#43102 (692)
<LiaBacci> whats ur name lsd?
<lsd> Ellesdee
<LiaBacci> Ellesdee? is a female name? or a male one?
<LiaBacci> anyway is a pretty name
<lsd> thanks :)
#43105 (94)
<MoShun› i thought i dropped a piece of chocolate on my chair
<MoShun› n as i pick it up n put it in my mouth
<Janemba› omg
<MoShun› im starting to believe it wasnt chocolate
<Janemba› dont go there
<Janemba› ...
<Janemba› nasty....
#43107 (961)
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<MoBart> @find forgotten realms
<MoBart> @locator forgotten realms
<nemesys> wtf?
<TechWar> WareZ l0cAtOR 1.2: found forgotten realms @ www.goatse.cx
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<TechWar> hehehe.
#43113 (623)
<Murdercules> once, i accidently walked in on my sister when she was taking a shower, and i saw her tities and her body, i was like, damn! who's that fine chick in my shower, then i saw my sister's face, and i was like, damn, i didn't know my sister was that hot
#43132 (381)
<Celia> la la la
* Archy` stretches and slowly moves arm around Craig
<Archy`> oops
<Archy`> damn TAB
<Archy`> erm....
<@Azhrarn> HAH
#43161 (296)
@TokSic:  imagine having 3 terabytes of unreleased porn
@TokSic:  i would be a billionaire
@SnypeTEST:  cool!
@SnypeTEST:  u can be bill gates.... except.... what your selling is usefull
#43163 (377)
<zuKi> YOU KNOW WHAT WAS CREEPY
<zuKi> AT THE BLOOD DRIVE AT SCHOOL THE BASEBALL COACH WAS RACING THE FOOTBALL PLAYERS TO SEE WHO COULD GIVE THE MOST BLOOD IN A GIVEN AMOUNT OF TIME
<zamros> HAHAHA
<_ry0suke_> :DDDDDDDDD
<zamros> WHAT ASSHOLES
<zuKi> AND HE'S ALL "IF YOU PUMP YOUR HAND YOU'LL GET MORE BLOOD OUT OF IT
<_ry0suke_> DDDDDDDDDD:
<zuKi> IT WAS THE SCARIEST THING EVER
<zuKi> MAYBE X GAMES WILL HAVE A NEW SPORT
<zuKi> "TONY HAWK PRO BLOOD DONOR"
#43191 (1)
<bobthedinosaur> umm
<The_StarWarz_Dude> heh.
<bobthedinosaur> not memory you idiot
<bobthedinosaur> the ram
<Raid[Shower]> lol
<okram> ram = memory you idiot
<The_StarWarz_Dude> RAM IS MEMORY YOU DOLT
#43203 (117)
TagDN: 20 min to install
TagDN: 30 sec to delete
TagDN: gotta love m$
#43207 (211)
<sev> asus makes shitty mobos
<sev> overpriced too.
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<asus> loud out laugh's
<asus> i have 3
<asus> :P
<sev> cool
<sev> i have 1
<sev> but it's dead
<sev> ;)
<omega> I have 0
* omega wonders what the convo was
<sev> japanese love slaves.
<omega> oh
<omega> yeah, I have 0
#43210 (244)
(peregrine): you know
(peregrine): if i ever setup an fserv
(peregrine): i should make my trigger the destructicon
(Chimerasame): i'm amused by people whose triggers are like
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(xeria): <people in chim's other channels> really?
(Breianna): WTF is that
(peregrine): i'm really not sure
(Chimerasame): ok, chalk one up for the dumbest thing i've done, ever
(Ultimate_Houseplant): dumbass!
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#43213 (387)
<Lyssa> 4 days and I'm 16!
<Lyssa> I am 15.987066 years old
<Spazz`> 4 days and we can have legal sex0r in colorado!  >:D
<Lyssa> ...
<Lyssa> 4 days and I'm 12**
<Spazz`> We can have legal sex0r in Kentucky!
<Spazz`> >:D
<Lyssa> hahahah
<Koloran> ur not related
<Spazz`> Oh shit.  :(
#43216 (472)
<Blorb> AH JESUS FUCK WHAT KIND OF PERSON LABELS A BACKSTREET BOYS SONG AS A TOOL SONG???
#43239 (596)
*** Now talking in #c++
<ZorbaTHut> *insert clever witticism here*
<larne> *insert witty and humourosly insulting reply*
<ZorbaTHut> *insert quick knowledgeable come-back*
<larne> *insert nitpick on minor grammar issue*
<ZorbaTHut> *insert overgeneralization regarding your race/gender/profession/sexual habits*
<djSwish> *insert kickban*
<ZorbaTHut> *insert mostly unrelated comment about nazis*
#43242 (664)
<Angel> Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer
#43243 (796)
<+Camus> im palazed!
<+Fleebis> Palazed?
<+Fleebis> Paralyzed?
<+Camus> yea
<+Camus> close
<+Camus> kinda
<+Camus> i just type in the first letter
<+Camus> and hit a couple keys
<+Fleebis> oh, i underktnjd
#43247 (1725)
( dogbert ) how do u do those action thingies?
( cams ) alt-f4
·· Quits: dogbert (client exited)
( cams ) ...
( mmmalice ) haha
( cams ) are you kidding me?
( Psy ) hahahaha
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( dogbert ) haha funny
( Psy ) It's alt f4
( Psy ) you hit alt f5
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#43253 (587)
<Alb-guy> I just caught my 15 year old girl, masturbating with a vibrating 'control pad' on a Nintendo Gamecube. Now I am banning this vibrator from my household, but I am concerned about other teenagers who are using these products as masturbation aids.
#43254 (862)
<My`Albanian`Ass> dude, a fat chick from mcdonals brought me my food and she said 'sorry for the wait' and i said 'don't worry you'll lose it' and she gave me a smirk :/
#43270 (244)
<Gerudo> i just thought of something
<Gerudo> after eating some fun-size candy, i have a question...
<Gerudo> whats so 'fun' about fun-size candy?
<Gerudo> i mean, if my dick was that small, it sure as hell wouldnt be labeled 'fun-size' would it??
#43272 (196)
<SA-Magic> urgh, need food, but too tired to bother
<SA-NiteFox> Shake your keyboard upside down over your mouth.
<SA-NiteFox> It's kept me alive all these years.
<SA-Magic> nah, its ful of dirt and pubes
<SA-Magic> im not eating myself, so to speak
<SA-NiteFox> Okay, I do not want to ask how they got there...
<SA-Thrillias> Full of... pubes?
<SA-Magic> uhk, the dirt is jsut from usage
<SA-Magic> not MY pubes, surely
<SA-NiteFox> EVEN WORSE!
#43306 (263)
<slippy^> i am evi|
<mr-cow> what you done now?
<slippy^> well
<slippy^> i had a thought.
<slippy^> sat on my desk is a "clients" pc
<slippy^> would it be wrong of me to install something that screwed it every few months, thus insuring work?
* slippy^ installs win98
#43310 (271)
<AlbinoEatpod> You both need to get MSN, so we can have multi-user chats.
#43313 (150)
<shapr> how do I correctly display two byte fonts?
<liiwi> you take the first byte and display it
<liiwi> then you take the other byte and display it
#43316 (400)
<shapr> whoa, my erc mode line is [#h,#e,#l,#p], I think my computer is trying to send me subliminal messages.