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(113)<Vaelin> ah, see, now i'd like to be the kind of person who writes their own scripts.. i'm practically that sort of guy <Vaelin> only i've got a lot less initiative, so i just sit there and say "i'd like to write my own scripts." <Vaelin> and that is all i do towards learning to write my own scripts #42854
(214)<Jim> hello good sir <Jim> may i present to you a work of art involving wang #42856
(137)<Dan``> Frying Blintzes... <Saint_Proverbius> What's a blintzes? <Dan``> It's a kind of hmm well <Lasse> oh, one of those #42859
(19)<CowInParachute> Hasta La Vista Baby Jesus. #42868
(687)<Lyricwriter> Don't ask the guy with the bad memory <Daniac> Who's that? <Lyricwriter> You <Daniac> Oh yeah #42874
(234)<alakahil> hmm: FBI AND CIA ARE LOOKING AT YOU <Mother> so what's new? <alakahil> some new type of spam <rambopfc> lol <alakahil> next i will havespam from fbi <alakahil> "we are looking for you" <alakahil> "how big your salary should be?" <Mother> hehehehe <alakahil> where have all those "enlarge your penis" and "look, i'm naked" have gone? <Mother> oh they still come in every now and then <Mother> had I answered all of them Neil Armstrong could walk to the moon on my penis #42882
(747)<Yhwh> I want my mp3s back :( <Chris_A> Why don't you recreate them as MIDI in Mario Paint and then emulate the Mario Paint ROM and recreate said MIDI on your new PC!??!?! <Yhwh> Didn't Mario Paint not have sharps and flats? <Chris_A> That's your biggest concern about my plan? <Yhwh> It is a pretty big concern! #42888
(1172)<`DE-Throwdown-e-> if anyone knows how to unclog a toilet when there is no plunger available pm me please...hurry their is shit on the floor already * `DE-Throwdown-e- has quit IRC (Excess Flood) #42891
(236)<PigsCantFly> which is bigger. evilpie's [ ] nose [ ] love <evilpie> my love <cardcheat> if by love, you mean his cock, then his nose #42899
(342)<@Dza> i got real drunk last night, and when i woke up, there were 2 pizzas in my fridge <@Dza> so i didnt ask questions and i been enjoying all day #42913
(476)<fo0bar> it's 5PM and I haven't put pants on yet. I consider this a good day #42919
(179)<Catman102> I'm a dumbass and put the drivers on my firewire harddrive but I can't get them off the harddrive till I have the drivers to activate the firewire #42923
(101)<cinnabar> i wonder how much heat 8 hard drives in there would generate. <loophole> I don't know <loophole> but <loophole> it doens't matter when you've ejaculated <loophole> all over the inside of it <cinnabar> uh... #42948
(89)<Gnetic> I searched for need for speed and I got this ===JJJJ==D~~~....what do i do with that??? <Gnetic> is that like a binary code or something ?? <Resi0> its a cock <Resi0> jesus man, i wouldnt wanna be you when ure in the bath if you cant see that... #42949
(378)<static> there's one of those funny looking airconditioning fan thingies out side the mall nearby. it blows air straight up out of the sidewalk. I keep looking at it as I walk by and wondering "if I stand on it, will it push me up to the second level of the mall?" <static> I think I play too many video games. <FJ> test it <FJ> throw a cat into the stream <FJ> at the vry least, you'll be laughing your butt off #42958
(389)<KANG> You know, I don't think you can call it a "friendly rivalry" after you've killed your opponent's parents. #42964
(280)* OverlordQ changes topic to 'Forget Bayes, We need the Stalin Mail Filter (TM) -- it detects spam, hunts down the spammer, and exiles them to Siberia.' #42996
(215)<Lord-Data> "your dog can be smarter!" ... god .. spam is reaching for ideas me thinks #43000
(376)<Avalanche> !seen bud [@bud] Avalanche, I'm right here. Quit wasting my time! <Avalanche> !seen vagina [Respecter] lol [@bud] Avalanche, I don't remember seeing vagina. <Avalanche> why does that not surprise me #43005
(211)<+Sythro00> Omg this is so messed up. I keep taking this gender test at http://test.thespark.com/gendertest/ and it keeps coming up with that it's 86% sure I am a girl, WTF <@Jed-> Sythro00: maybe its right.. <+Sythro00> No thats whats so scrwewed up. I am totaly right-winger, heck I collect Glocks for the love of god #43012
(691)<@genutech> you know those trigun dvd rips i was getting <@genutech> there all dubbed * @genutech cries <@animaniac420> thats like wakin up cauz your gilrfriend shit in your bed <@genutech> dude, ani, you need to learn how to use better metaphors #43030
(-9)<SouLjY> im rot netarded * SouLjY is away. [rescue rangers] Back in [27 min] Logging [On] <SouLjY> chip n dales owns all of u <maj> ... <PyRo_> =[ <Pelleas> im going to go look at the water <SouLjY> :1 #43056
(441)<Powerlord> I don't get laid enough to spell correctly <trythil> laid? <trythil> rofl <Powerlord> erm... paid enough #43069
(16)<+Davey> i threw up in the bed once..my weight on the bed made it flow back into my crotch! #43088
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