#40247 (106)
<^Jenn^> hard to find good landlords that work with you
<Glyolis> Your landlord works for McDonalds?
#40252 (525)
<fRaz0r> there was a guy who ran into a bank with a gun and shouted freeze mother stickers this is a fuckup
<JennyRae> did he get any money?
<fRaz0r> all the people in the bank just laughed and he ran off embarrased lol
<JennyRae> darn... he didnt get any money.....
#40253 (141)
<ishmal> im so naiive sometimes,  for a while, i thought "Dubya" was some russian guy
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<Hogan> hah some asswipe went to support to ask how to open iso files
#40260 (236)
<Bloodshedder> HEY YOUR PENIS IS MISSING
<macvilewhore> HEY I FOUND IT
<macvilewhore> ITS IN YOUR ASS
<Bloodshedder> must be small, i don't feel a thing
#40268 (368)
<|YoShi|> FBI just came to my house
<Shorty> when they held up their fbi badge didn't u say somethng heroic
<|YoShi|> yeah i said, hold on let me get dressed
#40271 (415)
<luva_bd> i want a dick in my pussy
<luva_bd> oh and a puppy
#40277 (500)
<torm_> fuckin gay school tommorow
<Avram`> There is school for that?
#40293 (394)
<@CMX> got a speeding ticket the other day
<@CMX> and the fucking asshole cop
<+mootlife> how fast?
<@CMX> insulted my car
<%jdp> wtf... lol
<@CMX> 69 in a 55
<+mootlife> insulted your car?
<@CMX> fucker asked if I had any dead midgets in the trunk implying I have a little car
<+mootlife> LMAO!
#40301 (45)
<spookshow-away> playing: Various Artists - Track 10
<FadeJade> good track
#40309 (182)
<@LordZERO> I used to think a girls butt was forbidden. I was so young, and naive...
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<bbyhewie> my roommate just asked me how to change the font of text in a picture he just downloaded
<PhsyCon> tell him to drop it in notepad :P
<bbyhewie> no, i told him to shut up and stop talking to me
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<Shut^D0wN> one time i called office depot and asked "What kind of RAM do you guys have?" and the guy said "We dont have RAM just memory..."
<Wario64> So what kind of memory did they have?
<Shut^D0wN> I dunno... I think i had an anyerism
#40326 (176)
<p1astik> i think i should just dry shave, i mean, the razor is just right here and it saves me a trip to the bathroom
<bugster> but you could get a beer at the same time
<p1astik> tempting...very tempting....oh..the decisions i have to make
#40345 (208)
*** Melchior (none@1df4f87e.a763dad.dragon.net.au) has joined #allniterz
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<Orlyx> lol
<Melchior> what
<Orlyx> ur hostmsak
<Tripper> Melchior you, my friend, are gay
<Orlyx> what happened?
<Orlyx> *** Melchior (none@one.inch.killer.org) has joined #allniterz
<Orlyx> lol wtf
<Orlyx> whyd u get that as ur vhost
<Melchior> lol wtf!
<Orlyx> lol
<Melchior> i have no idea
<Orlyx> i bet if u quit and come back itll go away
<Melchior> i never saw it
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<Orlyx> lmfao
<Orlyx> god i love him
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<KeeperX> ashton: http://www.goatse.cx
<Ashy_Boy> ?
* KeeperX waits
<Ashy_Boy> (^#*&#(*^$*&^$#(*&^#(*&^$(*&^#(*&
<KeeperX> BAHAHAHHAHA
<Ashy_Boy> FUCK YOU
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<MegamanX2K>yeah, the best thing Saddam could do now would be to go to the Un and hold a conference in which he tells then plainly, "The only place you need to send weapons inspectors to is...MY PANTS! Cuz baby I've got a big one stowed away there, ready to launch! Ohhhhh yeah!"
<MegamanX2K>...it's not like he's actually respected to begin with...
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<souletr> god i hate fucking stupid bitches
<souletr> er
<souletr> *hate stupid fucking bitches
<souletr> i'd fuck stupid bitches
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<masttime1> i gotta pee
<masttime1> brb
<masttime1> SHIT
<masttime1> IM SO KILLING MY BROTHER
<masttime1> he put saran wrap on the toilet
<masttime1> and i peed all over my foot
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<Zeuxy> I have to take all the dead small children out of my walls.
<Zeuxy> Cable guy's coming on monday.
<Kayin> Zeuxy: so you're a pedonecrophiliac?
<Zeuxy> Kayin: I never said I fucked them.
<Zeuxy> .. well.. just the chicks
<Zeuxy> But usually while they're alive
<astral> 'usually.'
#40388 (815)
<[CSI]X-Crispy> bagging groceries is like tetris in real life, I realised
#40392 (196)
[+Badtz] good sex = the best shit out there
[@orion] what's the bandwidth requirements?
#40393 (13)
<oneshadow> hi there, im looking for a guy under 25 to severely and permanently damage my penis, im from ny and will travel, also offering $500 maybe more, lets talk private!!!
#40416 (467)
<phr0work> using linux is like using windows, except every time you try to do something like install a program or a driver or set a different resolution, a big black dude runs in and kicks you in the side of the head
#40419 (429)
<bell-chan> i got the little mermaid on dvd
<bell-chan> dude, if you pause it just right when she just gets her legs
<bell-chan> BOOM
<bell-chan> you see nothing
<bell-chan> the only sad thing about that is i tried