#43935 (285)
<Linguica> penisgirls are all the rage in hentai now
<darknation> men with vaginas seem to be less popular for some reason...
#43936 (47)
<DooMBoy> Everyone on my buddy list is at school :(
<schepe> that's pathetic
<schepe> keeping a buddylist
<DooMBoy> Really? What's pathetic about it?
<schepe> it's pathetic that you forget who you friends are unless you write them sown in a list.
#43943 (122)
<Bb|releaseme> Because memorization is an intellectual activity which stimulates the mind.
<Sharku-away> We're talking about Gwindor, Bb|releaseme
<Sharku-away> jk
<Bb|releaseme> LOL
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<Gwindor> see, that is what happens when you insult my intelligence.  peers take care of ya
#43944 (359)
*** Now talking in #dapcentral
<Boinger69> i think so janx, but how are we going to get the monkey in spandex?
<janx> yes. quite the conundrum
<Fancia> ... This is *quite* a conversation to wander into.
#43949 (504)
<_absent> I wish j00 could modify chicks like you can do to pc's all plug and play and shit
<_absent> if she talks to much
<_absent> pull out her sound card
<APE_> heh
<UzzaGangsta> nah man
<UzzaGangsta> have a control panel
<UzzaGangsta> mute the complaint and talkative channels
<_absent> j00 could upgrade her tits
<APE_> install linux on her and customize away
<ShadowofBob> and change her appearence =)
<UzzaGangsta> overclock her sex drive O_O
<_absent> she could playback mp3's too
<UzzaGangsta> ja
<APE_> and rip dvds on the fly
<ShadowofBob> you'd probably add ports and drives to her :P
<UzzaGangsta> heh shes already got the port im interested in O_O
<_absent> women really should conform to standard pc architecture
<_absent> it'd own
<ibor132> yeah it would
#43968 (216)
<MinD> i'm not a newbie
<MinD> i like 2 run in root
<ivan> MinD: ever heard of su?
<MinD> ivan: what is su
#43975 (226)
<Ogredude> neat, but the 2k doesn't work
<Ogredude> now comes decision time
<Ogredude> do I try to repair WinME or do I wipe the hard drive and install the much better win98SE
<JeremiahSmith> You throw the whole thing out the window and become Amish.
#43990 (1301)
<Bealzubub> yeah.  my mom's going fucking insane with this family tree shit.
<Bealzubub> she been hogging the internet, lookin up all of our family incestry.
<Acherton> lmfao!
<Bealzubub> ancestry*
<Ktulu> lmao
<Bealzubub> damnit!
#43996 (673)
<Steph-Away> I'M AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER NOW
<Steph-Away> night!
<IQpierce> dang
<IQpierce> ALL OF YOU NOW ACT AS FEMININE AS POSSIBLE
<IQpierce> maybe that will make up for there being no real chicks here
* Geno rubs his nipples
* Kevyn is listening to Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On
#44003 (294)
<Sigma> being Rod Stewart would be awesome
<Sigma> he gets all these hot chicks
<Sigma> the only bad thing would be that you would be Rod Stewart
#44004 (197)
Giga|RS is now known as Giga|AFK
<pika^-^newbie> wb Giga|AFK
#44008 (387)
<kmad> someone should make insecure-or-not.com
<kmad> and instead of 1-10
<kmad> it would just have a 'yes'
#44029 (110)
<Mars_Alien> okey wat am i missing
<Gandalf> your h key?
--> jennings1 (jirc@vic-dial-196-31-177-46.mweb.co.za) has joined #Highveld
<Mars_Alien> gulo jennings1
#44038 (377)
<pHluid->  because everybody leet in linux types with all lower case letters like this and no punctuation
<pHluid-> the shift key is for noobs
<pHluid-> periods are for chicks
<pHluid-> and god knows theres no chicks in #linux
#44045 (330)
* genso is now known as octopussy
<SteamedHams> for 1 to 8 players
#44050 (149)
<Nephlite> I'm having problems compiling apache and php, can you help?
<Dogz> Yea sure bud, whats up?
<Nephlite> Well it gives me an error when i compile
<Dogz> Did you check the site or the forums?
<Nephlite> Nope
<Dogz> rtfm!
<Nephlite> ./configure rtfm --prefix=/www --activate-module=src/modules/php4/libphp4.a  ???
<Dogz>....
#44060 (-84)
<BORGTriv> [BORGTriv] - Zmannnn Got the last one...
<BORGTriv> [BORGTriv] - 224. what is soccer star pele's real name?
<BORGTriv> [BORGTriv] - Here's a hint: --s-n ------- -- --s---e---
<daSinga> DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!
#44073 (328)
<Hurricane_Hasney> I'm just a pedophile really
<Hurricane_Hasney> I mean audiophile
<Hurricane_Hasney> Sheesh, talk about mis-type of the century :S
#44086 (257)
[Tyr`] What The Fuck
[Tyr`] the dcc port range cant be bellow 1024?
[Tyr`] bah!
[roAm] oh god no
[roAm] god forbid you have to use ports 1024-65535
#44088 (583)
<tate> Ever see What Women Want?
<Tony> yea, i look in the mirror all the time
<tate> It's true
<tate> Women do only seem to want Gay men
#44099 (363)
* PamelaPeaks wishes she could donate sperm for $50
<Lowbrow> You can fly down and help me donate, Pam
<Lowbrow> You can even have the $50 :|
* PamelaPeaks ponders
<Lowbrow> If you stay long enough you can earn enough to fly back
#44115 (376)
< passagero> i'm romanian man,i have 18yers old and try to found some one who want to have a relation sheep with me
< passagero> is someone amateur?
< BSDgeek> passagero: the amater sheep are in your back yard, go mount one
#44118 (27)
<brown> tx is in the right place to be the asshole
<brown> if florida's the dick
<brown> cuba's the cum
<brown> mexico is the shit
#44124 (483)
<The_Sicness> Sex is like a card game, if you don't have a good partner, then you better have a good hand.
<MrPanda> O_o
<MrPanda> and it's better to play with a group
<MrPanda> than to play by yourself :D
#44137 (395)
<SanGreal> holy shit I'm stupid
<SanGreal> I just took my laptop plug
<SanGreal> and licked it
<SanGreal> while it was plugged in
<SanGreal> :
<Funky_> ...
<Funky_> so does that mean you lick your plugs when they are not plugged in?
<SanGreal> :
<Funky_> yes or no?
<SanGreal> no comment