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#44340 (223)

<manos> dude i found a website with some cool java aplets
<placid> xmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
<placid> url?
<manos> C:\program files\anfy\applets.htm
<placid> get a life
<manos> ?

#44373 (143)

<Guff> .l
<Guff> lol
<HipPriest> LOL@guff having a /l command

#44411 (-10)

<daralc> going to bed, night
* daralc is now known as daralc|zZZ
<daralc|zZZ> hmm
<daralc|zZZ> i think something is fucked
<daralc|zZZ> winamp has to buffer shit ..for atleast 5 seconds ..that is on the harddrive
<iHarrison> Hah!
<Aaron> thats a good indication i think.
<iHarrison> So much for sleeping, daralc!

#44414 (340)

* Ainslee is back -( cemetery )- gone 1 hr 3 min 29 s
<Kajun> Pickup or delivery?

#44425 (350)

<jane1980> hey juan...I have a question?
<guanosan> ok?...shoot.
<jane1980> err...I was thinking...what's the fastest speed a person can have sex without stopping?
<guanosan> hahah... probably 68, because when you reach 69, you stop and turn around >8D
<jane1980> asshole LMFAO

#44534 (653)

<arpee> um
<arpee> i have a charge on my account from 11/12/02
<arpee> oh
<arpee> i guess that's the next business day
<arpee> nevermind
<arpee> i was afraid people from the future were stealing my money

#44536 (318)

<Daishi> ...
<Daishi> there should really be a "-" like there is a "+" on irc
<Daishi> too let people know they suck

#44537 (173)

<xcabbage> C++ takes forever to compile
<richardt> xcabbage: you are referring to C++'s built-in coffee-refill time
<richardt> it's a feature.
<richardt> with C, there's no time.

#44539 (92)

[uid48:#humblefxp SEX]
[uid48:#humblefxp SEX]
<dj|black> [N] uid48 has requested a channel SEX on #humbleFXP at 3:11pm.
<dj|black> :)
<Zoogle> chanel sex, eh?
<Zoogle> with 40 males and 15 bots
<Zoogle> [sarcasm] as tempting as that may sound [/sarcasm] I'll pass on that opportunity

#44543 (45)

<spd_dmn> theres a fucking .doc
<spd_dmn> read it?
<WillaCuz> reading is for faggots
<pagan> spoken like a true black man WillaCuz

#44545 (536)

<BobTheGoat> Sorry I can't talk cause I gotta be up by $rand(5-8):00 tomorrow
<BobTheGoat> damn

#44550 (59)

<squall999991> whats a psx
<squall999991> what the psx look like
<squall999991> hey so is the psx beter than the playstation

#44562 (276)

<tak> you are like a huggies diaper.. always on someones ass, and constantly full of shit

#44566 (365)

<Paddy> well hello there
<Nyte> DIE INSOLENT WENCH
<Paddy> ok
* Paddy dies
* Paddy 's corpse begins to rot
* Nyte-ddr begins humping it.
<Paddy> umm
<Paddy> thats just wrong
<Nyte-ddr> but it feels so right
*** Signoff: Paddy (Quit: )

#44574 (296)

Kitsa> we had a kid bake ex-lax pot brownies and give them to a teacher
<Kitsa> he had the shits but he was pretty happy about it

#44584 (882)

<+Fastolfe> or do a googel[1] search for "perl windows"
<+Fastolfe> [1] oops, typo, meant google
<+wog> Ooo. I should get in the habit of footnoting my typos like that.
<+Azhrarn> hah

#44587 (538)

<wildkarrdex> I ALWAYS THOUGHT A GREAT WAY TO KILL YOURSELF
<wildkarrdex> WOULD BE TO RUN INTO A CROWDED ROOM
<wildkarrdex> SCREAM "I'M HIV POSITIVE"
<wildkarrdex> THEN SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD WITH A SHOTGUN

#44588 (123)

<jonathans> the national anthem of retardia
<physikal> yeah... oh say can you learn how to read...
<issuez> retardia
<jonathans> sorry
<jonathans> mentally-challengiaria
<issuez> thank you.

#44594 (384)

dragon9995: oh man
dragon9995: you know last night when I told you that I was going to rape your mom or something like that? apparently I left it on the screen and my mom saw it and didn't think it was a joke
dragon9995: she just came in here and freaked out out at me
dragon9995: holy shit
dragon9995: she like started crying and she thinks I'm a rapist

#44606 (345)

<ryche> my sister hangs around with these slut friends who blow guys at school and they won't even give me a minute of their day :
<ryche> maybe i'm not offering enough....doesn't $0.05 sound fair or not for a bj?
<FunG> yep
<FunG> a nickel per inch sounds reasonable

#44612 (879)

One fine day in #support on GamesNET...
<@Phobius> [d20]Gau: Name of channel please.
<+[d20]Gau> Clan: Covert Underground Neutralization Team #CUNT
<@Phobius> [d20]Gau: Sorry but thats an unacceptable channel name.
<+[d20]Gau> ? Is it too short?
<@Phobius> [d20]Gau: No its the word "cunt"
<+[d20]Gau> "cunt"? Ohhhh goodness That's another word for a woman's vagina, isn't it
<+[d20]Gau> How about The War Against Terrorism? #twat
<@Phobius> !#twat reg [d20]Gau

#44620 (231)

--> heha (cyber@????????.ipt.aol.com) has joined #linux
--- YeahBabY sets ban on *!*@*.aol.???
<-- Crikey has kicked heha from #linux (banned: Too many problems with AOL. Use another ISP. Permban)
<thinko> nice ban, covers those pesky aol.mil ppl too

#44624 (154)

<|sM|Giga-Dogbert> it doesnt work
<+Yeti> .. What doesnt work
<GBL|InfamousGadget> <img src="http://site"> or [img]http://site[/img]
<GBL|InfamousGadget> did you post it somewhere?
<|sM|Giga-Dogbert> C:\My Documents\My Received Files\dogbert1.jpg

#44635 (251)

#44636 (125)

<aum> real hackers don't use Mozilla, they don't even use links or lynx
<aum> *real* hackers surf the web with 'telnet somehost.com 80'