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(161)<Tarl> Never try and whack off to TV commercials btw. <Tarl> Because eventually, the old republican woman will come on to bitch about demoncrats while you're doing it. <Tarl> And you'll just explode, in a bad way. #38833
(219)<Siidu> What's with the best taste thingie on these cans of pepsi? Has anyone done this? And waited for the date? <Siidu> This one says... March 10th of 2003 <Elexion> ..... <Elexion> I think that's when it expires, Pete. That's why no one waits that long. <Siidu> Eh.. <Siidu> Okay. <Siidu> lol. #38838
(437)<ANonRhymingNick> Messed my english teacher up friday when we were writing that essay.. <ANonRhymingNick> She was like "what school did you come from?" "Live Oak." "Ahh..That's why you don't have a problem with this kind of stuff." "No, I don't have a problem with this stuff because I got most of my education outside of Louisiana" "*silence*" #38858
(1938)<rompiku> I think I am going to wait until the hacker is in my computer, then I will disconnect from the internet and trap him inside #38872
(275)* Andrew has quit IRC (Quit: In the year of our Lord 1314, patriots of Scotland, starving and outnumbered, charged the fields at Bannockburn. They fought like warrior poets. They fought like Scotsmen. And won their freedom.) <Mank> Andrew's quit makes me want to duct tape him to a tree and rip his eyes out. <Coco13> But then he wouldn't have his FREEDOM #38877
(847)<darknation> wtf is the point in storing quotes? <boris_> darknation: it's like taking a photo in real life :P <darknation> I wouldn't want photos of retards #38880
(174)<ComWizz> also, i was thinking that Linux should have a built-in UNIX shell <ComWizz> because when I once did this: chmod -rwx /bin/sh <ComWizz> and tried to restart the computer, it wouldn't shut down, so I turned it off <ComWizz> when i turned it on, it wouldn't boot #38888
(289)<Doomer> i want to compile some kind of calculater <Doomer> its my first good program <fraggle> er what language is it in <Doomer> uh <Doomer> wait <Doomer> english #38893
(334)@(mhweaver) new philosophy on life: @(mhweaver) "I may have to share this planet with animals, but I'm doing my damn best to eat every last one of them." #38897
(408)<|JKZ|Silvr|3ull3t> truth: even tho i hav many girlz 2 choose from, i am single b/c i havent found the rite one 4 me <Mr`K> Translated from nerdspeak: No girls will go out with me #38901
(158)<bender_> lol.. Like 2 women on PMS <Khafra> Alright, can someone help me with my actual problem before I start craving chocolate then? <bender_> (I assume there are no women on this channel...) *Khafra looks at the extensive list of users <Khafra> Statistically, probably not #38918
(313)<XX01XX> What's an interesting website? <Phlegyas> an oxymoron #38921
(101)<Zeon> and ya i have a bottle of brut, that stuff smells like crap, i only bought it cus the playboy ad said it would get me sex... anothr broken promise :( #38925
(220)<LunchBox> why is my usb-to-usb networking not working :( <q[torg]> LunchBox: it's netnotworking #38926
(119)<Mike|sleep> Redwolf probibly has a record for # of people that setinfo him <RedWolf> :/ <RedWolf> im soo popular <Mike|sleep> nah. you just say stupid shit all the time. #38927
(1080)<Gemini4t> I'm going to become rich and famous some day when I design a keyboard that has spring-loaded needles hidden inside the caps lock button. <Gemini4t> Some newbie tries to type 'WOW WUT IS UP???? LOLZ' and instead he types 'AH FUCK MY FINGERZ BLEEDIN' #38931
(16)(Null-O): Women without teeth give the best head. (Null-O): They "gum it". #38951
(142)(nyisles) see, what i need the dremel for is to cut the center pieces out of the Caravan grille after putting the FMIC in (TheDrip) use a fuckin steak knife (guess how I know a steak knife cuts plastic grills) (minime-) because you eat steaks made of plastic? #38961
(153)* ZondrZout has entered <Arathorn> hello <ZondrZout> Well, how typical... <ZondrZout> Only the bot greets me <Karyon> lol #38966
(172)<PsychicSeagull> I should make a book - Procrastination for Dummies! It will just be a bunch of empty pages. #38992
(242)<+Yamatto> im keeping my ass virginal, <+Yamatto> coz like if i go to jail <+Yamatto> i want to be like <+Yamatto> a rare commodity <+Yamatto> and be protected for my ass #39012
(324)<tngkicksbum> that book sucked ass <tngkicksbum> there was no sex in it! <tngkicksbum> and the violence wasn't intense enough <tngkicksbum> and there was no math either <tngkicksbum> i liked reading euclid's elements <fizzie> so euclidean geometry has violence intense enough for your tastes? interesting. #39035
(13)<d00m2k> lol, when have you ever seen an azn be 6'6'' <d00m2k> ive seen an azn on another azns shoulders <d00m2k> be 6'6'' #39060
(459)<darkdragon18> yeah i live in England too <Crystal> Damnit, the strap on my bra broke.. >_< <darkdragon18> you shoudl buy a new brassyeah <Primigenus> "brassyeah"? <IceDelta> I think he meant brassière ;-) <Primigenus> ... <darkdragon18> fuck you, i thnk Id know how to spell words tat orignate in my own language #39079
(708)<+EGreg> ATA? RAID? ATAPI? IDE? EIDE? SCSI? what is the world coming to?? FTP? SPAM? HTTP? HD? I have been here for a short while and already so many acronyms :-) <+EGreg> of course there are 10x more that I know, but still. :-) <@O_6> ever heard of 'stfu' ?