 os
<dann> what do you usually do under linux?
<XulChris> idle on irc
#46205 (303)
<Sparky-Steve> UK = 60 million
<jpp> I thought it was 85mill or so
<jpp> have any plagues recently?
#46220 (240)
<Messiah> one day they'll go on about how many cancer killed during whatever time period
<Messiah> like we do about the bubonic plague
<Messiah> those bastards.
<RingLass> yeah
<Messiah> i propose we kill all the children
<Messiah> so that never happens
<RingLass> ...
<RingLass> that's a bit like causing the sun to implode because you're prone to sunburns
#46245 (246)
<Strimkind> I find programming too picky and precise for me
<gauze_> stupid computers doing what you tell them to :/
#46250 (224)
* phx^mod looks at isolan thermal management tray
<phx^mod> this looks like some serious cooling potential ;)
[some time later]
<phx^mod> ow
<phx^mod> its got serious finger removal potential too :/
#46251 (27)
<+Fung-Ji> @find works?
*** odin sets mode: +b *!*@pc-14.public.uwindsor.ca
*** Fung-Ji was kicked by odin ("@find" is not allowed in this channel (24 hour ban))
#46253 (372)
* Aboo * we have enough youth, how about a fountain of 'smart'
#46258 (242)
«Kenty» I got a chick customer's number today. :) I'm so proud of myself!
«fiend`» Saying "Ma'am, I need your home telephone number for acount verification." is not something to be proud of
#46259 (175)
TaXxXi: Umm...someone in our apartment complex wrote "U Suck Dick" in gold spraypaint on someone's brand new PT Cruiser.
weird_aunt_martha: yeah PT cruisers are THAT ugly
TaXxXi: I feel bad because I kinda laughed.
#46260 (124)
«@rewobo» how do i reset my bios memory?
«@sh0ck_SMU» pull the bios chip!
«@sh0ck_SMU» then put it back in
«@sh0ck_SMU» while the computer is running
«@sh0ck_SMU» you have to time it right though!!
«@sh0ck_SMU» or else you'll fry something
«@rewobo» blah!
«@rewobo» i just bend one of those bios chip!
«@rewobo» legs
«@buzz» rofl!!!
«@sh0ck_SMU» HAHAHAHAHH
«@rewobo» what's wrong wit pulling the bios chip?
«@buzz» YOU DONT PULL OUT BIOS CHIPS
«@buzz» THEY STAY ON THE MOBO FOR LIFE!@
«@rewobo» oopz!
«@rewobo» no wonder it's so fuken tight!
#46282 (234)
<@PSU-Kaikou> <MP3> Unknown Artist - Give it a reach around <MP3>
<@PSU-Kaikou> oh FUCK
<@PSU-Kaikou> er...disregard that..
<+WSBN-DwarfVader> wtf
<+WSBN-DwarfVader> what kind of HOMO music you listening too???
#46295 (141)
<crum> 1-800-We Are 18
<crum> good number
<crum> they were lucky
<nem0> yeah, good thing it wasn't We-Are-12
<crum> lol
<bryne> i'm sure that's taken, too