#43611 (303)
<Yukanojo> "Before departing for Japan, successful candidates receive written materials about the Programme along with a Japanese language text and tapes."
<Yukanojo> GOOD LORD
<Yukanojo> That's like dropping you into the middle of the vietnam war with a stick and a fork
#43625 (138)
<cHEMx> anyone got any clue where to find kids games?
<Zoogle> seducing the wee lil' ones again, eh cHEMx?
#43662 (1018)
<MattV> Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, and F are the letters for bra sizes?
<MattV> If you've wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it's about time you were informed!
<MattV> A- Almost boobs
<MattV> B- Barely there
<MattV> C- Can't complain!
<MattV> D- Damn!
<MattV> DD- Double damn!
<MattV> E- Enormous!
<MattV> F- Fake.
#43670 (193)
<kylev> i was tryin to fix this computer
<kylev> the power supply fan was buzzin funny, and it wouldent post
<kylev> so i said somethins busted, and the computer is shot, and he got pissed, punched it and now it works fine
#43684 (195)
<SteamedHams> linux fags are like normal fags, only more efficient
#43712 (329)
<forsaken> wjer i at glemm sjoumd hav goe to 3 0 brwnloa thing
<forsaken> am a bit too drunk i thikn'
<forsaken> no i went to the brwnlow thin at gelnn $20 all u can drink spirits ma fuck,ed
<forsaken> i can only type one eye it i type 2 it goes all blurre >??~!>
#43713 (253)
<buzgub> so what you actually wanted to do was change doom?
<damnerror> yes
<damnerror> I didnt know it was C
<damnerror> I thought most games were written in Macromedia
#43724 (632)
<Pi> Violence solves everything.
<Pi> If you have a problem that violence doesn't solve, then you're not using enough of it.
#43731 (526)
<ap> i have this new way of jacking off now. i blow my load on notebook paper. then just make a paper airplane and fly it out my window
#43734 (273)
<NolMan> this ww2 online game is so complicated
<Skep|GoSixers> whats it bout
#43736 (25)
<@Corvus> cum bitch cum, my mouse hand is getting tired
#43738 (136)
<AoENIGma> my mom thought you were a girl when i said your T2 name was harvey
<Harvey> your mom is fuckin retarded
#43740 (1277)
<Setups> my mom called my dad "do this hand"
<Setups> she meant nail polish
<Setups> and hes like "no i dont want to"
<Setups> and im like
<Setups> "go ahead dad, you have alot of experience with doing hands"
<Setups> then hes like
<Setups> "dont think i cant hear you at night"
<Setups> and i shutted up :(
#43741 (661)
<snowzone> well that's weird. i just got memory access violations from a windows program and it DIDN'T crash...
<Olafsson> it violated another program but the other program must have liked it..
#43742 (91)
[Marweas] Tribes Condoms(WOULD THEY WORK OR NEED PATCHES!?!)
[V-raggy] my condom ue'd
[V-raggy] :[
#43745 (146)
<naner> has anybody made whoopie?
<naner> :|
<naner> does typing alot make your fingers stronger?
<naner> cause i really want to be good at atleast one thing in bed
#43747 (254)
<alicetr> is anyone good with win2k networking?
<fatbrain> alicetr: just ask
<MBoffin> Maybe he did ask. Maybe he's doing a survey.
#43763 (271)
<Want3840> yes, i thought brownouts were caused by excessive use of electricity without an adequate supply
<een> i don't personally care why they happen, cuz i just know that they do
<Want3840> according to the weather channel, as you say, they happen more during storms
<Want3840> oh!
<Want3840> i figured it out
<een> YAY
<Want3840> during storms lightning strikes, and lightning uses up all the electricity!
<Want3840> duh
#43772 (127)
[ ctr] damn the sun is really bright
#43780 (388)
<@Beannie|A> my girlfriend's horny :) and im 'helping' her with it hehehe
<@Beannie|A> 'sok, im horny too
<@Beannie|A> and shes helping me
<mnkymajik> and ur on mirc?
#43781 (147)
< Squishy> in trade i'd like your soul for my collection
< Whoregasm> he means "your dick" for "his anus"
< Squishy> i've got lots of souls from this channel
#43782 (342)
<mutilate> talking to my best freind from primary skool... so much to catch up on
* mutilate is now away: shower
#43786 (135)
<klif-e> ah thats better my mouse was going spastic turned it over to have a look at what the fuck was going on and there was a short and curly across the lense ;)    moral of the story dont scratch your balls with your mouse hand
#43787 (205)
<drunknom> I could probaby force myself to be sober, but it's toom uch eforroft
<Zacchaeus> ah well - ya gotta enjoy it - or whats the point?
<drunknom> preceseisyl
#43789 (-19)
<Khrath> U HAVE A SMALL PENIS HAHAHAHAHA
<Xion33> sad face
<Xion33> :(
<Kaladam> sad face
<Kaladam> little head
<Kaladam> the life of you
<Kaladam> small penis head man