#40019 (731)
<Tomalak> Trouble is www.bash.org is like porn - you can waste hours.
<Tomalak> There isn't even the finality of an orgasm to tell you when to stop.
#40027 (80)
<Griffin> my dicks not that long
<Griffin> eyeglasses should do
<pagan> so you cant see your cock with the nakid eye?
#40042 (211)
< S7L> Would you guess the nationality of the genius behind this code: datapublikacjijava=new Date(przetarg.jakistartpublikacjirok.value, przetarg.jakistartpublikacjimiesiac.value-1, przetarg.jakistartpublikacjidzien.value)
#40068 (637)
<Bank6000> What is the best way to approach a person who you are attracted to at a book store, library, animal shelter or football game shown on TV at a bar?
<CrustyNutz> You can do it put your ass into it!
<TheBrat> uummm personally just don't say some cheesy pick up line..
<xTrinity Luvx> yeah just be yourself
<speedracer> Kick her in the shin.
<speedracer> She'll remember you next time.
<Evil_Couch> zap her with a fucking tazer and then drag her back to your place
<Evil_Couch> by the time she wakes up, she'll be chained to your bed and she'll HAVE to love you or you'll cut her food ration in half.
#40090 (315)
<Kestrel> I'm hanging with the wrong crowd.
<Kestrel> One of my friends just asked me what woot meant.
#40092 (209)
<Logic_BomB> scary
<Logic_BomB> my brother just corrected the spelling of analy
<Logic_BomB> and i wonder why he has only male friends at times......
<Logic_BomB> and here i was thinking all the yelling from the vents i hear is just them playing quake3
#40095 (1124)
<Alwyn Aldarion> X are you deaf or what ?
<MegamanX2K> Yes. Yes, I am deaf. This makes it IMPOSSIBLE for me to read anything written on screen, because I have trained a parrot to read whatever is on my screen so I can browse the web while at the same time spying on the cute girl next door while she's changing AND her equally cute sister who is also changing AT THE SAME TIME. So, yes, I was unable to hear your enlightening post. I apologize.
#40108 (275)
<QuaKed_Oatmeal> i always wanted to be an evil genious\
<QuaKed_Oatmeal> ever since i saw all those james bond movies...
<Shatai> You could start by spelling genius right ;)
<QuaKed_Oatmeal> stfu
#40118 (329)
<ZephyrX> she's "barely legal"
<[SOHK]FATTY> i think i balled a 16 yr old this summer
<[SOHK]FATTY> she said that she was 18
<[SOHK]FATTY> i dont think so
<[SOHK]FATTY> she looked young in the morn
<ZephyrX> did she say "oops i'm late for class"
<[SOHK]FATTY> no
<[SOHK]FATTY> she said
<[SOHK]FATTY> can u drive me to school
<ZephyrX> lol
<[SOHK]FATTY> hehe
<[SOHK]FATTY> and when i did
<[SOHK]FATTY> it said  Jr.. on the school
#40121 (227)
<Durand:#depressed> Nobody's talking to me. I'm moving to #suicide
#40125 (279)
<KingV> whats the time difference between utah and arizona right now?
<Fico> 100 years of bad moral judgement
#40139 (116)
<Graey> aw hell yeah.  the olsen twins in bikinis
<Sasquatch> Pervert!... url?
<Graey> newsgroups
<Sasquatch> bleh
#40143 (13)
<pricky> is there a way to auto-op users in mirc?
<pricky> score
<pricky> wildcards work!
#40155 (228)
<Gwindor> I like how horses can shit and walk at the same time.  what an achievment!  must have taken centuries of adaption.
#40171 (1214)
tom: why do girls get grossed out when you say you've tried to suck your own dick?
Kanddak: lol
Kanddak: are you saying you've tried to suck your own dick
tom: today in journalism these girls tied my shoelaces together
tom: so I bend down to untie them
tom: and she pushes my head down
tom: and I'm like "believe me, I've tried about a million times, it's not going to work"
#40187 (450)
<Error_404> i swear to god... the next time my mom approaches me about my drinking, i'm gonna fucking come out of the closet...
#40193 (2339)
<MARSHALL> CAN YOU SPEAK IN BM
<Nikari> wtf is bm?
<MARSHALL> BM MEANS BAHASA MALAYSIA
<Nikari> Does everyone yell in Malasyia?
<MARSHALL> ARE YOU GIRL OR MAN
<Nikari> a very girly man. you?
<MARSHALL> YOU FIRST
<Nikari> ... that would make you a girl, then
<MARSHALL> I AM MAN
<Nikari> HEAR ME ROAR
<MARSHALL> WHAT YOU MENAS
<Nikari> It's an american joke. Do you have jokes in malaysia?
<MARSHALL> YES.IN MALAYSIA HAVE MANY JOKE.
<MARSHALL> ARE YOU WANT CAME TO MALAYSIA
<Nikari> Are you offering hot malaysian sex?
<MARSHALL> WHAT YOU MEANS
<Nikari> Well, when a man and woman love each other very much, he sticks his woo woo into her waa waa. And in very special circumstances, if two men love each other very much, he will stick his woo woo into the other guy's uh oh.
<MARSHALL> I CANOT LOVE NOW.I STILL STUDY
<Nikari> They're always time for love!
<MARSHALL> ARE YOU STILL STUDY?
<Nikari> When I'm not love.
#40201 (252)
<BigSkippy> everybody forgets to turn /away off.
<BigSkippy> I was gone for 3 days once masturbating if you listen to my /back
message
#40210 (296)
<SiFL> wow i was just looking at something and thought to myself, this is kool, i better get a screenshot, then i realized i was just looking at it.... it wasnt on my comp
#40217 (222)
«Wizardx8»: Damn those transparent eyelids...
«Cav»: i should mod my eyes
«Cav»: and put a one way valve on my arse
«Wizardx8»: Cav, your arse is 2 way at the moment? Confirms it really :P
«Cav»: god damnit :)
#40218 (188)
<pix[word]> anyone know how to search for 'c++' on google?  + is an operator, and doesn't search for that
<cam[home]> search for "c++"
<pix[word]> i did
<pix[word]> does a search for "c "
<cam[home]> not when I did it
<cam[home]> http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=%22c%2B%2B%22
<pix[word]> damn
<pix[word]> i did 'c++'
<pix[word]> not "c++"
<pix[word]> yarrr
<cam[home]> I'm e-mailing your boss telling him you can't even use a search engine, so he needs to hire me
#40225 (250)
Nuclear Veasel: That's on the same island as Pearl Harbor, right?
LiveThLfe: yes, it's all on Kaui (I think that's how you spell it)
LiveThLfe: No wait...
LiveThLfe: Oahu
Nuclear Veasel: That's one hell of a different spelling...
#40228 (580)
<JiggyNiggy> soul u ever been caught wanking behind the shed?
<Soulfly-> no
<JiggyNiggy> Good Spot isnt it :D
#40233 (153)
<Pigs> so our network guy is a cock smoker
<Joes_meat> I so wanna be one of those.
#40235 (193)
<Celestar> I'm just disassembling the notebook, the battery contacts are dirty and need cleaning.
<Celestar> I think I overdid this disassembling. *holds LCD panel in hand*