#1383 (357)
<Guilty> Thank god I'm sensible and had myself neutered
#1384 (322)
<iMike> well so long as your penis is alright
<D1> whats a penis without hands???
#1385 (400)
(chronic1) i wouldn't like a virgin....i think they deserve a professional fuck the first time so they are not dissappointed....i could go down...but i am not the best fuck
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(chronic1) if masterbation made you good, i'd be the best
#1387 (821)
<Squizzle> BIONIC PENIS BEAMS.
<JDigital> Or 'sperm', as they're more commonly known.
#1389 (256)
(fishead) "I fucked your girlfriend and all I got was this lousy t-shirt... and crabs"
(TwinX) " I got a handjob from Cunty McChicken and then he made me BUY this fuckin t-shirt."
#1390 (290)
<hypr> MY MOM WONT LET M,E WEAR HEADPHONES CAUSE SHE THINKS THEY WILL GIVE ME CANCER OR A BRAIN TUMOR
<hypr> she like sneaks up behind me and takes them off and says she will break them if she sees em on me again
<hypr> :(
<[cut]> <schwtzngr> IT'S NOT A TUMOR!
#1392 (193)
[maff] hyper is the little snack cake that could
#1393 (780)
<Guilty> Full house has so many good leasons
<Guilty> Like, living with another man in a basement at the age of 42 does not make you gay
<Guilty> And sharing
#1394 (190)
<CoMBo> holded down is a word btw
#1399 (362)
<NCOIC> StarDog, you should see my electronic warfare arsenal. I've got virii and trojans and worms soo old they 'dropped them' from most defensive software...
#1401 (349)
<thirdrai|> me n my friends had an intelligent conversation the other day
<thirdrai|> we wre like
<thirdrai|> if u had to give head to ur father to save him would u?
#1406 (-43)
*** CiXeL (...@pool694-cvx.ds68-ca-us.dialup.earthlink.net) has joined #crack
<CiXeL> Kill the motherfucking curseword kick you pansyass girls use.Censorship blows & I dont want irc turning into a g4y ass aol or purple moon game. I hate to wake you up but this *ISNT* aol & never will be. You will never be allowed to sanitize & pollitically correctize the net. So sure, kick me, ban me, whatever but Im not going away unless you can ban every single combination of ident, ip in my pool or the whole domain earthlink.net.If I
#1407 (40)
<tezorian> yeah, im going to get fucked up paintings and shit, its gonna be the coolest room ever !
#1408 (266)
<mlkesl> Lets all be vermifuge robots.
* mlkesl goes into robot mode.
* mlkesl does nothing.
* mlkesl makes fun of people who do stuff.
* mlkesl does some more nothing.
#1409 (482)
<aCidbOy> can anyone help me out?   I've been locked up for 6 months (by the INS - They were trying to deport me... long story)... I just got back out, and I'm trying to get back into the scene... I just need a good lead on sites... all my old ones are dead... thanx
#1413 (457)
<TheVirus> i hate when im takin a whizz, and then im almost done, then i get those damned piss shakes. and my piss goes all over the damn place, then my cat comes in and licks it up. good cat =D
#1415 (682)
<Th3Virus> watch southpark wednesday
<Th3Virus> they are gonna say "shit" on TV
<Th3Virus> no bleeps
<Spacenett> which one is it
<Spacenett> heh
<Spacenett> they do it all the time on paper view
<Th3Virus> paper view
#1419 (435)
<|Chris> you couldn't get a man if you opened your ass like the goatse.cx guy and walked around a prison yard
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#1423 (660)
<katers> my fucking roommate
<katers> needs to stop being a ho
<katers> or cut me in on the action
<katers> one or the other.
#1424 (298)
<KuNgFo0> when it takes 15 seconds to d/l a server's motd..
<KuNgFo0> that's lag
#1428 (111)
<LatinKing> I was born homophobic, but i came out of the closet a long time ago when i told my family i found out that a lot of them were too!
#1429 (278)
<Culex> Why did LatinKing get fired from the sperm bank? He got caught drinking on the job :)
#1430 (-351)
<LatinKing> Just look at all the contributions Irish niggers have made to society
<LatinKing> Potato Famine
<LatinKing> heh
<LatinKing> Black Irish
<LatinKing> Are the worst
<Culex> aren't irish green tho?
<chracker> pots of gold are cool
<LatinKing> You have to be the stupidist person I have ever had the chance encounter of conversating with....
<LatinKing> Only pot of gold you have is your dried up honey pot between your flaming red crotch...and that pot was plundered a long time ago
#1432 (266)
<@SLiPMaTT`> no i had one girlie today give me her #
<rocker> slippy goes to an all guys school