#42211 (156)
<Kevyn> Frogs always get sucked up into our pool filter, and if you go out to the shed you can see them flying around inside the filter. The suction usually turns them inside out. It's pretty gross.
#42221 (1327)
<@jestuh> i was like "i'm never going to get used to getting SHOT AT"
* Quits: jestuh (Connection reset by peer)
* Joins: jestuh
<@jestuh> what was last line you got before disconnect?
<@_ace> <jestuh> anal sex used to hurt at first, but i learned how to relax my muscles
#42241 (242)
<Darf> hendrix = god
<WwW> name somthing good hendrix has done the past.. ehmm.. 5 years
#42247 (431)
* ArSa is not a scsi expert :\
* slurpee was a scsi expert until they came out with 134533109 flavors of it
slurpee: like ULTRA 2 WIDE MEGA XL ALPHA STREET FIGHTER SCSI
#42256 (420)
<[Frank]> -=- Frank's Radio -=- 166.90.143.148:17714 -=- Now Playing: Terra Branford Theme - Piano STYLE! :D -=- Always Taking Requests!
<`Frieza> i request you go get hit by a car
#42262 (1459)
<parnbl00d> I've been questioning my sexuality for a while, but my family's all conservative and stuff, so I don't wanna come out with it to them
<naga> parn: go to goatse.cx
* parnbl00d goes
<parnbl00d> thanks, that'll keep me straight for the next 20 years
<naga> no problem
#42266 (252)
<Hardlined> badtz just the man I wanted to see
<Badtz> I didn't do it
#42283 (311)
<draxx> my friend has an mirc script that will delete any channel
<draxx> or server
<draxx> ive been trying to get it
<draxx> from him
<XenoWolf> lol
<XenoWolf> you cant delete channels..
<draxx> oh yah
<draxx> you dont understand
<draxx> this kids a hardcore
#42288 (155)
<wishkah> what is is with white fucken vehicles and crimes
<Ram|work> dunno
<wishkah> oj
<wishkah> sniper
<wishkah> bangbus
<Ram|work> AHAHAHAH
#42291 (122)
<hitman> I need a girl that doesn't drink
<RageFury> hitman: Then how the hell are you gonna slip her that rufie?  On her juicy juice box?
#42294 (393)
Chris: im looking at the stileporn popup
Chris: and this girl looks like my sister =/
Propain: Hrmmm
Propain: Bet yer beating off to it right now
Chris: yeah =/
Chris: well, its not REALLY her
Propain: lol
#42321 (739)
<inv694102> HELP I GOT A VIRUS
<LZ> what does it do?
<inv694102> I WAS TYPING IN MSDOS EDIT AND IT EATES WHAT I TYPED BEFORE
<LZ> hmmm
<LZ> maybe you got insert key pressed?
<inv694102> O.....
<inv694102> WAS THAT. THANKS
<LZ> lol...
#42325 (77)
< avoozl> what port did i need again for dns
< avoozl> its not 'domain' is it?
< rigel> 53
< rigel> both udp and tcp
< avoozl> hm i have those
< avoozl> thats odd
< rigel> clippy says: "I see you need some network help! Would you like me to: * search the help files for 'dns setup', * open internet  explorer to msdn.microsoft.com"
#42327 (53)
<[Lemmy]> hey btw where r u?
<Massive_Potato> virginia
<[Lemmy]> aww... after all that bash.org stuff I first read that as 'vagina'
#42331 (587)
<Dezzy> actually i was looking for girlie porn for my boyfriend
<Beerman> you're a girlie
<Beerman> you can MAKE girlie porn!
<Dezzy> hm.... true...
#42347 (161)
<sayza> Bug: Popup menus appear in strange places
<sayza> Resolution: Turn off "smart window placement"
#42348 (91)
<piro> well, irc is the realm of dictatorships, not democracy
#42349 (49)
<HentaiZonga> MY LIFE IS A CROTCH!!!
#42357 (775)
<Daedalus> Film noir cereal..."Without thinking, I crammed that deadly sliver of metal carrying the city's most infamous breakfast food into my maw. The tiny flakes snapped and popped, like the fingers of a mob snitch after they found 'im. It wasn't good cereal. But it was better than a gut fulla led."
#42359 (125)
<Weirdo_God_of_Insanity> I like my terror-inducing weapons of mass destruction to have practical combat uses as well.
#42363 (566)
<Sorrow> DOWN WITH PANTS! UP WITH SKIRTS!
#42372 (425)
<PropWash> I really was hoping I could be 'special enough' for an exception..but alas..im full of myself ;>
<Weirdo_God_of_Insanity> I'm full of many things.
<Karnophage> Like a Pinata
<Weirdo_God_of_Insanity> Very close, actually.
<Weirdo_God_of_Insanity> Except I'm not surrounded by little kids with bludgeons, hoping to consume my innards.
<PropWash> quick, gimmie a stick
<Weirdo_God_of_Insanity> GET AWAY FROM MY ENTRAILS!!!
#42376 (-1)
<Daedalus> But you cannot, however, suck human excrement out of spaghetti, no matter how hard you try.
#42381 (89)
<decoder> can somebody turn of this heavy lag?
#42382 (653)
<Supachikn> Demigoat, you and i are onthe same wavelength
<Supachikn> or at least frequency
<Demigoat> if you and I were ethernet cards attached to a hub our frames would never collide!
<Supachikn> if you and i were polarised light waves we'd be fuckin lazer beams!
<Demigoat> Turtles, The - So Happy Together.mp3
<Demigoat> I <3 supa
<Supachikn> i less than three you too, demi