#40426 (84)
<Claud> when you've got enough people pressed up against you so you're reaming someone in the ass, someone's reaming you in the ass and the 3 people on your sides are fondling your testicles, people sweat regardless
#40430 (169)
(matthardy) mxlbody: i have been in trouble for irc'ing @ work
(matthardy) mxlbody: like my fat boss came in and there was someone on IRC
(matthardy) going "YOUR FAT BOSS"
(matthardy) and she saw it
(matthardy) she didn't let on , but i saw she was hurt
(matthardy) and i was laughing inside but scared
#40437 (42)
* beady husg plastering
<DC_Sniper> husg?
<Guilty> I wish I was plastered
<beady> its like hugs, but hornier
<kalypso> in the leg humping sorta way?.
<beady> kalypso, yes
<beady> i hold the leg
<beady> and hump like a bitch :)
<kalypso> tmi! tmi!
#40441 (241)
<@CC-Myshra> (Your Mom) + (Your Dad) + (Your Dog) = You
<@p24t> haha
<+[PQ3]UlTiMaTeP> wierd...
<+[PQ3]UlTiMaTeP> no wonder i like to drink out of the toilet
#40443 (125)
<mdl> i think nec uses aperture grille tubes
<mdl> and mitsu
<mdl> yeah
<AlmtyBob> there ar ea few I believe
<RevMarcus> afaik nec and mitsumi both do invar shadow mask
<AlmtyBob> if I wasn't masturbating I'd look on the back of my monitor and tell you
#40456 (354)
<PuffinFreshWog> Lord_Lamb: a cop came to our school and said that if two underage ppls fuck, they are, strictly by law, raping eachother
#40460 (295)
* SexySam has joined #avision
<Jasper> SexySam: Leave now, while you still can :|
<SexySam> what's up?
<CY666> We talking about first time mastrubation experiences.
<SexySam> thx
* SexySam has left #avision
#40461 (180)
<CY666> Yeah, I sticked multiple things in my ass in my life.
<CY666> I even went to look for a virbrator in my GF's stuff once, since I was somehow convinced that she had one. :|
<BUBA_kiNG> fuck.. i never gotto try out a vibrator
<CY666> Me neither, because she didn't posses one.
<CY666> I dried a force-feedback psx controller though.
<CY666> Kind of hard to do...
<CY666> You had to summon those Guardian Forces in FFVIII without the view on your controller, holding one side of the thing firmly, and laying in a weird position on your chair.
<CY666> Didn't give me much satisfaction.
#40463 (796)
<Bulbareon> Avalanche prevention goggles.
<Bulbareon> Battery powered battery charger.
<Bulbareon> Braille Drivers' Manual
<FlareonAtma> helicoptor ejection seat
<FlareonAtma> submarine screen window
<FlareonAtma> iMac
<Bulbareon> lol
#40466 (82)
<DrNick668> man, a volvo hit me yesterday
<DrNick668> the volvo hit me and it's gunna cost me like 200 bucks or some shit coz it was my fault
<Warkha> was it an old person in the volvo?
<DrNick668> nah, fat chick
<DrNick668> i turned across the traffic and couldn't see her comin
<Prozzy> at least the fat chick didn't hit on you, you woulda had to pay another $200 to make her go away
<Warkha> or throw food
#40470 (461)
<billa> rock climbing == need a partner
<billa> maybe ill just join #gym
<billa> err
<billa> join the gym
#40471 (294)
* Mike grabs a pitcher of ice cold water
* Mike then pours the ice cold water over narzy
<Mitch_Shrader> i did that to a skunk once. it was educational.
<Mike> LOL!!!!
<Mitch_Shrader> the skunk didn't like it much either.
#40472 (286)
>>> dsfh [yo@vw-29207.connect.net.au] has joined #computers
<dsfh> hey i got 512 ddr ram and my computer is only using...
<dsfh> Memory Usage: (Usage: 197/512MB (38.48%)) ยบ
(|||||||||||||||||||-------------------------------)
<dsfh> how do i make it use more?
