#39434 (595)
<tdn> imagine you wake up and you open youre bedroom door and theres a huge whale penis greeting you and then it just explodes -kabaam- and fills your whole room.
<tdn> hahah sooo wrong window
#39438 (192)
<Targen> rofl, I'm running Windows 1.01 on my old comp! HAAHAH
<Cyber_Akuma> ha!
<Cyber_Akuma> i have windows 1.00!
<Targen> ...gah
<Targen> and I already managed to crash it
#39442 (303)
<@Master_Logan> few have achieved my level of enlightenment
<kiwiman> ..
<kiwiman> Jesus
<kiwiman> I so want to make fun of you
<@Master_Logan> If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
<kiwiman> Without them, we wouldn't have someone to tell us how enlightened he is
<@Master_Logan> youre really askin for it
<kiwiman> No
<kiwiman> If i was i'd be saying "Please kick me monkey"
#39448 (231)
<Measure> hey cao how can I win back raltash's love?
<Measure> I think I pissed her off
<Caoilin> uhm
<Caoilin> stop saying she has a huge hairy clit for one
<Measure> yeah...
<Measure> good idea
#39455 (17)
<[NOREAGA]> whine
<[NOREAGA]> nah i'm more important than u
<[NOREAGA]> ur some aol junkie
<[NOREAGA]> i've been to defcon
#39457 (122)
<spid0r> i will soon be on netbsd...whatever the fuck that does
<me> Go with linux, bsd will confuse you easily.
<spid0r> BUT LINUX DOESNT HAVE TELNET
#39460 (129)
<stix> oh shit all my downs are gone after a format and change of OS drive
<stix> can i fix that?
#39463 (424)
<CrackPr0n-EET-NoPants> but your fucking pathetic 14 yr. old mine doesn't realize that does it?
<Accident> :|
<CrackPr0n-EET-NoPants> mind*
<Accident> at lead i can spell
#39465 (585)
<Turranius> Hate it when I wanna watch a movie, but dont wanna start it cause I need to pee and I'm too lazy to get up.
<Turranius> Im thirsty too
<Turranius> Hmm, I might be able to solve this after all.
#39482 (480)
<comet_11> I hope I never go to prison
<comet_11> I swear I dropped the soap like 12 times when I showered just then
#39487 (165)
<skermajo> hi all! how do I make it so an ordinary user can shutdown, reboot etc ??
<Psi-Jack> skermajo: I don't recommend you even try, for starters
<koala_man> skermajo: ignore Psi-Jack. hey, could I get a shell? :p
#39489 (367)
<angelwhisper> what fucken os does linux run on???
#39490 (7)
<@neom> I need some help Finding the name of a song. I sung a bit of it www.johnedgar.co.uk/help.wav - I think it has "Come tomorrow" in the words.
#39503 (46)
<Targen> you know, I had a dream with some soldat in it
<Targen> and also that sniper guy
<Targen> and also some stuff about a girl
<Targen> and also these weird people whose anuses were all the way up behind their chest
<Targen> (seriously)
<Maxrpg> sounds like a music video!
#39510 (311)
<Geno> What Brandon needs, is BATTLEFIELD 1942.
<Brandon64> Geno, I GOT IT!
<Geno> hooray!
<Brandon64> I bought it Thursday!  You wanna play?  Give me a server
<Geno> 159.234.141.275 14567
<Brandon64> I'm just kidding, I didn't buy it.  And I probably never will.  Hahahaha
<Geno> Once again you tear my heart in two.
<Brandon64> It's fun
#39515 (194)
<croich> what! how did u know?!
<croich> :O
<JolMarth> spies
<JolMarth> your dog is wearing a camera in his collar
<JolMarth> i know where you live
<modmastaz> O_o
<croich> i don't have a dog....
<JolMarth> whoops then it must be your mom :p
#39521 (84)
<Robby> i'm saving up to buy ut2003
<Vak> what? people still buy software?
#39533 (189)
<DarkYouth> When you read your emails more often than you masturbate, you may need to rethink your approach to life I guess.
<Fes2001> or you need to masturbate more :P
#39539 (432)
<Bell> It's amazing how many kinds of crumbs you find when cleaning your keyboard, I've found
<Bell> I even found a couple of dead ants.
<Bell> I'm assuming they perished while trying to retrieve said crumbs.
#39553 (1250)
<SirChris> After using Yahoo, google, ask.com, etc.. to no avail, all I need to know is what currency uses £ as their symbol. I need to convert £189.00 into english dollars.
#39556 (209)
<sponge> windows needs a big red button that deletes windows when you click it.. itll be temping to the morons
<sponge> and thus the internet will be left with all the smart people
<sponge> and the newbie mac users
#39562 (65)
<+Vefantur> lots of .fi bans
<@Cuda> yeah, lots of dumbass finns
Cuda is Cuda@ui117i16hel.dial.kolumbus.fi * ...
Cuda End of /WHOIS list.
#39567 (301)
<Haydn> i remember a bird got into our house, it flew into the mirror, just befor it hit the mirror, it tried to dodge its reflection
#39571 (136)
<+dilema> that sucked
<@corr> what happened
<+dilema> I spilled coke all over my keyboard
<+dilema> so now i got sticky keys
<+dilema> NO... it's from the coke i swear
<@Lisa[NY]> uh huh
<@corr> haha
<creature> That's what they all say...
<+dilema> please when i am in pr0n mode I bust out the syran wrap to protect my keys
<+dilema> i know better
#39572 (396)
<detro> i dont remember my heart stopping though
<detro> and i dont remember the paddles shocking me
<revc> that's because you were dead
<detro> yea
<detro> i guess
<detro> next time i die i wanna be sober