#44157 (304)
<[-FcG-]SOAD17[-RawR-]> I WANNA BE AN OP TOO!
<MacIrish> OMG that be like givin a monkey a shotgun
#44158 (20)
<gweedo> the French government's nuclear 'football' contains white flags and translations of 'We surrender' in 178 languages
#44175 (260)
<Radon> there goes the neighborhood.
<Radon> power went out.
<Radon> thank god for UPS
<Shel-afk> lol
<Shel-afk> Thats great
<Radon> surprised the cable didnt go out.
<Radon> phone did.
<Shel-afk> The only thing that works in your house is the computer
<Shel-afk> "So, what did you do during the power outage"
<Radon> and flashlights.
<Shel-afk> "Played quake"
#44186 (108)
<gcc-> my powerbook is being assembled in taiwan. do they give people in sweatshops the weekend off?
<Simbill> lmao
<Simbill> prob not
<Simbill> lucky for you
<Simbill> =)
#44204 (171)
<TBNE> does it cost ?
<Adonai> TBNE, it's free as the black man in 1819
#44205 (336)
<Flameseeker> no analyze of my nick, please :D
* Spazz kills Flameseeker and demands that he change his name.
* Adonai seeks the flame which Flameseeker seeks.
* Flameseeker is now known as Lameseeker
<Lameseeker> better, eh?
<Adonai> Lameseeker has finished his quest!
#44213 (720)
* Viktor is curious...does holding up a magnet to your monitor...-damage- it in any way?
<Kyle_Physalis> Yes.
<Viktor> Ah...so the big black spot doesn't go away?
#44215 (709)
<Vhalros> You are what you eat.
<Antoile> Are you calling me a pussy?
<Vhalros> No I very much doubt that I am.
#44228 (408)
<Kurin> Whee new window manager
<Kurin> http://kurin.d2g.com:3001/now.jpg
* NinjaStu wonders...
-> *nickserv* ghost kurin bloom
* Kurin Quit (Killed (NickServ (Ghost: NinjaStu)))
-Services.Aniverse.Com- [kurin] has been killed
<NinjaStu> amazing
<NinjaStu> THIS IS WHY YOU DON"T TAKE A SCEEN OF YOUR NICKSERV PASS
* Kurin (~kurin@ip68-0-224-168.ri.ri.cox.net) has joined #megatokyo
<Kurin> Well that was rude
#44230 (151)
<+Arminas> ffs, i fucking hate auto get sometimes, why ppl feel the need to send me gay porn other stupid shit is beyond me
<+Arminas> it might of been funny like 4months ago but now it pisses me off cause when i host ftp's i share my dcc directory get ppl like "i didn't know you were gay?"
#44231 (251)
<pHluid-> And that theoretical cap of 12k/sec, I've never seen it. 8k/sec is the tops I ever saw moving text around, except for that one mystical time when the moon was aligned properly. :
<Tom> sometimes if I drink goats blood thats still warm and cut fresh from the goat I get 800k/s
<datacide> i have sacrificed virgins and managed an extra 0.1 kb/s
<datacide> in the end i decided it is better to defile them
<datacide> gives you more on the long run
<pHluid-> datacide: That's because virgins create line noise.
#44232 (200)
[JaymoFish] I can change jumper settings on my HDs via BIOS right?
[Ben`] nope
[JaymoFish] thats gay
[Ben`] no, you're gay for not having them set right in the first place :P
[JaymoFish] no
[JaymoFish] they're set in right
[JaymoFish] but to make an ext. HD
[JaymoFish] you gotta set it to Master inside a computer
[JaymoFish] then take it out
[Ben`] dude
[Ben`] you'll need to pull it out anyway to make it an EXTERNAL hard drive
[Ben`] Won't YOU!
[JaymoFish] oh yeah
[JaymoFish] damnit
#44243 (311)
<Martel> i'm naked
<gotenks> i'm disgusted
#44262 (323)
Dervish: I want boxer shorts that have text " Geek inside" in the front =)
plan-9: why? noone will ever see that
#44266 (782)
<MiniMizer> Can you spell GEY?!?
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* Switzerland has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
<SteveTheNormalGuy> HE'S GOING FOR COUNTRIES NOW!
<SteveTheNormalGuy> HE GOT SWITZERLAND
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* mike23 joined #mircscripts.org
<mike23> can anyone tell me a website for mircscripts and addons ?
#44287 (27)
<Genome> im getting emacs for windows
<Genome> this should be worth a laugh
<SirLudicrus> oh my god
<SirLudicrus> that's like getting a pinto engine for your ferrari
#44293 (37)
<^CK]IR[> i get my games from efnet
<[UpK]ELYX1R]IR[> www.efnet.com?
#44295 (331)
<@Stapler[BTEG]> I'll be 19 in exactly one month.
<+Stinger> Stapler[BTEG]: whens your birthday?
<@Stapler[BTEG]> Stinger: Add one month.
#44296 (264)
<Wolfer> kbhit: How can we help you?
<kbhit> wolfer, deop chanserv in #outlawz
<kbhit> he's not a member
<kbhit> and he keeps getting oped
#44297 (-72)
<DonThorino> en der kan låne mig en cd-key
<FeliX> 1. English only
<FeliX> 2. Warez is not allowed
<FeliX> 3. Good bye
* FeliX sets mode: +b DonThorino!*abw@0x503e007e.albnxx8.adsl.tele.dk
* DonThorino was kicked by FeliX (DonThorino)
#44304 (319)
Wan Xion: last night I created an array search that is O(log base 4 n) I wonder if it's been done before
KarpenkoSoup: Probably.
Wan Xion: yeah
Wan Xion: it's s simple concept
Wan Xion: you just use 3 pivots
KarpenkoSoup: There are people who fuck chickens. I'm pretty sure someone's written a search with O(log base 4 n) runtime.
#44305 (497)
* Joins: Niro77
<Niro77> hi
<Niro77> anyone here?
<Niro77> ...
* Niro77 yawns
<Niro77> hellloooooo
<Niro77> Am I talking to myself?
<Niro77> you know.. the C in IRC means "chat"
<@quake> and the IR means "shut the fuck up, we're idling in this ".
#44332 (206)
<Zeeker> God, I wish I can make this text larger
<Feren> I can smell new spam thanks to Zeek.  "Increase your font size three inches with this miracle pill!"