#40473 (495)
<Enrico> do you like your co-workers
<Thibster> I'd like them to leave me alone
<Enrico> have you tried shooting them... I bet you didn't.
<Thibster> no I tried
<Thibster> they respawn
#40474 (-50)
<Grimspoon> would you amputate an innocent babie's arm, skin it and use the baby arm skin as a condom in order to save 60 million lives?
<Destrox> you'd get to fuck somone with baby skin to become a hero for earth
<Grimspoon> i'd prolly not skin it, just jab the whole arm on my shlong and the little baby fingers would be like "ribbed for her pleasure"
<Grimspoon> i'd use the baby arm to ass fuck jessepence
<jessepence> ooooh yeah
#40475 (1239)
<wirm> going to bed in 15 mins
<wirm> 10
<wirm> 12
<wirm> 14
<wirm> fucking download remain steady
<wirm> 13
#40476 (1)
<|-|p|> neko-kun
<|-|p|> amrit is a h8er
<|-|p|> and what do we do to h8erz in this chan?
<amrit> deop em?
* amrit sets mode: -o |-|p|
* karr sets mode: -o+o amrit |-|p|
<amrit> like that?
<|-|p|> no, we usually don't do anything to haters
<amrit> ooh, heh
* |-|p| sets mode: +o amrit
* karr sets mode: -o amrit
<|-|p|> haha
<amrit> ...
<|-|p|> j00 got revenged ;p
<amrit> faggot ass bot
<amrit> I AM THE FUCKING 0WNER
<|-|p|> that's what j00 get for hating, dawg
<|-|p|> got to be a lover, not a hater
#40477 (32)
<chris> aaaaah this class never ends
<chris> i'm bringing headphones next class
<chris> and a zip dick full of oggs
<chris> er...
<chris> zip disk
#40479 (275)
<Tajar> Just a heads up... I may be gone for a few days
<Tajar> Hurricane Lili is heading our way
<Tajar> and they evacuated the town next to us
<Guildenstern> Back up your harddrive just in case
<Tajar> Guildy, I'm unplugging it. And I have zip disks of the important stuff
<Guildenstern> bout 900
<Kiir> you know you are a computer geek when you have a hurricane headng your way and the first thing you do is backup your harddrive
#40480 (619)
* DarkScream watched some kid get hit by a car.
(DarkScream) On his bike too.
(DarkScream) The front end of the bike exploded, i almost got hit by the shrapenal
(DarkScream) I woulda helped.. but.
(DarkScream) I was laughing too hard and stuff.
(Sklathill) o_o;;
(DarkScream) I hurt my neck rolling on the ground.
(Vulpes) I feel less bad about laughing when I read about it, now.
(DarkScream) Laughing, of course.
(Riffraff) ...is the kid okay?
(DarkScream) Of course not.
#40482 (251)
<j03bl0w> I did a /ignroe *@* CHAN in one window earlier today and only just realised, it worked in every window, and i've had EVERY channel I've been in on ignore today ..
<j03bl0w> No fucking wonder I was bored
<j03bl0w> I just thought "strange, no ones talking today"
<j03bl0w> fucking hell.
#40483 (279)
<daimonic> i was standing in the kitchen waiting for my toast for about 2 minutes
<daimonic> stoned out of my head so i just stood there looking at the toaster
<daimonic> then when it finally was done it gave me some fright
<daimonic> fuck
#40484 (175)
<Dude68> I just spent the last 15 minutes talking to an AI bot
<Homie22m> i think it was like 50 minutes
<Dude68> shhh.. I'm gonna pretend that it was only 15... so I don't sound lame...
#40485 (31)
<Tr1v14s3rv314m> 28. tegucigalpa is the capital of ______ ?
<Rive> wtfux
<Dr3w529> fuck that.
<Rive> Later
#40486 (220)
<Soulfly-> come on simo we all know what u do on those long brisbane to sunshine coast train trips..
<Soulfly-> YOU THINK ABOUT SEX POSITIONS DONT U?
<simo> no
<simo> i wank
<Croew> oh god
* Croew has quit IRC