#40487 (-101)
(CountZero) does anyone know where i can find the irc channel for bash.org?! plz help thank you
(Sunk) Hrmm..
(Sunk) I don't.
(turb0) no
(Val[AWAY]) Hrm. Can't recall.
(D3KK0N) #bearcave
(Badtz_brx) what is bash.org?
(Val[AWAY]) #microsoft, maybe?
*** Kick: CountZero was kicked by Amanda_ (Amanda_)
(Sunk) ROFL
(turb0) HAhahahahaha
(Xanor) lol
(turb0) that was classic
(madog) omg
(Val[AWAY]) :)
#40488 (165)
<CofeeVint> how do i d/l ?
<Konno_Asami> type "/quit i love you" without quotes
y2kenjination has Quit iRC (i love you)
#40489 (216)
<trife> past 2 days i been in the best mood dunno why
<far_away-> cuz u wante sex0rs
<trife> well i was about to get laid yesterday but my stepdad just fuckin got home
<trife> :(
<trife> as soon as i unbutton her pants my stepdad pulls in driveway
<far_away-> fuck him
<HSOK> yeah man
<HSOK> just go at her!
<HSOK> shoulda gone downstairs, gave him a twenty and said "go see a movie, i need a little time with the lady"
#40490 (1247)
<AMD_aTHLON_MP> mnajdi@microsoft.aint.nothing.but.a.system-crash.net
<C0ZMIC|WoRk> yeh
<C0ZMIC|WoRk> i work for microsoft
<AMD_aTHLON_MP> oh ok
<AMD_aTHLON_MP> to u know l cracked the windows xp home
<C0ZMIC|WoRk> heh so what
<C0ZMIC|WoRk> many people crack our software
<AMD_aTHLON_MP> do u know the trick
<C0ZMIC|WoRk> once you try and install service pack 1 your ip will be logged and traced
<AMD_aTHLON_MP> l work for the tnt2 cracker team
<AMD_aTHLON_MP> we cracked over 40 milon softwares
<AMD_aTHLON_MP> look man
<AMD_aTHLON_MP> we got a ip logging that gives u fake traces
<C0ZMIC|WoRk> microsoft already makes millions from coporate buyers
<AMD_aTHLON_MP> that how we cracked win xp home
<C0ZMIC|WoRk> i already got your IP from IRC
<C0ZMIC|WoRk> @acc6-ppp29.hay.dialup.connect.net.au
<AMD_aTHLON_MP> ok
<AMD_aTHLON_MP> l, joking
<C0ZMIC|WoRk> i can call your ISP and ask them who you are
<AMD_aTHLON_MP> l not evevn useing win xp home
<AMD_aTHLON_MP> l,m sorry
<AMD_aTHLON_MP> l was only jking
<AMD_aTHLON_MP> plz forgive me
<AMD_aTHLON_MP> l got a licesed copy of win98
<AMD_aTHLON_MP> plz forgive me
#40491 (138)
<DevDuck> how can we you worry about a little speed difference when there's such huge problems in the world? like hunger and war and my mozilla crashing!?
#40492 (310)
<datacide> i just wanted to type shutdown -r now
<datacide> and what i typed was stfu -r now
<datacide> and for a moment...it looked as though the damn machine was gonna do soemthing
<datacide> like a....stfu hidden binary
#40493 (139)
<Shafty> but you can't expect linux to hold your dick for you while you pee like windows does...
<Snapcase> I don't want it to hold my dick, but it would be nice if the toilet wasn't an unmarked cinderblock.
<Thraq> and you have to shake it yourself too....
<Thraq> just grab that root and shake it good
<Thraq> and say "Take that Microsoft"!!!!!
#40494 (368)
<Hawk> I'm gonna be tied up shortly...my brother and girlfriend are stopping by
<Roman> ...
<Monk> so which one's tying you up? your bro or your gf?
#40496 (380)
<Posno> ne 1 h3r3
<Monk> is there a minimum level of l33tness needed to respond to that?
#40497 (246)
<TK-Work> Don't know if I should get 1 1,000 watt fog machine or 2 700 watt fag machines.
