#42383 (394)
<Nailbomb> ugggh, I swear I'm gonna be seeing pixels for the next week, can't wait to hit the beach tomorrow
<Demigoat> yeah
<Demigoat> so you can look at the sand
<Demigoat> and go
<Demigoat> "hmm, those look like pixels"
#42384 (53)
<Supachikn> i've been getting off on my moving-to-japan thing lately
<Supachikn> so asianthumbs.org is in my cache for the last few days
<Supachikn> :(
<Demigoat> move to tokyo and become a porn star
<Demigoat> "Chen Hung Long"
#42385 (196)
<Supachikn> square and sony are based in japan
<Supachikn> and heaps of other game devs
<Supachikn> and anime
<Supachikn> and hot chicks
<Supachikn> and rally cars
<Supachikn> and nice motorcycles
<Demigoat> and all night whale-meat buffets!
#42386 (122)
(nark): under age girls in pvc... sigh
(nark): only in japan
#42388 (34)
<ZeroHour> that NYLUG looked decent
<ZeroHour> if we did a Mississippi LUG
<ZeroHour> it would be a buncha grungy ass rednecks
<ZeroHour> with ghetoo laptops and paintless rides
<ZeroHour> rides where the paint peeled off
<ZeroHour> rides with different colors on each panel of the body of the vehicle
#42390 (934)
Thainthallas: oh... so... the other night, i go into software etc.
Thainthallas: and i walk up and say "i want to reserve a copy of metroid prime"
Thainthallas: the guy starts trying to talk to me about the game, and asking stuff like if i was "really excited to see the new metroid"
Thainthallas: i said "well... I'm really not sure about the whole thing, but the girlfriend said 'me wantie' so I buyie"
Thainthallas: "your girlfriend wants metroid prime?"
Thainthallas: "yes, yes she does"
Thainthallas: "she also says i need to buy vice city"
Thainthallas: "your girlfriend wants vice city?"
Thainthallas: by now, i start to realize that he's getting a little jealous
Thainthallas: so i just say "yeah, and she's hot, too!"
#42391 (206)
<@Phillip> so
<@Phillip> ive come up with a rough formula to calculate the chance that a chick at a bar will want to screw me
<@Phillip> C=[(p/t)/100]+100(D)
<@Phillip> C is the percentage chance that she will want to
<@Phillip> p is pi
<@Phillip> t is the amount of time in seconds that i talk
<@Phillip> and D is how drunk she is
#42395 (242)
<][Omen][> This is the wierdest channel I've seen in a long time
<Fahr> YES! it IS Omen! and you know WHY???
<][Omen][> erm ... no Fahr
<Fahr> about a week ago, all the members of this channel won a lifetime supply of pure LSD acid!
<Fahr> they put it into a nice infuse and directly into the spinal cord!
<][MoC][Gk> mmmmmmmmm superman :p
<Fahr> GODS WE'RE STONED!
<][Omen][> erm ... pure LSD acid would kill you
<Fahr> yes, most of us are also dead...
#42402 (306)
<Enderski> redheads are nuts
<Badtz> I like my girls nuts
#42403 (136)
<SA-Thrillias> Watching porn is... different on 1600x1200.
<SA-NiteFox> You'll go blind.  Really.  With all the squinting.
#42404 (255)
<Nago> i wonder what the chemical formula for warez is
<n[a]naki> Nago: W Ar Es
<n[a]naki> Tungsten, Argon, Einsteinium
#42408 (95)
<TML> simon-: You're single, aren't you?
<simon-> TML, yes, why?
<TML> simon-: I can tell by the fact you think in terms of
'TML->wife'
<octatron> TML: would you have used TML['wife']? :P
<TML> octatron: No. I'd use wife->TML
#42433 (355)
<Wevah> BUY YOUR COMMUNION WAFERS NOW!
<Wevah> SMALL
<Wevah> MEDIUM
<Wevah> LARGE
<Wevah> WHOLE JESUS SIZE
#42440 (262)
<plod> i love wireless network card and laptop
<plod> u aint lived till youve irced on the toilet
#42453 (739)
<aurikan> i got a pre-broken AOL cd in the mail today
<aurikan> how considerate of them
<aurikan> they saved me the trouble of breaking it
#42465 (287)
<@Miz> Buffys on. You told me to remind you, Porn-Star.
<@Porn-Star> erm i dont like buffy???
<@Cheez> you gay or something?
<@Porn-Star> no i think its boring and predictable
<@Cheez> ok ill rephrase. do you like sarah michelle geller?
<@Porn-Star> of course!
<@Porn-Star> look anyone who doesnt like "that scene" in cruel intentions is a bit weird
<@Miz> the one where the guy is naked in the pool?
#42496 (162)
WhitePony) I want to upgrade my t3 connection to a cable modem, where do i download the patch?
#42544 (208)
<Joe_> I know a girl who's being cheated on, yet she is oblivious to it.
<Joe_> It's funny, until I realize I'm dating her.
#42549 (570)
Jesus: my girl mastrabates more then i do
Finque: seeing as how your girl is your hand, i'd like to hear you explain that one
#42550 (196)
<RahRaH> hey theres an idea
<RahRaH> to keep my mum off the computer i can paint all of the keys black
#42551 (482)
*** Yukanojo sets mode: +b stupid!people@everywhere
(Yukanojo): PLEASE WORK PLEASE WORK PLEASE WORK
*** Renegade_R (renegade_@24.101.100.99) has joined #help
(Yukanojo): Damn, didn't work
(Renegade_R): what?
#42565 (222)
<Mal> I was hoping for a mod chip on my dick so I can screw foreign chicks
#42573 (326)
<FFGnome> I got an E-mail from someone weird who wants to protect my Domain Name.
<FFGnome> I DON'T EVEN HAVE ONE! ^_^
<Hellspawn> Send them someone elses domain
<Hellspawn> tell them its already been stolen
<Hellspawn> and you will sign up if they get you it back
#42586 (448)
<Codek> The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:
<Codek> You're a Siamese twin. Your brother is gay and you're not.
<Codek> But you only have the one ass.
#42587 (314)
<RushMore> I had a hendrix video playing on the computer and my dad goes in. I go "Watch this"
<RushMore> guess what he said
<RushMore> "Is that hendrix? i didnt know he was black"