#40950 (258)
<mnsnsan> fourteen is legal in canada <chrizto> with the exchange rate, that makes the legal limit like, 5 in the us
#40966 (683)
<Mk> i dont think its a good thing to be getting flood warnings in my email :\
<denium> thats why we have #floodhelp
<Mk> nono
<Mk> like
<Mk> weather
<denium> oh
<denium> that outside thing?
#40976 (294)
<Ultra_Violet> I lost my virginity in a graveyard at 2am
<Vortexia> dude necrophilia is SICK'
#40984 (727)
<Jemm> I can't afford to 0wn, but I wonder if I could r3nt...
#40987 (324)
(@Normandy) anyway, yes this girl has a nice arse, so maybe on the next staff night out I might slip her one
(@Kazimierz) who says romance is dead
#41025 (415)
<jc> I have a dream.
<ailie> I had a dream.
<jc> Did yours involve fourteen twenty-three year old horny Amazon women?
<ailie> No.
<jc> Sadly, neither did mine.
<jc> I can't seem to get a grip on this directed dreaming thing.
#41037 (667)
<modem> is it true that if you die in a dream you die in real life?
<thecatisold> no
<thecatisold> but if you piss all over yourself in a dream
<thecatisold> you do piss all over yourself in real life
#41064 (-5)
<troll> my speakers are off
<troll> so I can listen to some deaf mp3 :D
#41065 (214)
<plantboy> all the good presidents get shot
<NovaKANE> plantboy: or head
#41075 (544)
<Nifty> Quick etiquette question: Should one make it a point to say goodbye to the people having a four-way in the living room, or is it best to slip out quietly?
#41085 (24)
<Danarchy> anyone know any p2p programs that are heavy with movie trading?
<Duker900> dalnet?
#41097 (361)
<jre|away> * Hitler , circa 1933 | <Hitler> WHAT DO YOU CALL A FARTING JEW?  GASSED! | * Audience is silent | <Hitler> FUCK YOU ALL, IN 10 YEARS THAT'lL BE HILARIOUS
#41121 (-80)
<membranoid> MIGGER: THE MAGIC NIGGER
#41122 (101)
<@happy> fat chicks are fun, just get really drunk and pretend you're swimming
#41126 (154)
<@GPF> It's normal to experiment with your friends.  What you need is an older man to help you experiment wisely.  Please call (232) 555-8338 and ask for Dave.
#41139 (332)
<Fang> 2002 will suck.
<Fang> if the way i entered it is any indication.
<joshie> Fang: you entered it sucking?
#41145 (1867)
<Bezzy> i mean scyence
<Jenna> Science
<Bezzy> i don't know how to speel it i am only 8
<Jenna> Your doing fine
<Bezzy> that's "you're"
#41147 (-47)
* unknown__ (Identdhere@06-135.101.popsite.net) has joined #bitchx
<unknown__> i got a prob
<unknown__> the time is 5:28am says bitchx, but the time is really 6:28am says xwindows, why is the bitchx time off?
<Ven0m-> its day light savings
<Ven0m-> ROFL
#41149 (211)
<tfr> i got tired of cyber sex before instant messengers were invented
<JeremyC> hahaha
<JeremyC> got worn out on 4800bps BBSes did ya
<tfr> yeah, +++NO CARRIER just before an orgasm is frustrating
#41152 (149)
<@ElectroWaffle> i wanna see her stick a turkey leg in her vagina then pull it out with out any meat on the bone.
#41166 (19)
<rS|skycreatoR> Damnit
<rS|skycreatoR> I was nice and quiet wanking off to some drums N beat, and i can hear my dad going up the stairs.. and then i asap close my pants and try to shut the site with the porn off, but i havent realized that i caught my wire in the button - and it has a short wire - so i smash my head down in the table when i try to lean back, as i usual do..
<rS|skycreatoR> And my dad got pissed.. :\
#41169 (-50)
<Warwitch> you speak German? :o
<travelyan> sure i do.
* Warwitch nods
<Warwitch> Jawohl!
<travelyan> das machine ist nicht fer gefingerpoken und das mittengrabben
<Hoo_Man> get that nazi shit outa here!
#41174 (536)
<Kitsa> in retrospect, redheads shouldn't wear catholic-school uniforms to places where there are going to be a lot of drunk men
#41175 (393)
<nido> am i on the internet
#41179 (168)
<Darn> is there a floppy version of windows xp?