#42691 (1173)
< 12@Great_Teacher_Musashi > damn
<@Great_Teacher_Musashi > myspacebardoesn'twork
<13@Nemian|Stuff > haha
<@Great_Teacher_Musashi > crap
<@Great_Teacher_Musashi > Ican'tentercommands
<@Nemian|Stuff > wth happened to your kb?
<@CrimsonAngel|AtLibrary > heh
<@Great_Teacher_Musashi > spilledsodaonit
<@CrimsonAngel|AtLibrary > l o o k i c a n u s e s p a c e s w e e e e e e = )
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#42711 (252)
<Lynyc> that's so last month
<Nine> last month? they made it on the 23rd
<Measure> OF LAST MONTH
#42714 (414)
<conform> i'll quit masturbating when you pry my cold dead hands from my cold dead cock.
#42716 (153)
<@rsg_6100> i likew the fact that my monitors and my computer keep my room nice and toasty with out me having to use the heater
<@Hardedge> i think that has more to do with convection then radiation
<@rsg_6100> i can make popcorn from the radiation
<@Hardedge> yummy
<@Hardedge> well at least you can't have offspring
<@rsg_6100> naw i got some of the "boys" frozen in the freezer
#42721 (856)
<Sprint_DSL> Are you still living in the wang of the US?
<POPOON> Your mother is.
<Sprint_DSL> Oh.
<Sprint_DSL> That would have been good like, 10 years ago.
<POPOON> Your mother was.
#42728 (133)
<datacide> 26 uear old author looking for sleek bitch to spend my money on and give sexual pleasure
<D3KK0N> hi...im....tina
<pont`> I be sleek .. but not bitch
<datacide> haha
<datacide> hmm....who to choose?
<datacide> tina or the sleek not bitch
<D3KK0N> im poor ;[
<datacide> pros and cons
<temple-> ima bitch! spend on me
<datacide> wow
<datacide> anyone else? like a real female? please.........
<McMoo> i'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars
<temple-> oh real
* datacide looks desperate
<temple-> now you want to get technical
<datacide> anyone?
<pont`> datacide: I can get you a doll
<datacide> hmmmm
<miteymous> i can get you a hooker
<datacide> is it life like?
<D3KK0N> i i can hook you up with ladies who do stuff they dont even have names for
<datacide> haha
<datacide> dekkon wins
#42737 (534)
<rageatm0> I'm in trouble. I'm losing my taste for ramen and it's 4 years before college
#42741 (886)
<AnimeFreak> ginger tastes like processed ejaculate
<chendo> AF: You KNOW what processed ejaculate TASTES LIKE?
<AnimeFreak> THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER
#42743 (86)
<easytease> i got the winamp setup file i think
<Soimafrea> kool whats that do?
#42758 (201)
<Gryvix[FoN]> any computerexperts around  ?
<Gryvix[FoN]> I have a  little problem
<Gryvix[FoN]> my mouse won't work
<Caedar[SOT]> And I assume you unplugged it and plugged it back in. :)
<Gryvix[FoN]> then I have to shut off the comp right
<Gryvix[FoN]> I can do it without shutting it
<Gryvix[FoN]> ???
<Caedar[SOT]> If it's USB.
<Caedar[SOT]> Is the port rectangleish?
<Caedar[SOT]> Or is it a circle?
<Gryvix[FoN]> Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh.
<Gryvix[FoN]> Someone unplugged it.
<Caedar[SOT]> Oh. My. God.
#42773 (181)
<hiaku> our souls are like dead animals, everyone wants a poke at it
<nerved> is that legal to have sex with dead animals?
<hiaku> ...
<hiaku> you're impossible
<nerved> no i'm serious
<nerved> don't want to get in trouble or anything...
* nerved glances around innocently
#42783 (286)
<Dead_One> and when i restarted it it goes *there wasa problem with the registry*
<Dead_One> *would you like us to slam it in all at once, or inch by inch like a gentleman* ?
<Dead_One> and the *nicer* option was gr3yed out.
#42797 (202)
<conZ> how do i connect LED's to the pc ?
<phaxx> stick it in your floppy drive. make sure you insert the cathode pin first or you'll melt the led
<conZ> will make sure of that
<phaxx> good
<conZ> fuck
<conZ> it doesnt work
#42801 (19)
<@mcgyver> i went for a piss out in the bush once
<@mcgyver> there i was
<@mcgyver> wang in hand
<@mcgyver> (shut up you lot)
<@mcgyver> i looked up and there was one of those fucking birdf eating cunts about 1 metre from me
<@mcgyver> i put my wang away quickly
<@mcgyver> :$
#42805 (-74)
<Low> wassup
* sean estimates the age of Low as 11.
<Low> uhhh higher
<sean> liar.
* Low estimates the iq of sean as 3 maybe 4
<Low> im amazed u can type
<Low> let alone breathe
#42806 (181)
<Cav> just typical geek/male "my dick is bigger than yours"
<milenko> Cav: typical geek male is actually  the exponentiallly lotharigmic value of the circumnavergerance of my phallus is of a far greater appearance then urs.
<Cav> milenko: thanks for sharing
#42816 (129)
<Genasirus> woke up this morning, reached out, put my arm over this huge fold of doona and went 'morning honey' then woke up and realised i was sleeping alone
<Genasirus> i felt idiotic and slightly perverted all at the same time
#42817 (119)
[@Preacher|UITY] anyone here familiar with disc juggler?
[@ZedR] my uncle works at the circus yes
#42820 (117)
<Sca_li> I wouldn't really know what to do with a lot of money either...
<Sca_li> I don't need much... a house, a car, a maid, a pool, a golf course, a tennis court, soccer stadium (indoor)...
#42821 (24)
<Denkan> ASP is like a chat-dialog with the server... in PHP you type codes
#42824 (53)
<stillblue> i was gonna be all "what final fantasy character would you like to have sex with?"
<Blastrax> yes
#42830 (230)
<K`> mithrandi: where's this bash.org ?
#42831 (537)
<gloom^exs> finnish sounds like two alphabets went to nuclear war and the fallout mutated it into something seriously fucked up with lots of i's and e's.
#42834 (102)
<NokiaFace> how would YOU like it if you got a nokia stuck on your face from a freak factory accident ?
<NokiaFace> Everytime i get a phone call, my face vibrates do you know how painful that is ?
#42835 (165)
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<KillerClo> thank you god
<KillerClo> finally
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