<TehEnemy> heh, yeah.. did that to my sis SK LOL
<TehEnemy> handed her a Target gift card.. said "Have fun"
<SK> Was it like, a $10 one? lol
<TehEnemy> She asked "how much" I said, You'll find out when you check out now won't ya
<TehEnemy> I think that short circuited her
<TehEnemy> Cashier: That'll be 149.99, Sis: Here's my card, Cashier: That'll be 159.99
<PureCaneSugar> roman soldiers did that.
<dan> what??
<PureCaneSugar> took piece of sheepgut. Tied a knot on one end...
<dan> o ya...
<dan> i remember sheepskin condoms
<dan> it's like fuking a sheep up the ass and a chick at the same time
<mdew> .nz of course
<Tamahome> oh, Europe doesn't count :P
<mdew> europe?
<Tamahome> Europe is traditionally a *very slow* gaming market
<mdew> since when was .nz europe?
<@Scribble> Yeah, but I'd question whether my hand spends more time on my dick or not.
<@shrav> for me its a matter of which hand
<@shrav> i usually have one on each
<Nate> i just went to scratch myself
<Nate> had superglue on my hand and didn't realize it
<Nate> my left hand is now superglued somewhere very bad
<Weirdo_God_of_Insanity> Remember, twisting motions will overstress the glue, hopefully before it overstresses you.
Weirdo_God_of_Insanity is suddenly GLAD he cannot see Nate right now.
<Nate> .......
<Nate> oh god
<Nate> that hurt..
<Nate> cccc
<Nate> cccc
<Nate> dammit
<Nate> my fingers now glued to the c key
<Weirdo_God_of_Insanity> Well, that's gotta be an improvement, really.
gamecube4789: may i ask who you are?
TAAK24: i use aim
TAAK24: i find name in directory
TAAK24: you know where i get cheap gamecube?
gamecube4789: how much money do you have?
TAAK24: no much
gamecube4789: at least 100 right?
TAAK24: no :(
TAAK24: i need save for 3 months for 100 us dollar
TAAK24: i work at factory during week
TAAK24: money not good
gamecube4789: you talk like a baby
gamecube4789: lol
TAAK24: my english no good
TAAK24: why you make fun
TAAK24: i take this insult
TAAK24: i get factory friend slit throat
TAAK24: you no fuck with I!!!
TAAK24: YOU AMERICAN COCK
TAAK24: I KILL YOU FUCK
TAAK24: i ask friendly you make fun
TAAK24: YOU FUCK
TAAK24: DIE
gamecube4789: what? i don't understand what you are saying
<ratsun> what to do?
<super-radish> reboot
<ratsun> the computer?
<super-radish> no, i mean take your shoes off and put them back on
<ratsun> i'm not wearing shoes.....
<Spazz> Typo.
<amishjosh> typo? YOU BANNED HIM!
<Spazz> b and v, they're right next to each other
<@Nfs> may i ask why you have it?
<@kikazz> because its 8 megs, and it looked better than the polish version
<@kikazz> my options were arabic, catalan, czech, danish, finnish, greek, hebrew, hungarian, japanese, korean, norweigan, persian, polish, russian, simplified chinese, traditional chinese
<@kikazz> .. no english in there :P
<@Nfs> hebrew!
<@kikazz> "shalom, new user"
<krux> yello
<krux> dsl is back buah :)
SignOff krux: #linux (Ping timeout)
<Spearhead> should i try it? :-P
<Spearhead> oh here we go
<Cobrabat> go on tell me what happens
<Spearhead> nothin
<Spearhead> :-P
<VooDoo> press alt and F4 at the same time
<Spearhead> nothing happens voods :-P
<Spearhead> does it have to be a capital f?
<Spearhead> hmmm xp that dont work voods :-P
<VooDoo> F4 as in the buttons above the numbers
<Spearhead> ooooh like the F1 Help button?
<Cobrabat> do you hit F and 4 together?
<Spearhead> i tried that cob it didnt work
<Spearhead> unless you have to hold shift as well to make it a capital F
<VooDoo> like the F1 help button
<VooDoo> n00bz...
(DynamoDan): macedonian
(Mase): where r they from?
(DynamoDan): the macedonians are from macedonia
<Navix{mp3}> Death to Cid for saying: <Cid{FYD}> B R to the B
* Cid{FYD} has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<Lance> that was easy :P
<Hydric> i 'could' have it done in a day...but i'm not that motivated
<Hydric> hehe
<zoidberg> you gotta take drastic measures
<zoidberg> pack your computer, then you'll have nothing to do but finish packing
(cuteone4): has anybody in here helped me with a graphic in the last few days?
(cln): you can be damn sure i havnt
(cuteone4): UP YOURS CLN
(cuteone4): i am trying to learn this program
(cuteone4): stupid layers.
(cln): wait..
(cln): youve been in this chan for what? 2 years?
(cln): and you don't know jack shit about photoshop?
(cuteone4): i just got the program recently
<rachhh> well before i had my first bisexual experience, i was smoking pot, and my boyfriend was licking me out and then he got my dog and my dog was licking me
<Miss^Katie> what was that like?
<rachhh> it was really good
<rachhh> i dont think i would have done it if i knew about it though
<rachhh> you ever done anything like that?
<Miss^Katie> ummm not with animals
<jero`> i was watching irc
<jero`> and yanno when it comes down to it, it looks like the matrix
<jero`> like buncha windows open
<jero`> chat scrolling here.. there
<jestix> when it comes right down to it
<jestix> you have to accept one fact.
<jestix> there IS no irc.
<SilverHorse> the sites either no longer exist
<SilverHorse> or are friggin french
<SilverHorse> and everyone knows you can't trust the french
<_van_> you can trust them to give up
<Kevyn> You didn't say "I'll let you call me mommy" to her, did you?
<Brandon64> Fish, you should have broke the ice with a "Yo mama is so fat..." joke
<Amber> Yo mama is so dead...
<Kevyn> "My mom died" "Haha yeah, that's the oldest one in the book"
<Brandon64> "Knock knock" "Who's there" "Your mom" "Your mom who?" ...silence...then 5 minutes later, "Get it? She's dead! HAHAHAHA, let's go bowling!"
<Celestar> so that you need only one instruction manual to swallow them?
<The_Karma_Police> Ok, I'll start.
<The_Karma_Police> There was this guy, and he was in the kitchen...OF DOOM!
<The_Karma_Police> And in that kitchen, he baked...THE PIE OF LOST SOULS!
<The_Karma_Police> And to cool that pie, he put it in...THE WINDOW TO HELL!
<Kaz> Ok, let's promise ourselves to never tell scary stories again...ever
<Sigma> shit, there is no way I'm going to a public vigil tonight
<Sigma> public crying and weeping does nothing for me
<Sigma> but I know someone will rope me into going
<Kevyn> Public vigil? Fuck that, I'm going to the strip club.
<Sigma> Kev: do your patriotic duty
<Sigma> don't let the terrorists win
<waffle> Kevyn: everyone has to remember in their own way, BRAVO!
<Kevyn> Word.
<Kevyn> I'll build a NEW tower.
<Kevyn> IN MY PANTS!