#45810 (24)
* Loopster just found a SHITLOAD Of Wolf Posters for sale
<Orionator> ...
<Orionator> I dunno what it is with Loopy and wolves...
<Loopster> I like wolfs!
<Loopster> there tight
<Loopster> er...cool
<Alluro95> I am not into wolves the way you are, Loopy.
<Antipothis> Now loopster sounds like he has sex with wolves...heh
<Antipothis> :P
#45814 (178)
<ineffable> i hear semen is an acquired taste too
<Hunter> speaking of which, i havent had a drink in more than a month
#45816 (20)
<Tadrith> Good lord
<Tadrith> People sell used underwear on ebay
<Tadrith> What the hell is wrong with people?
#45817 (29)
* maduin hates it when photoshop has an orgasm
#45829 (7)
Ragnorak: I got a snowboard last night.
geneseostud: u did?
geneseostud: for what
#45836 (218)
•psynapse• pfft you think you kid is special?
•psynapse• when i guy cums he releases over 10 million sperm
•psynapse• at once
·seraph· wow
•psynapse• and you're amazed that ONE of these can fertilize an egg?
·Floach-· that's a lot of dead babies
•psynapse• heh :)
·Floach-· ;)
·seraph· ewww
•psynapse• i have let civilizations die on my chest
#45837 (583)
<ruumis> FBI says upcoming terror attack will be "Spectacular!"...Donald Rumsfeld is calling it a "Must See", and Tom Ridge says, "If you heed just one Terror Warning this year...heed this one !"
#45840 (179)
<HuppuMies> there, i asked nelonen to show it
<HuppuMies> they better, or i'll go down there and chop off some heads damnit
<VlabesPRV> "sorry, this movie is too violent. it may have negative effect on the viewers." - "fuck you ! show the movie or I chop your fuckin head off !"
#45842 (331)
<JaZz0r> I have a sister in the form of my 13-year-old brother
<SummerSong> is she hot?
#45846 (465)
<ivan356> Pacemakers already have radioactive batteries.
<Kintanon> And they are a hell of a lot more convenient than those old Wind Up pacemakers! I tell you man, having to reach into grandpa's chest every 6 hours and wind him back up was a pain in the ass!
<jonnythan> "Was" a pain in the ass?  Did you forget once?
#45876 (169)
<Noz> i've just run my finger along the floor of the case and picked up enough dust to choke a midget
#45883 (222)
<schwarPC> this icr client fixes spellings...
#45887 (340)
<old goat> leet sucks
*1agerda1ek clears throat*
<old goat> sorry
<old goat> 1337 5vx
<1agerda1ek> much better
#45890 (781)
Xeno0540: XP freezes/goes very slow way too much
Trypa Likes Cats: Becuase XP sucks
Trypa Likes Cats: It sucks like ME!
Trypa Likes Cats: ERrr
Trypa Likes Cats: MILLENIUM EDITION
Trypa Likes Cats: God damnit
#45906 (501)
<Luigi30> let's play pong
<Luigi30> |   .
<pagefault> pong
<Luigi30> just go like "    .|
<smcn> no
<Luigi30> :(
<VirtuaIce> SORRY THIS IS A SIMULATION AND IS NOT ALLOWED X-O
<Luigi30> ?
<VirtuaIce> (MAME reference)
<Luigi30> oh
<Luigi30> let's play arkanoid then
<Luigi30> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Luigi30>
<Luigi30>
<Luigi30>                   .
<Luigi30>                    ______
#45908 (548)
<_skitzo_> i need to start getting morning head
<_skitzo_> anti, want a job?
<+antiroach> ya i want a job
<+antiroach> oh wait
#45913 (230)
<@DocGonzo> yeh, my gf + monitor was 109lbs
<@DocGonzo> and it wasnt even trinitron
<usunoro> your gf weighs like 60lb?
<usunoro> she's TINY
<@DocGonzo> er, i mean g4
#45925 (230)
<StuGhattz> have you ever had a shit take so much out of you that you needed to lie down after?
<flawed> no, but tell me more.. i'm getting turned on
<Linkadmin> StuGhattz: I had a nosebleed on the shitter once
<Linkadmin> from pushing so hard
#45927 (470)
<009> no... i mean, what is the ascii value of the number 10??
<009> like for space its 32
<009> for l its 76
<poo_al> yes i know what you mean
<009> therefore, what's for the number 10???
<poo_al> 10 is a line feed
<009> I DON'T MEAN WHAT WILL GIVE ME FOR THE VALUE OF 10...
<poo_al> then what do you mean?
<009> I WANT THE ASCII VALUE WHICH WILL GIVE ME A NUMBER 10
#45931 (30)
<t0nY-m0ntanA> are there other os companys other than linux and microsoft?
#45943 (146)
<Kasugai> Neu[Mann], so is C_Rdd working on a template, or should I?
<Smerdyakov> Oh, yes, let's be careful not to DUPLICATE THE 10 MINUTES OF WORK
<Smerdyakov> That would RAPE THE UNIVERSE BY ITS VERY SEAMS OF EXISTENCE
#45950 (289)
<sh-> does downloading porn vcd's on dialup count as tantric?
#45966 (275)
<DarthSemiAway> man, I passed a church the other day who had something like "Not Christian?" on the top line of their board outside, and on the line below it, it said "Dude, you're going to Hell!" Seriously.
#45974 (203)
<Shuzin> Stupid junk e-mail.
<Shuzin> Why would I want to get the porn OFF my PC when I bought all that film and went to all the trouble of hiding in the bushes?
#45978 (826)
<akamagikman> do u no a realy good server other then criten to get pc games
<snacky> all you have to do is
<snacky> /join #staff
<snacky> then say "give me the warez"
<snacky> just keep saying "give me the warez" and they'll know you're a serious customer
<akamagikman> ok im in
<akamagikman> now i just type give me the warez
<snacky> remember, be persistant
<snacky> yeah
-:- SignOff akamagikman: #Ragol (Killed (Tae|biking|quadsux (This isn't a     warez channel, you idiot)))