#40800 (402)
<Mach17> i haev the firewall up
<@Curator> firewall, what kind?
<Mach17> redhat 7.2 :o
<@Curator> thats a OS you fruitcake
<@Curator> not a firewall
<Mach17> stfu newb
<@Curator> ...
#40803 (244)
Dirt Devil351: i found this chic
Dirt Devil351: and she likes porn
Dirt Devil351: alot
ianepson: uh huh
Dirt Devil351: shes horny
Dirt Devil351: i tell ya
Dirt Devil351: dude
Dirt Devil351: she was lookin at a porn site
ianepson: did she ask ur credit card number and offer a three day trial too?
#40811 (407)
<Ghand|ForceMonkeys> You know what I saw today that was really sad?
<Ghand|ForceMonkeys> We got these quizzes back in US History. They were on some civil war stuff...
<Ghand|ForceMonkeys> One of the questions was "What was Lincoln's original reason for fighting the civil war?"
<Ghand|ForceMonkeys> This girl behind me had written "To defeat the north."
<Ghand|ForceMonkeys> It made my head hurt.
<Yardbomb> Ghand....Those kind of people are fake
<Yardbomb> they must be robots, because there is no fucking way a real person can really be that stupid
* Raxc raises his hand.
<CoMpUdOc> He's got a point there, Yardbomb.
#40815 (902)
<PLUR4Life> COUCH
<Evil_Couch> I swear, I'm going to drown you
<Evil_Couch> err
<PLUR4Life> Scuse me?
<Evil_Couch> I mean, hi, how are you doing?
<Evil_Couch> you want to go swimming?
#40821 (129)
<Eusis> "Where's the Anime opening?"
<KeeperX> between the legs
#40822 (-7)
<Tyger>there's something i dont understand...
<Tyger>why is it that some people are just plain stupid...?
<Tyger>i mean... i hate stupid people!
<Tetley>yeah, its a shame women try and play a role other than sex and dishwasher in the world
#40826 (62)
<Bateau> how come there's so much illegal kiddy porn on the net but not illegal necro porn?
#40828 (426)
[@SI-pHluid]: ::: You successfully sent (Brazillian Horse Sex.mpg) (54.83MB) to (si-sonder) in (33m 18s) at (28.1KB/s)
[@SI-pHluid]: er.
[@SI-pHluid]: ignore that.
[@SI-BlowShitUp]: ROFLMAO
[@SI-BlowShitUp]: asdkf;mhsdFHG@$%^@$%^@$%^YRG
[@SI-BlowShitUp]: NEW QUIT MSG
[@SI-BlowShitUp]: askfgsdfGSE%^$W%^#$6
[@SI-pHluid]: /clear :|
#40833 (291)
<Kuros> ya, but your in canada...
<Error_404> it's colder... but we get to fuck 14 year olds
<Error_404> so it evens out
#40840 (154)
<Error_404> hmm... they seem to be covert snackfoods...
<Error_404> hostess/frito-lay denies their existance
<Cache_> see, they suck so much you can't even find shit about them on the internet
<Cache_> goatse is on the internet and canadian potato chips aren't
<Cache_> tells you something about the chips, man...
#40854 (297)
<ultr0s> i think in the whole sense of the "information superhighway", my isp ended up driving a yugo down some dirt road
#40856 (210)
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#40877 (332)
<JynxDaddy> YAY ive finished my Mc Hammer HL model!!
<Threeboy> im gonna pretend you didn't say that.
#40897 (270)
<Clara> "Hey, this is the 00s. I wonder if there is irony in the use of "00s?" Is it ironic that there seems to be almost 00 morality in entertainment for teens today? Almost 00 attention to morality by the filmmakers of today. Almost 00 open and honest observance of His Word? Publicly anyway?"
<zeniba> the only significance in the "00s" is that the year now is more reminiscent of boobs than it was before
#40902 (277)
<surfer> anyone here
<surfer> how do i set up an irc script : S
<surfer> whats the command
<seven> surfer : there's a limit of 3 stupid questions within the first hour of joining, you've only got 1 left.
#40905 (71)
(WillJitsu) how do I tell BitchX to use a certain port range for dcc transfers?
(nyisles) /disco DCCportrange <port1> <portwhatever>
(WillJitsu) hmm  that's not working
(WillJitsu) ACiDDoG is the one running BitchX
(¨) join/#bitchx (ACiDDoG!~willjitsu@cpe-024-165-204-216.midsouth.rr.com)..
(ACiDDoG) me
(ACiDDoG) so I type:  /disco DCCportrange 5990 6000
(ACiDDoG) right?
(shattah) yeah
(nyisles) yes
(¨) signoff/#bitchx.. ACiDDoG (DCCportrange 5990 6000)
(WillJitsu) funny joke
(WillJitsu) seriously, how do you change it?
(nyisles) /exec -o yes dcc_port_range num1 num2
(WillJitsu) is that another joke?
(nyisles) No
(nyisles) enough humor for one night
(WillJitsu) -:- No target for this window for -OUT
(nyisles) WillJitsu: you have to be connected first
(nyisles) and i think in a channel as well
(¨) join/#bitchx (ACiDDoG!~willjitsu@cpe-024-165-204-216.midsouth.rr.com)..
(ACiDDoG) dcc_port_range 5990 6000
(ACiDDoG) dcc_port_range 5990 6000
(ACiDDoG) dcc_port_range 5990 6000
(ACiDDoG) dcc_port_range 5990 6000
(¨) signoff/#bitchx.. ACiDDoG (Excess Flood)
#40907 (157)
<trog> one day, I'm gonna find the guy that created polaris, and shove bright colourful things down his throat til he chokes on them
#40911 (229)
@j0hn: haha
@j0hn: 35 trojans
j0hn quit (formatting)
#40914 (439)
* Praetorian is back: filling my tum tum after 17mins 11secs
<mil-soldat> Praetorian: you have the wierdest reasons in your script
<Praetorian> yep :-) ta
<milenko> what do you say when you go off with your gf for a bit of action?
<milenko> * Praetorian is back: filling my girlfriends tum tum  after 1mins 12secs
#40918 (163)
* Now talking in #chaoslegion
* Topic is 'UpTime[3 days 4 hrs 42 mins] - on win98, ph33r || [Windows XP Professional (5.1 - 2600)] uptime[1w 3d 6h 4m 31s] (nuff said) | Linux uptime 194d 02:30:57 (0wned)'
#40922 (187)
<Pob> GUYS, EVERYWHERE! I just discovered the best chat up line EVER!:
"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
#40924 (198)
<TeichDragon> batir, host a Pr0n site ;)
<batir> hrm... My digital camera is teh sux0r
<Gilthas> Not pr0n of YOU.
<Gilthas> Ew.
<TeichDragon> *shudders*
#40925 (950)
<@icono> i need to lose 60 pounds, my doctor is getting pissed at me
<@LinkDJ> do you happen to be holding a small mammal?
<@orpal> "as your physician, i strongly recommend that you let go of that 60-pound badger"
#40928 (257)
<dingo> so i was talking to k-ron on the phone, telling him about that cop talking shit aobut 'distribution', and he says 'bullshit'!
<dingo> and in the background i hear his sister bitching at him for swearing
<dingo> so he says "shut up, mom says 'shit' all the time!"
<dingo> and her retort is: 'yeah, but you said the WHOLE word!'
#40948 (162)
<Kimaroo> the pathetic side of being a nerd: http://www.bash.org/?7755
<Mike`away> bash is back up??
<Kimaroo> no i'm just givin out dead links