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#39756 (25)

<Apoc-chan> What the hell. I bail from one split server only to get stuck on another.
<Apoc-chan> >.< Today is not my day
* Disconnected

#39772 (221)

<dustin> i just bought israel off ebay

#39781 (172)

<@BillyTallent> Gosh. bash.org is awesome.
<Vicki_> is that a porn site?

#39782 (151)

<Shosuro> and you'd think if some people are going to give money as a present
<Shosuro> (now, I'm not trying to sound ungrateful)
<Shosuro> but they could at least keep it inline with inflation
<Shosuro> instead of giving the same ammount for the last 10 years
<Shosuro> I mean, I know I could of bought a house with it back in "the day", but this wouldn't get me a bar of chocolate

#39785 (1035)

<Haunter> Some ultra-Christian girl said "Jesus loves you" to me today, and I said "Just me?" She said, "No, he loves everyone." So I collapsed in fake tears and started wailing, yelling "What kind of a healthy relationship is THAT supposed to be? I gave 15 years of my life to that man, and he's going around loving EVERYONE?"

#39789 (104)

<faR_away-> my dad dont know how to use a cordless phone
<faR_away-> i hand him the fone saying its for you
<faR_away-> so it presses 'talk' because he thought it was off
<faR_away-> and im like.. why would I give u a phone saying its for you and it being off

#39791 (470)

<Gau|Gone> bahaa
<Gau|Gone> i stroll into living room
<Gau|Gone> and my bro has a girl over
<Gau|Gone> so i'm like "hmmmm prolly should have put on pants today!"

#39796 (409)

#39799 (1008)

<PC_TRIVIA> TV/Movies: John Denver & George Burns appeared together in what 1977 film
<PC_TRIVIA> Hint: ** ***!
<Asha`monk> oh god!
<PC_TRIVIA> Well done Asha`monkey! The answer was oh god!. You got it in 6.64 seconds. You've moved up in rank!
<PC_TRIVIA> Asha`monk now has 51 points and is ranked 192nd of 391, behind Sop with 51.
<Asha`monkey> Hey, that wasn't my answer.
<Asha`monkey> I just saw a naked picture of my mom.

#39803 (1258)

(Sinada): you need to shut the fuck up. no one will flame you if don't say stupid shit. everyone says 'word'...so don't say 'thats my word!', however no one says twat waffle, so never say it again. Also: respect. respect those who deserve it and realize your place. You're annoying, most people in the chan, and those that are particularly respected, e.g. mods, voices, etc. think of you as a social parasite. So shut the fuck up and learn some goddam manners.
(robbie-a): holy shit
(robbie-a): im not fuckin readin all that

#39807 (81)

<CPUkid> holy shit...8.25gb
<MacGunner> what your game folder?
<CPUkid> No all my porn, the special kind.
<MacGunner> wtf, gay porn?
<CPUkid> yeppers =/

#39808 (402)

<Kerf> had an argument with a friend over whether or not l33t stuff would count in scrabble..then i reminded him that there are no numbers in scrabble

#39816 (119)

<Froggy> back in high school, football was only good for one thing, helping me try to get with Band chicks
<Froggy> I failed.

#39824 (365)

<ttyR2> mebe I'll hard wire an external modem to make DTMF tones and hook it to the phone line for those pesky sales calls
<MtDew> just get an air horn
<ttyR2> I happen to have one
<ttyR2> runs off a bottle of CO2 from my paintball gun
<MtDew> my parents used to have a small one sitting next to the phone
<MtDew> any telemarketer got a blast in their ear
<Magus> "Good day, sir, I represent the Hotsy Totsy Aluminum Siding Co., and...." HOOOOONK! "AAAGH!"
<MtDew> exactly
<Magus> nah, telemarketers are fun to play with
<Magus> my favorites are the credit card guys
<Magus> once I let one go thru his whole pitch, he thought he'd made a sale, then I asked
<Magus> "I just got out of prison 2 weeks ago for credit card fraud, will that hurt anything?"
<Magus> *click*

#39826 (113)

<jeyjeydiggy> hey im writing a paper about madonna and i need someone thats gay to help me out, melee can you help me?
<melee> you sure thats not an autobiography?

#39828 (321)

*** Suicidal_Bear is now known as The_Clodu
<True_Yoshi> ...
<The_Clodu> yeah, foo'
<The_Clodu> I AM... THE CLODU!!
<True_Yoshi> LOL
<The_Clodu> You dare laugh at the Clodu?!
<The_Clodu> prepare to be punished!!!
<True_Yoshi> No.
*** The_Clodu sets mode: +o True_Yoshi
<The_Clodu> I have taken away that which makes you special! Now, you are merely a pawn with a danish!
<True_Yoshi> ...
<True_Yoshi> O....kay....

#39830 (268)

* True_Yoshi kicks his keyboardtkgenfouj.

#39836 (25)

<anarch> whats graphic about it?
<anarch> just a dead guy
<anarch> not like the pics i saw of bali where they were picking up body parts
<Bell_of_Ygg> and eating them

#39845 (383)

<torm_> fuckin gay school tommorow
<Avram`> There is school for that?
<torm_> heh
<Al-Qadim> torm_'s about to graduate magna cum loudly with a BS in catching
<Avram`> Does that allow you to get more gay sex or something?
<torm_> hah
<Al-Qadim> well once he has his degree he can go on to more advanced classes like gerbiling and feltching
<torm_> aw come on now
<Avram`> I think you've cummed on enough.

#39848 (424)

<GauHelldragon> there was so much freakin' vodka at AX
<GauHelldragon> they had a bunch of pitchers at a table
<GauHelldragon> freakin' FILLED with vodka
<GauHelldragon> it was crazy
<Odo> are you sure that wasn't water
<GauHelldragon> oh yea it might have been water

#39851 (150)

<Ti`lana> I saw in front of a church a sign that said "Jesus loves children!" and thought "Yeah, so does his priests. *smirk*"

#39901 (406)

<@Patrick> well damn
<@Patrick> this map says 1 inch = 4 miles
<@Patrick> and i dont have a fucking ruler
<@Patrick> ill use my dick

#39904 (567)

<balistic> Do you guys know any girls whose names don't contain .jpeg, .mpg, or .avi?

#39905 (20)

<street> afk, earthquake

#39908 (105)

<Arbo> IRC: Therapy for the deranged.