#40572 (350)
<Kyle> So you're going to be responsible for 65 Windows 2000 Desktops *WITHOUT* a Windows 2000 Domain.
<Kyle> Run for the hills, boy.
<Kyle> Run for the fucking hills.
#40577 (85)
<Suparmono> its a dilemma, i dont ask girls out. No, there is only one way to go about this
<tynka> oerr.. and what's that?
<Suparmono> NONCONCENTUAL INTERCOURSE
<Suparmono> except spell consent with an S
#40582 (15)
<Isengard> the www is BOOOOOORING!
<Isengard> ah.. no.... there's life in the old dog yet!
#40583 (40)
<q|x> with an ' on the e
<q|x> well you know
<q|x> like a slanty thing
<Suparmono> slanty?
<Suparmono> we dont want them here thanks
<Suparmono> unless you mean people will crippled legs
<Suparmono> we'll shove them out of the way
<Suparmono> somewhere
#40584 (-12)
<DeathscytheFish> Jessica, i'm not kidding, all the gay people my mom work with were going apeshit over it
<Kevyn> Why does your mom work with so many gay people?
<DeathscytheFish> Kevyn, she works at a hospital
<Kevyn> Oh. AIDS ward?
#40586 (169)
<Jermsnap> Seen the new projector cell phones? they project their screen on the ground or a wall with lasers, up to a 20inch "screen"
<danno> that sounds incredibly useless
<Jermsnap> not at all, those screens are tiny, cant really do shit on em, now thats solved, also I believe it will make humans LOOK more futuristic.
<danno> oOOOoh...
<danno> it would make a little more sense to see that on a PDA...
<Jermsnap> PDA phones, same thing soon
<Jermsnap> I dont have a cell phone, but if I could project stuff on stuff, Id get one :)
<Jermsnap> PDA's are usaeless to a loner like me, dun work, no friends, what the hell would I put on there?
<danno> then what would you need a damn cellphone for?
<Jermsnap> hmmm... good point
<Jermsnap> :(
#40592 (179)
* Sotek would also like to know what the fuck anyone is doing raising six children. >_<
<Ark> Sotek - Obviously not birth control pills.
#40593 (235)
<Poutremos> Win98 / Win98se CD
<Suparmono> i located dad's copy
<Suparmono> so you want me to bring it tomorrow?
<Suparmono> or want me to copy it on to 340 5-1/4" floppy disks?
#40594 (318)
<Reeve> Every freaking time I ask for a Big Kid's Meal at this one Burger King they give me a Kid's Meal
<Reeve> WHERE'S THE BIG YOU COCKSUCKERS?!
<Elmina> The big is in your pants.
<Reeve> Damn right it is
<Reeve> But I'd appreciate it if it could also be in my burger once in a while
<Elmina> Reevey wants to have sex with burgers! :>
#40606 (154)
<Elmina> IRC politics are exactly like junior high politics, only they make less difference in the real world.
#40653 (122)
<fredrik> i once slipped while wanking
<fredrik> hurt my head badly
#40692 (168)
[ @Paula ] i used to have a teacher
[ @Paula ] who gave us something to suck on for brain stimulation.
#40716 (35)
<Lina> Women are like cars.. if you want optimal performance, you have to warm them up. :P
#40725 (503)
<Professor> I got a phone call asking for the Gay Homofag at work today.
<Professor> Surprisingly, I forwarded it to the right person.
#40728 (355)
<nach0king> "i had a gay time at the zoo today" - is that a slur?
<@Technogeek> Depends what 'gay' is supposed to mean. It could mean either a good time, or that you got assraped by one of the animals.
#40735 (232)
<Ronwe> wtf.. I'm ignoring this commercial on the TV behind me and then it says..
<Ronwe> "you can beat your beef. OR you can watch Britney Day"
<Maur> WTF
<Ronwe> I think I'm going to beat my beef *while* watching Britney Day
#40743 (320)
<td> i use my webcam as a mirror
<td> i dont have a mirror
<td> :|
<td> damn i am a geek
#40750 (674)
<yah-yah> what is CAPS ABUSE?
<Nyarlathotep-> half of your question
#40751 (31)
<Lexcanium> Oh, didn't you know? Microsoft buys random domain names and has them point to their main page. It's part of their new marketing strategy of monopolizing the internet, since they con't do so as well with OSs anymore. ;-)
#40766 (250)
<Cam> its good thing kids don't get all their sex ed from porn flicks, cuz its more difficult to conceive when you always blow your load on her face.
#40772 (28)
<concordia> i dare the zionist to end the intifada
<concordia> long live intifada
<milez> concordia, leave the sovereign territory of our holy channel.
<milez> NOW.
* FireWALLs sets mode: +b *!*@207.134.74.190
* concordia was kicked by Pazit (Banned)
#40779 (376)
<Chris> DeMonYus!cyrus@a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.p.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.xy-z.org <-- prime example of why some people should NEVER be able to touch a DNS server
#40787 (468)
<patchmonkey> I want to start a line of sex toys called "I Can't Believe It's Not Dick"
#40791 (684)
<MadManDaz> I bought one of those camouflage shirts and put it in my closet. Now I can't find it.
#40798 (202)
<Phucker> I just tried moving a box on my bed with my mouse
<Phucker> :/