#45990 (103)
<KutDrop> there's not much worse than IRC porn spammers with bad English skills.
<KutDrop> I'm sick of claiming to the top of my orgasms.
<@Habeeb> hahahha
<@Habeeb> that is great KutDrop
<KutDrop> I don't want to claim them.  I want to HAVE them.
<KutDrop> :
<roto> can you buy them on ebay?
<KutDrop> I'm sure in some indirect way, yes.
<roto> cool
#45998 (1170)
tom: lol
tom: bbspot rocks
tom: http://www.kiddiekingdom.com/media/apr02/mpg/2yr_sucks_dad.mpg
tom: err
tom: fuck
tom: http://www.bbspot.com/News/2002/11/fired.html
#46001 (74)
<vic> isn't the jackass movie what got a kid to burn himself
<Hypnotoad> well nothing makes you do things to yourself...but if he copyed it then prolly is jackass yea :)
<Hypnotoad> have to be very fucking dumb...like G. Bush st00pid to copy the things they do
<Hypnotoad> feeding aligators with your arse isnt something i would copy :D..nor is getting shot with a .12 gauge riot gun
<Gothmog> darwin's spinning in his grave about now :)
#46004 (179)
<precid> hardcore doggystyle on tv
<precid> brb
<antiuser> o_O
<antiuser> PRECID IS WANKING!
<precid> wow those nips are like an inch long
<antiuser> spare us from your one handed typing mate
#46008 (289)
<gerald> i am hungr
<antiuser> so hungry you ate a letter aye?
#46012 (555)
<gas> games are getting too confusing now.  what ever happened to click and shoot.  now the key board doesn't have enough buttons to give command, have to use combos like ctrl + shift + right click + masturbate  = move forward.
#46014 (580)
* Sock_Monkee deletes some games
<Sock_Monkee> w00t.....freed over a gig
<Sock_Monkee> fucking sim theme park and jedi knight and q3
<Sock_Monkee> !
<Sock_Monkee> my porn was in q3!
#46015 (219)
<sdgsdg> this microsoft natural keyboard is like smart or something
<DrgdHmstr> its posessed
<sdgsdg> a few times already it hasnt pressed enter when I wasnt sure if I wanted to press enter or not
<sdgsdg> It like gives yyou a second chance
#46023 (676)
<aen> I am so hungry.
<aen> Germs are shitting in my mouth.
<aen> And I can taste it.
<evilbob> oh. I misread that as Germans
#46024 (-45)
<zero|b5> you know those pimples you get three inches inside your rectum that itch and you have to reach in and scratch them out? thats what you are.
<loretian> Your know the puss that comes out when you pop those pimples?  That's what you drink.
<zero|b5> ha. so you say as you ride around in a motorized wheelchair with drool flowing down your chin thumping yourself on the chest and saying "AUUUUUU AUUUUUUUUUUUUU" with all the kids behind you shouting TARD TARD TARD
#46025 (-214)
<Spazz> I've been voting down submissions on bash.org
<Spazz> I hate it when people send their own fawking punchlines.
<Gyokuran> XD
<Spazz> NEVER send your own quote.
<Spazz> Unless you're not saying the punchline.
<Gyokuran> Hey, that would be a decent one
<Spazz> It'd make a better bumper sticker.
<Spazz> Then I could wrap it around a pipe and beat those people up with it.  :D
<Gyokuran> >:
<Spazz> xD
#46026 (230)
<zero|afk> I'M A COMPUTER NERD LOOKING FOR SOMEWHERE TO POKE MY DICK IM NOT TOO SPECIFIC. PLZ RESPOND
#46036 (247)
<xjeff> the other day a tree almost fall on my house!
<Mithandir> damn
<xjeff> a big tree
<Mithandir> better luck next time
#46041 (131)
<My`Albanian`Ass> he said, "all i know is i have a cable modem next to me with lights"
<Ari`s^Stuff> oh it has lights? bonus
#46047 (508)
* Mark is away: out to dinner with potential women :D
<Jon-> just need the operation eh?
#46048 (26)
<Panadol> have any of you guys tried double sided table as a mouse feet replacement?
<VooDoo> that might not work
<VooDoo> but feel free to try it
#46058 (74)
<Dregneck> i dont find sperm perverted
<Dregneck> at least my girlfriend doesnt
<Dregneck> :)
<Boro> :P
<Dregneck> boro knows exactly what i mean lol
<Dregneck> look at that tongue of him
<Dregneck> :)
* Boro looks aorund innocently
#46061 (208)
<skiniminigirl> I wonder if a tall girl will shirnk if you throw her into the dryer
<Mike_Works> I wonder if a short girl will drown if you throw her in the washer
#46064 (153)
*** EvilikkiN has quit IRC (Quit: I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them)
#46069 (399)
<dsherret> :(
<dsherret> hey i never noticed this till now if u look at :) on its side u can see a face
<dsherret> tilt ur head to the left and see a happy face :)
#46070 (137)
<jimiw> billy put on channel 10
<jimiw> too late
<Evil_One> w00t!
<Evil_One> I don't have to get up!
#46075 (537)
<ViRuS[afk]> you guys ever get that feeling while youre having a piss, and you think "if I was asleep right now, and this was a dream, I'd be wetting myself", and think you might be dreaming and freak out?
<ViRuS[afk]> cmon nobody has ever had that feeling?
<ViRuS[afk]> jesus christ I just made a dick of myself, didnt I? :
#46076 (481)
<Skum> had a nigerian woman try and take me home, which was amusing
<Mendez> did she use the chatup line "my brother, the former economic minister recently died in suspicious circumstances but before he died..."
#46078 (239)
<|-|00PsTa> sup spikey
<Da-cHeF> lo lo
<|-|00PsTa> does your mom live in uk too?
<Da-cHeF> 50% london, 50% athens
<|-|00PsTa> she commutes daily??
<Da-cHeF> heh
<Da-cHeF> no
<Da-cHeF> she lives 50/50
<|-|00PsTa> u mean shes almost dead?
<Da-cHeF> errm no
#46079 (196)
<freestyle> whats rhe best site 4 soccer transfers???
<|-|00PsTa> www.metco.com
<freestyle> metco?
<|-|00PsTa> freestyle: movements euro transfers co operation
<freestyle> thanks!
<freestyle> DR. BROSS PROFESSIONAL COMPLETE
<freestyle> PENIS ENLARGEMENT SYSTEM
<freestyle> FUCK YOU U GAY FREAK!