#42594 (179)
<@TheWongOfBisdom> (4288) IN WHICH RANGE OF HILLS ARE THE CHEDDAR CAVES ?
<@TheWongOfBisdom> Hint: @@@@@@@
<+CapeTownJunk> mendips
<@TheWongOfBisdom> Nice going CapeTownJunk! The answer was MENDIPS. You got it in 4.692 seconds.
<+CapeTownJunk> what a gay name
<SuperFlea> what?
<+SuperFlea> mine?
<+CapeTownJunk> no, mendips
<+CapeTownJunk> it's like having savoury crackers, and dipping them in semen
#42597 (-82)
<Supachikn> i'm on bash.org
<Supachikn> FAMOURS
<Supachikn> err
<Supachikn> famous
<Supachikn> ILLITERATE
#42598 (221)
<Aussiedog> lol you know what happend in myers the otherday
<Aussiedog> i was in there and i go.. wow this is a cool cd, *talks to shopkeeper* hey what is this cd
<Aussiedog> she gives me it and asks me if i am interested in buying
<Aussiedog> and i go nar.. i just wanna kniow what songs are on it so i can download them
<Aussiedog> she was so pissed
#42599 (251)
(Circastes) hmm
(Circastes) i want to watch tomb raider
(Circastes) but i just jacked off
(Circastes) so it wont be very interesting
#42600 (375)
(cow) like if you translate the shit she said into one sentence
(cow) it was pretty much
(cow) i want cock
(cow) man i shoulda put quotes round that
#42602 (97)
--- Bigchris[porn] is now known as Bigchris
<Bigchris> damn i hate this weather
<Bigchris> cant get it up
#42606 (468)
<Rossell1> weird thing happened last night
<Rossell1> I had a dream where I was on IRC
<Rossell1> and everybody kept saying potatoes
<ASk> potatoes
<Winquman> potatoes
<Rossell1> :/
<Phobius> Tomato
#42607 (109)
<@Slasher1> on the subject of porn, it seems like JT has been 'away' for a fair while
#42625 (9)
*** Quits: Noirgrim (I sold my kids for cheese)
#42626 (265)
<CapnCloud> i have a screenshot coming... it's coming... hrrrrrghhhh
<ashen|nekogirl> O.O
* ashen|nekogirl backs far far away from CapnCloud
<CapnCloud> XD
<ashen|nekogirl> >.o
<plubeard> ....screenshots have never sounded so dirty
#42629 (24)
<Nagosaki>   ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;lkjh/;.lmnbv bnm./'"?:>,mcv b m,/."
<Nagosaki> "?VGbm/'
<Nagosaki> sorry
<Nagosaki> wiping off keyboard
#42634 (103)
<|42|-D> i just had one of those farts where u pause after and think... "oh shit did i follow through"
#42636 (177)
<gleep> Damn.  The internet must be screwed up.
<gleep> You know there's something wrong when you can't download porn.
#42643 (497)
*** WFTP-Stats has entered[#PHPHELP] at [4:38pm] [12 Users]
<WFTP-Stats> sux my dick
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<WFTP-Stats> losers
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<Loman> weeeee
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<WFTP-Stats> lazy bastards
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<WFTP-Stats> alright im sorry
<WFTP-Stats> help me with my php now plz
#42648 (157)
<SeXaH> damn i broke my g-string
<SeXaH> oh hrmz
<SeXaH> that looks bad
<SeXaH> i ment the g-string from my guitar
#42653 (402)
<aq> dont ever tryu to beets a yiugolsavian at tequikla
#42656 (182)
<Anarchos> my mom went to old navy and bought me all these clothes
<Rance> and now you have to dress like a dork?
<Anarchos> yeah :(
#42657 (572)
<Kosh> Wait for the LotR cereal to come out... Frod-O's, with a free prize ring inside
#42660 (136)
* TRIPtych2 realizes that danno must be drunk
<danno> I don't drink thank you very much.
<danno> :/
<TRIPtych2> shit, i was hoping it was just the alcohol talking and not you
<TRIPtych2> :/
<danno> I'll take that as an insult, kthx
#42662 (198)
<ian> I have done it. Zidane you are stupid. End
<Zidane> dude im a 13 year old with the iq of a adult
<Zidane> it is you who is the dumb
<ian> it's "an adult"
<ian> and IQs for adults vary widely
<Zidane> no a
<ian> what you say means absolutely nothing.
<ian> NO, it's AN
<Zidane> i mean all!!
<Stuntman21> What a fucking retard
<xXkenXx> its AN
<Zidane> an....then
<Stuntman21> AN is proper grammer you dumb motherfucker
<xXkenXx> d00d,
<xXkenXx> theres a vowel
<Zidane> ....yep
<ian> " i r 13 and supar smar!"
#42663 (79)
<@JE> Hosting: $5 per month. Domain name: $15, your site being down twice a week: Priceless.
#42666 (23)
<MrSaturn> AHHHHHHHHHh
<MrSaturn> it blew up in a freak accident
<MrSaturn> i must restard my computer is on fire
<MrSaturn> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
* MrSaturn has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
<poik007> seems funny
#42678 (368)
<danhon> overheard in the lab:
<danhon> "try doing javac first before you do java"
<Cringer> hahaha
<danhon> "what does that do?"
<danhon> "dunno, but it works"
#42684 (176)
<cstine> my libido pretty much vanished after i gave up porn.
<cstine> not that it's a bad thing.
<cstine> i don't have to do as many sheets in the laundry now.
<cstine> or towels.
#42687 (239)
(Tome): GRRRGH MAKE ME A MOD SO I CAN KICKBAN YOU
(griph): you mean an OP?
(Tome): thatssaone
(Tome): I WANT AN AMPERSAND
(griph): you mean an AT