#39931 (174)
<Snah> I think I need to order a new laptop...
<DrPoole> sell me your old one Snah
<Snah> DrPoole: you dont want it ... I gave it a bullet when I got mad
<BluTShirt> bullet?
<Snah> yeah, I shot my laptop
<Snah> with a 22cal.
#39932 (539)
(+SnowWork) note from the tragically wiser. when running a computer lab for a middle school. do _NOT_ allow a naiive teacher to instruct students to type "zoo pictures" into a search engine :|
(+SnowWork) yes folks, it happened to me...
(+SnowWork) actually, after the first frantic dash to haul the network cable out of the ISDN modem, I laughed my ass off ;)
#39933 (125)
<WhitePony> whats the fastest way to loose 20 kg? except going to the docs........
<Mousey-brb> cut your fucking head off Marina.
#39936 (1673)
<Tyson> hey AusGal24
<Tyson> Asl
#39948 (346)
<BDSChaos> i am hot
<BDSChaos> if I was male I would so be gay with myself
<BDSChaos> wait
#39950 (213)
<bcanon> I just want to be able to cover myself in stickers to the point where I am no longer recognizable and become "Wireless Man" - Defender of Free Internet to the good people of Houston.  Of course I'll need a sidekick. Anyone up for the role of Antenna Boy?
<filtrs> not at the moment, but maybe after some porn ...
#39951 (37)
<Soimafrea> is it music?
<blender> most mp3s are
#39955 (668)
(G0th|CMaN): can anybody help me????????
(G0th|CMaN): can anybody help me????????
(HappyJoy): deja vu?
(G0th|CMaN): speak english pls i dont understand
#39956 (166)
<DocGonzo> fuck my isp's mailservers
<tulmad> let hte hacking commence
<DocGonzo> i barely wanna read my own mail, much less all these other assdolphins' mail
#39966 (208)
<@Ghostface> *aroused*
<@Ghostface> ./.
<@Ghostface> .|.
#39977 (-55)
* \ is now known as \|afk
#39978 (46)
<#geekissues><ef~loosid> what i really love the best about this channel is the people sitting and espousing their theories on life as if they are fact and they know everything, its the best.
#39979 (272)
<@sh3p> Download
<@sh3p> Welcome to File Cauldron!
<@sh3p> You are downloader number 1,101,922 of 1,104,254 waiting in line.
<@sh3p> Your download will begin somewhere around June 19 in the year 2044 .
#39984 (675)
<Lilmuckers> you know if you combine matter and anti matter it explodes.... does the same happen with christ and the anti-christ?
<ragnarok2040> lmao
<ragnarok2040> @_@, let's hope so :D
<Lilmuckers> heh
<Lilmuckers> prahaps that's how the world will end
<Lilmuckers> GOD: now now jesus, I don't want you seeing that anti-christ girl ever again
<Lilmuckers> JESUS: FUCK you dad, I'll do whatever I want, I'm Jesus, I can smoke weed, and sleep with satan if I want to!
<Lilmuckers> GOD: it'll all end in tears
<Lilmuckers> <two days later>
<Lilmuckers> JESUS: hey there baby, fancy some good loving?
<Lilmuckers> Miss A.Christ:  oh baby, I always wanted to make it with a demi-god
<Lilmuckers> <insert large boom here>
<Lilmuckers> GOD: told you so
<Lilmuckers> JESUS: I hope you had that insured
<Lilmuckers> GOD: don't worry, it wasn;t worth anything anyways
#39985 (151)
<mattym15> will pressing ctrl alt delete twice improve my d/l speeds ?
#39987 (283)
<nix>  what's with all these stores having stacks of those aol cd's with free hours for FREE? what's the catch here?
<Morstis>  It's AOL
#39990 (776)
[Rjx] heh, kids need to learn through experience
[Rjx] you can't teach a person, you can only help them teach themselves
[Gauge] So they can gain levels, Rjx?
[Video`] I'm level 75 in life.
[Gauge] "BabyRjx gains a level!  BabyRjx is now ToddlerRjx!"
* Rjx is level 34
* Rjx has learned "walk"
[Video`] Level 34 and you -just- learned walk?
[Video`] n00b.
#39994 (264)
-NickServ- This nick is owned by someone else. Please choose another.
-NickServ- You have -260 seconds to comply before I change your nick.
-NickServ- This nick is owned by someone else. Please choose another.
-NickServ- You have -280 seconds to comply before I change your nick.
-NickServ- This nick is owned by someone else. Please choose another.
#39996 (159)
<eukaunba> I cried when I had no shoes... but then I met a man who had no feet, and then I laughed.. REALLY hard
#39997 (682)
<scabb> Yeah, you still have to wear condoms when you're having sex with a dead person, otherwise she might give birth to ZOMBIES, who will CONQUER THE WORLD. And that's never a good thing. That's why necrophilia is outlawed.
#39998 (245)
<scabb> Pfft. Rape? No. Love at first sight.
#39999 (915)
< uidzero> This dewd wanted me to host his site for him one time. So I checked things out and "whois"ed his domain and etc. I wanted to make sure he was legit. So I called the number and he mom and answered. "Can I talk to so-and-so? She replied, "You sound to old to be calling my son.", "Well ma`am, your son wants me to host his site, so I was calling to make sure it was.." <pause> <pause> "hold on..." (In the back ground I heard her yelling at him for being on the computer after 8 and he started crying.) <click>.. Next day, I get /msg "Thanks a f**king lot, she took the computer and found              all of my videos, I'm grounded forever.... "Quits:".
#40000 (208)
(@Dalby) You have encountered the following error while using Windows Media Player:
(@Dalby) Error# C00D0BC2
(@Dalby) Sorry, no more help is available for this problem at this time.
(@Dalby) cool support
#40004 (219)
<Mp3Boy-> I told him grep pulls out the shit u want
<Mp3Boy-> like cat girl | grep pussy
<Mp3Boy-> then he understood
#40015 (170)
<SRElysian> Mp3: [.kbps] (/)
<SRElysian> .........
<SRElysian> wtf
<Jaelynn> great mp3.
<Jaelynn> I love null.
<SRElysian> yah
<SRElysian> dood its previously unreleased
<SRElysian> special edition even
<Jaelynn> It's a hidden track.  null - sound of silence
<SRElysian> Mp3: [.kbps] (/)
<SRElysian> Mp3: [.kbps] (/)
<SRElysian> ........
<Jaelynn> Can't get enough of that null, eh?