#43794 (11)
<MazeMachino> id ownz us all and we know it
<MazeMachino> well maybe not jud
<MazeMachino> he doesn't know it
<MazeMachino> but he'll find out
<MazeMachino> when Doom3 arrives in the shops
<jud_> yay, pasty fat white zombies for everyone!
<MazeMachino> yeah, w00t
<MazeMachino> pasty fat white zombies? Americans?
<jud_> why spend bazillions on a computer capable of running doom3 when i could just look in the mirror?
<MazeMachino> Doom3, the game where you get to shoot American white trash in the gut
#43796 (1)
Red99MustangMan: dumbass fatherless, motherless redheaded bitch! you think your better then me at tribes and insulting someone? wow your a regular chef-boy-r-dumbass! i just thought you were ugly but your a dumb bitch too........
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#43800 (25)
* Todd farts
<insane> I wouldn't do that with the people in this channel, you might get raped
<insane> now they know there is room in your colon
<Todd> it's ok, I wear a pair of titanium boxers.
#43801 (35)
<_MADMAN> i went to my first AA meetings last night
<_MADMAN> :D
<_MADMAN> i had a good time
<wasting> african american club?
#43804 (259)
<Rossell1> you know I was walking down the street yesterday and it was dark
<Rossell1> and I though to myself
<Rossell1> "Have to turn up the gamma"
<Overlord> someone needs a life
<CitizenErazed> but that's because you're stupid.
<Rossell1> true
#43808 (493)
<bigboss> I just got a popup ad that used the ms voice agent thing to talk to me.
<bigboss> It was like stephen hawking selling me mutual funds.
#43820 (181)
<+Lithium> i have a very large question mark above my head :)
<+datafreak> press backspace then
#43823 (243)
<griffin> would you tongue fuck pagans asshole for 27.4 million?
<jstepka-w> yup
<jstepka-w> i'd do a lot of shit for 27.4 million
<griffin> would you kill your mom?
<jstepka-w> would I get caught?
<griffin> no
<jstepka-w> yes
#43827 (194)
*** NinjaStu listens to abba - dancing queen
*** suds listens to a-teens - dancing queen
*** EvilJoven listens to Bitchy Customer - My Webpage Isnt Working (Why wont you die remix)
*** Fraggy plays 'Trance Control - Welcome to the House'
#43832 (150)
<miki> hey pinkmonkey has spelling and grammar mistakes in it's summaries!
<miki> I don't even have to re-write it into my own words!
#43835 (228)
<stryhf> why do people persist in continuing to write SHIT APPLICATIONS IN JAVA
<stryhf> writing SHIT in JAVA doesn't make it ANY LESS SHITTY
<stryhf> IT JUST MKAES IT SLOW ASS SHIT
#43840 (178)
<Statutory_Sam> some of us have real lives we must attend to occasionaly
<Statutory_Sam> ::read::"Doing Laundry"
<seafoodgod> real lives == alt-tab
#43843 (341)
<Akasha> have you tried kicking the pc?
<Wither> of course. first thing i did..
#43845 (482)
<@kanaiva> dont be tupid
<@sungroc> im not stupic
#43850 (211)
<Courtland> im the only one with a hot sister
<Rav> to bad u cant do anything about it
<Rav> or can you?  0_o
<Courtland> I wouldnt do that
<novasatori> you know you'd let her give you a bj or whack off to her stripping for you if she let you
<Courtland> its not that I think the actual doing of it is wrong
<Courtland> its just having to think about it afterwards
#43852 (152)
<K|dDO> LANSTORM is on same date as YemLAN
<Rex-Gone> U know ur a geek when...   u have 2 LANs conflicting on 1 date :P
#43864 (45)
<incognegro> i masturbated yesterday.
<incognegro> and fell down the fucking stairs.
<incognegro> bruised my arm pretty badly.
<mc> did you save your effluent in a jar
#43881 (473)
<firefighter_scott>  Notice  «Once a computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me in kickboxing.»
#43885 (9)
<Resident0> when i was lil i put one of those square batteries on my tongue
<Resident0> and it shocked me and made my tongue blister
<Resident0> it owned
<ranova> haha
#43902 (875)
* gregor5678 (~quickchat@*.ipt.aol.com) has joined #support
<gregor5678> hello?
<gregor5678> hey, i have a quick question...
<gregor5678> my girlfriend is...experienced... and im not so much
<Cassy> this IS about irc right? ;)
<Matthew> lol
<Spirit_1100> rofl
<gregor5678> shes coming over this weekend with certain intentions (which im fine with, dont get me wrong)
<gregor5678> im just curious if theres anything i should or shouldnt do...
<Cassy> i'm seriously not able to help you with that, i'm sorry :)
<Spirit_1100> gregor5678, this is a chat server support room
<Spirit_1100> we can't help wiht your personal life
<gregor5678> right
<gregor5678> thanks anyway
<gregor5678> bye
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#43905 (217)
<``Finder> Any submissive females out there  into doing laundry, dish washing, shopping from lists, and extremely quick sex - msg this Dom male.
#43910 (221)
<moku> It is difficult. People always want me to walk on water, but I can only do that when the water is frozen...
<BobTheMilkman> heh, so THAT's how jesus did it, the tricky bastard
#43927 (136)
* megamanu1 (megamanu1@=Bc7Tefk38.tnt9.pleasantville.nj.da.uu.net) has joined #support
<megamanu1> help
<+Spirit_1100> what is the problem?
<megamanu1> mirc is hard
<megamanu1> i don't understad
<megamanu1> an how do you make a bot
<megamanu1> how do you script
#43928 (163)
<Seldon> We will be holding a meeting tomorrow to discuss ChanServ/SRVX. We're looking forward to hear what users think of the service we work very hard to provide to you.
*** Quits: ChanServ (Suarez.Hub.US.GamesNET.net Services.GamesNET.net).
#43931 (460)
<forsaken1> Lesbians aren't sexy, in my opinion. I mean, if they're lesbians, I'm obviously not gonna get any, so why waste my time.
<microkid88> forsaken1: lesbos make good porn
<forsaken1> microkid88: But, it's a bunch of licking
<forsaken1> microkid88: I can go to Baskin Robbins and see that