<Ouroboros> Whoa.
<Ouroboros> fag machines?
<Ouroboros> What do those do?
<TK-Work> bend over the trick or treaters as they come to the door
#40498 (544)
<cygnus> in windows
<cygnus> what it mean
<cygnus> if the folder has a hand underneaath it
<Sephiroth> means it is shared
<Sephiroth> across your network
<cygnus> how did you know that
<cygnus> i thought it meant it was heavy or something
<cygnus> like
<cygnus> it's got 10 gigs in it
#40499 (202)
<RunNHide> women should be computers - then you could re-configure their mouths to be input-only devices
#40501 (134)
<Guilty> In my politics class, my teacher said the reason crime is dropping today is because the abortions started in 1973 of single mothers of ethnic backgrounds
<Guilty> Hence all the kids who were never born, arent here today to be criminals
#40502 (255)
<Perryman> my vacuum blows
<DooMStalK> Perryman: You know, a lot of people have ended up in the hospital with embarrassing injuries because they thought their vacuum "blows"
#40503 (713)
<stat_`> we thought about catching a duck and cocking it :P
<Spartak> cocking
<Spartak> you sick fucks
<stat_`> cooking
<stat_`> COOKING I SAY
#40504 (512)
<DamianMor> On the Top 50-100 page, is it possible to scroll down further? say top 200 etc
<datacide> no
<DamianMor> Thought not
<maff> top one jillion
<datacide> take random :-)
<DamianMor> Random ones are not as high scored ;)
<McMoo> maybe you should stop letting other people decide what's funny
<McMoo> you son of a bitch
#40505 (487)
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<MyTh`snoogans> god¯This¯sucks
<Unknown[SwHo]> charmap ?
<Unknown[SwHo]> like a palm-pilot ?
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<MyTh`snoogans> iT¯TAkes¯foReveR
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<MyTh`snoogans> did my mom think i couldnt find the keyboard in the living room
<MyTh`snoogans> wtf was she thinking
#40506 (121)
<+DarkWaffle> newbie mIRC question: is there like a favorites folder i can add channels to?
<+NaGone> No you type /server irc.dal.net instead
DarkWaffle «santaman7@pcp01450114pcs.chmbrs01.pa.comcast.net» has Quit iRC
#40507 (269)
* Siren changes topic to 'Is it considered oral sex if my pc goes down on me???'
#40508 (1972)
* rabid_si is going AFK.
* rabid_si is now known as rabid_si[AFK]
<DopeHat> Rabid is going to anally fist Kao.
<rabid_si[AFK]> Rabid_Si isn't here right now DopeHat.
* because_he_is_busy_wanking has joined #infinity
<because_he_is_busy_wanking> Rabid
<rabid_si[AFK]> Rabid_Si isn't here right now because_he_is_busy_wanking.
#40509 (369)
<Mosswing> anyone here got berserk series ?¿
<Mosswing> in DivX format
<^cell^> i got a boner
<^cell^> does that count?
<Mosswing> what is boner ?¿
<Mosswing> is it good?
<^cell^> yeah man
<^cell^> everyone has a boner
<^cell^> why dont you?
<Mosswing> how many episodes?
<Mosswing> i would like it too if it is great :)
#40510 (635)
<dilema> acronyms make this world a better place
<AswethinkweServ> lets have an acronym contest
<Lisa[NY]> stfu
#40511 (196)
<rigel> maybe a few centuries from now, year 2k would be remembered solely for the goatse.cx homepage.
<rigel> "the dark rectum dilation century"
<avoozl> rofl
<avoozl> it'll probably be the only thing that survives the nuclear winter
#40512 (70)
<Catalyst> iMike: have you ever heard of a virus that corrupts the shit out of the registry...
<Catalyst> and really buggers with the kernel
<Catalyst> and rundll
<Catalyst> actually, everything.
<iMike> yeah ive heard of that virus
<iMike> commonly called 'windows'
#40513 (334)
*** Maquiavelo changes the topic to 'If you don't want to have kids, have sex with your sister in law and you'll have nephews'