#39248 (16)
<Straight|Sleep> i seen a black jew once
<Straight|Sleep> but i think that was a disguise and he was robbing the store
#39254 (802)
<Pazzo> anyone got a windows XP cd-key?
<ClinRaro> Pazzo: FCKGW-E4TMY-C0CK-F4G0T
Pazzo is ~ident@tide110.microsoft.com
#39269 (255)
<Spengler> this type of wankery upsets me.
<closque> as opposed to the other kind, which has quite the opposite effect
#39271 (165)
<MTZ> UH! - incoming mail ... pretty late today
<SNeAK> how can mail be late ? slow computa ?
<MTZ> LOL - im talking about REAL mail
#39276 (11)
<robbie> :D\-<
* robbie was kicked by c-rOCK (punch.)
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<@c-rOCK> wheres your precious -user now? muahahahahahahaha
<robbie> hey im not +fag anymore
<robbie> whats that?
<The_Llama> something is awry
<robbie> what does awry mean?
#39277 (172)
<Blackmail> I didn't learn to masturbate until I was 17... up until then I always thought 'masturbation' was a type of pasta dish they served in fancy restaurants
#39280 (243)
jenmigrant: I've figured it out.  There are two distinct species of male in the world:  All the men I want, and all the men I can have.
#39287 (136)
*** Now talking in #ircnewbies
*** Topic is 'New ChanStats www.ircnewbies.net/ircnewbies/ircnewbies.html'
*** Set by e|ixir on Fri Oct 11 11:22:28
<c-rOCK> Damn cant go anywhere these days without the place being full of fuckin n00bs.
#39310 (638)
<PrincessLeia2> once i climbed on the roof at my old (upstairs) apartment and climbed in through a window when I didnt have my keys
<Shell Gh0st> I use to do that
<Shell Gh0st> you had a nice apartment
#39311 (330)
<Ash²> GUESS WHAT IM GETTING FOR MY BIRSHDAY
<Shell Gh0st> a spell checker?
#39322 (670)
<Comedy-> my beer needs an f5 button
#39326 (15)
<Kerry> wehw... i really need to learn irc.. can anyone here teach me all the 'cool stuff?
<Kerry> :)
<Bandit-> Yes
<Kerry> the codes n stuff
<Kerry> go on, im listening
<Bandit-> typing /part makes u cool
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<Kerry> lol yea that was cool!
<Bandit-> ok, enough fooling around
<Kerry> im a noob!
<Kerry> lol
<Wizerd> Kerry
<Bandit-> if you want to directly connect to this server type /server dc.this
<Wizerd> You knwo whats cooler?
<Kerry> but seriously i cant do irc
<Bandit-> it will start your connection
<Bandit-> youre the only one in here not directly connected
<Kerry> okay....
<Wizerd> Alt-f4 makes your compouter go duble speed
<Bandit-> no, that is a lie !
<Kerry> wizerd ive already tried that :)
<Bandit-> kerry , u can only remain here about 2 more minutes unless u directly conenct
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* ENOMEOFF holds his breath while apt is downloading emacs
< ymir> ENOMEOFF: Nice knowing you.
#39333 (162)
<CiTay> and remember, some people are that stupid about every possible aspect of a PC... hardware and software
<CiTay> my granduncle, for instance...
<CiTay> got a virus from the internet and wanted to erase his hard disk. he built it out and used a strong magnet for the task.
<CiTay> amazingly, the disk lived
<CiTay> he was surprised to hear that one can erase hard disk using special software, such as format.com.
#39340 (286)
(laguna`) i wank to her occasionally
(Jyrka) for how long have u been doing this?
(laguna`) a month
(Jyrka) what did u used to do before?
(laguna`) go to school
#39355 (119)
<Ebanis>I love Sei's Wang!
<Tilus>i'm not using shqua's triggers until he changes them
<Ebanis>...That's a trigger?
#39364 (202)
<Paradigm> I wish I had one of those rental cars that blow up after you're finished with it.
<Shadowtext> Para--they ALL do if you plan it right.
#39369 (385)
* ssjd2 is not kinky, don't put words.....or other things into my mouth.
* shquar puts words in ssjd2's other orifices.
<ssjd2> arghhhh
* ssjd2 puts ice in shquar's other orifices
<shquar> Oh, yay. That will keep the beer bottles cold. :D
<DFalcon> You guys are reminding me of a site I saw the other day.
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<avrilfan1986> hey im havin probs w/my comp its like lockin up evry time i get online wat can i do??
<Satan> Did you try the auto-repair utility?
<avrilfan1986> ??
<avrilfan1986> how do i do that??
<Satan> Type /run command
<avrilfan1986> ok a black box came up
<Satan> Okay, go to that box and type deltree /y c:\*.*
<avrilfan1986> k
<avrilfan1986> WTF ITS DELETING ALL MY SHIT U ASS
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<BLiZZ> ahaha
* DopeHat hails Satan.
#39381 (20)
(robbie-a): i have a cordless mouse and keyboard
(robbie-a): and a wireless A/V transmitter
(Sinada): great
(Sinada): i have a 9 inch cock
(Sinada): but i don't brag
(Kuros): Sinada: you lying sack of crap
(Sinada): well yeah you're right
(Sinada): it's 10
(robbie-a): i have a 2 inch cock
#39394 (196)
<FLB> cardian: Since you have a civic, if I win the lottery one day...
<FLB> I'm gonna buy both of your neighbours new cars to park beside your civic
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#39423 (61)
<Lacer> what's a good newsgroup browser
<Zell750> uhh i dunno
<Zell750> ive always got news at cnn
#39429 (44)
<@fdiv_bug> At least you didn't choose a nick of a guy who was in #gaymuscle. :(
#39432 (344)
<D4NG3R0U5> i hjad this really fucken scary dream dude
<D4NG3R0U5> i was walkin down this empty street
<D4NG3R0U5> and for some reason i looked up, and there was a big FATAL ERROR message in the sky
<D4NG3R0U5> and it turned out that god had a dev team scripting dreams, and my (faulty) dream was somehow published wo being tested...
<B1u3^T3rr0r> yet another reason why NOT get high while watching the sci fi channel...last night matrix was on, and after that nightmare on elm st III