#39083 (227)
(GoatBoy) WHO IS THIS SANCHEZ GUY
(GoatBoy) AND WHY IS HE DIRTY?
#39087 (164)
<Jay^^> But I might interrupt your work...;)
<JaG> im not working im surfing bash.org
<JaG> like i work at work, pleeeeeease
#39091 (545)
<thrust> so, I just went to the snack bar and bought a "Three Musketeers Bar"
<thrust> the label reads "Whipped Up, Fluffy Chocolate-on-Chocolate Taste"
<thrust> which made me think of overweight black lesbian porn
<thrust> and made me realize that I get way too much spam
#39092 (98)
<WintrHawk> I fart a lot in my jeep so if thieves try and break in to steal something, the gas will repel them
#39093 (35)
<tulmad> there's lots of hot chicks in the egr building now
<tulmad> too bad they're all freshmen and will all drop out of the CS program
by the end of this year
<tulmad> this hot redhead was just in here for a few minutes
<da4> end of the year = enough time to get some coed action
<da4> tulmad: webcam dood
#39095 (222)
<jalex> hmm, they recycled 14,226 lbs. of paper here in Sept.
<Vco> all porno?
<cruentus> 14,226 lbs. of pr0n
<cruentus> what is that, 7 tons?
<_spartan_> just over
<roundfeh> heh
<cruentus> what method is used to seperate the paper from the sticky stuff in the recycling process?
<Vco> cheap immigrant labour
#39108 (582)
<Satan> I need.
<Satan> A fucking optical mouse.
<Satan> So I don't have to deal with dirty balls anymore.
<Satan> .. Er, yeah.
<rapty> X_X
#39121 (269)
<tofuhunters> what instruments can you play?
<tofuhunters> i can play the electric guitar
<tofuhunters> bass guitar
<tofuhunters> drums
<tofuhunters> and saxophone
<bobsonfire> i play the radio.
#39122 (21)
<myutwo33> i should stick to stupid jokes... for stupid people... that means you guys!
#39127 (337)
<lambtron> lol the other day my mom was on the computer and I was in the other room and she goes "I won! I won! What did I win?"
<lambtron> and I yell "what are you talking about?"
<lambtron> and she goes "It says that if this is flashing, I just won!!"
#39132 (225)
<sac|metal|werk> anyway, star wars is real and star trek is some made up bs
#39135 (215)
<Tassadar2000> Hey! Why did you ban me? I pay my taxes!
#39141 (24)
<PenDragon> ((don't... I don't find it funny... and neither does Kelli...))
<Tarl> (Weelll..for some reason, I consider my amusement more important than your own.)
<Tarl> (Besides.)
<Tarl> (Playing brother sister, while being "sexually active"..)
<Tarl> (It kind of opens yourself up to ridicule.)
#39142 (257)
<Cornell> damn I wish I could have gone to my friends summer camp.. 9 guys my age, 18 girls, and another 18 or so a year younger
<Cornell> *18 or so girls
<Beoulve> Dude.
<Beoulve> You'd still be a virgin in the end.
<Cornell> most likely.
<Cornell> but still, you knever know, and think of all the possibilities...
<Tarl> Yeah..
<Beoulve> It's possible that you'd die.
<Beoulve> Horribly.
<Tarl> "Hey <Insert cornellmun's name here>! Could you go to the convienience store and pick up some more condoms for us? Thanks!"
#39143 (179)
<Beoulve> Some women insert cups with razor blades in them into their vaginas.
<Beoulve> Would you want to fuck one of those women?
<Beoulve> DO YOU WANT TO SLEEP WITH DANGER?
<Tarl> ...
<Tarl> Adam.
<Tarl> That only happens with women *you've* slept with before.
#39157 (250)
<kryz> You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to build me the ultimate weapon of mass l33tness. Instead of some lame chemical or nuclear POS, it's going to be a giant bomb of ice cream. So when It hits, there will be no collateral damage, but everyone will have the biggest ice cream headache. Then I will win the prizes.
#39162 (325)
<Whisper> k so I have come to a conclusion about the sniper in DC and it isnt good news for CS players
<Whisper> want to hear it?
<CJ> Sure
<Trent_Alkaline> dont tell me he's wallhacking...
#39163 (302)
onkeybutt87: I saw more tonight then I've seen in the past fifteen years of my life
onkeybutt87: I saw several girls in their bras
onkeybutt87: (and, yes, they knew I was there)
#39164 (460)
<Tarl> You ever meet me, and I'm depressed, I will hit you soooo hard if you hug me.
<Beoulve> You're not secure enough in your sexuality for me to hug you.
<Tarl> No. I'm not secure enough in *your* sexuality for you to hug me.
#39176 (77)
<Diablo-D3> we have seenserv now?
<RichiH> Diablo-D3: ask for BrainServ
<RichiH> perhaps you can pre-order
#39177 (625)
<Ak> Today, a blind man who was begging for change addressed me as I walked past.
<Ak> I gave him a quarter, and he said "thank you kind sir"
<Ak> then, he asked me what time it was, so out of habit, i held up my watch.
<Ak> He said, "11:56? Thanks buddy."
#39183 (398)
<fanf1> linux is more compatible with unix than windows is with windows
#39186 (543)
<Purelimit> Fuck man we hear about all these terrorists nowadays
<SgtPayne> Yeah but most came here legally staying after their visas expired
<Purelimit> Are u fucking serious
<SgtPayne> Yeah compare that too blockbuster if your 3 days late their people are all over you
<Purelimit> yeah lets put blockbuster in charge of immagration
<SgtPayne> rofl
#39211 (344)
<Asskicker064> I enjoyed the irony at Blockbuster today when a guy whose last name was Moron returned an empty movie case.
#39231 (258)
<D3v1in^jr> i learned just how hardcore goth girls can be last night
<D3v1in^jr> got with this girl sarah...her clit was painted dark purple