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#38646 (694)

<@Adam>Wow, this apple sure does look good...
<@Eve>No Adam!
* @Adam eats the apple.
*** @God sets mode: -oo Adam Eve
<@God> THOU HATH SINNED!

#38659 (2134)

<wangsta`> damnit
<wangsta`> how the fuck do i turn that off
<wangsta`> everytime someone pastes a link it pops up
<@Ele|HW> oh?
<@Ele|HW> http://www.goatse.cx
<wangsta`> I FUCKING HATE YOU

#38667 (174)

<Xerox> Apparently NOBODY wants to be a librarian in Compton.
<ToastyGhost> Because it's a do-nothing job
<ToastyGhost> "6:00 - showed up, unlocked. 9:45 - dodged gunfire. 14:06 - the police called, asking for a witness. 20:00 - close"

#38687 (359)

<Creedy> fucking jesus
<Creedy> i have to kill that bitch
<logicalentity> jesus?
<logicalentity> the romans beat ya

#38697 (272)

<GenLeo> I had sex in 5th grade, 6th grade, 8th grade, and sophomore year
<GenLeo> er, sex ed even

#38699 (884)

<Jikg> Might anyone have a CD burner that could answer a few quick questions?
<SinclairC> my CD burner doesn't talk to strangers
<SinclairC> >:(

#38703 (307)

*** MC-Magical_Tetris_Challenge is now known as MC-MarioGolf
<Magisa> do you like
<Magisa> run all the way over to the computer to change your away nick every time you put a new cart in your n64

#38705 (453)

<Jade> they should make a chinese scrabble
<Jade> you have 40000 tokens and they all spell words

#38716 (202)

<Loopster> im acculy very smart

#38717 (352)

<Foxworth> well, I just saw an ad for a birth control patch
<TRC> yeah
<TRC> they have had it for a while
<Stom> does it go over the vagina?

#38719 (276)

*** ProgrammerX (Elimist@AC8E2C7E.ipt.aol.com) has joined #vgmusic
<ProgrammerX> Hey, anyone in here want to cyber with a male?
<TriforceOfMusic> ?
<TriforceOfMusic> what do you mean?
<ProgrammerX> Cyber.
<TriforceOfMusic> ...?
<ProgrammerX> You know....cyber sex? sex over the internet?
<Shosuro-chan> jesus fucking christ, who advertized this place to an AOL chatroom

#38722 (783)

*** Alluro95-School (d@station.sdccd.cc.ca.us) Quit (Quit: typos sick)
*** Alluro95-School (d@station.sdccd.cc.ca.us) has joined #vgmusic
<Alluro95-School> I mean
*** Alluro95-School (d@station.sdccd.cc.ca.us) Quit (Quit: typos suck)

#38725 (314)

<CLIP3r> PLease can anybody help me how can I unpack this? mysql-3.23.52-pc-linux-gnu-i686.tar.gz
<stuu> CLIP3r: tar only works on versions of mysql earlier than 2.01.15 i think theres another command though, i'm not sure
<Apollo-> stuu: So, tar doesn't work on any tar files that have mysql in the filename?
<stuu> Apollo-: as long as the version number isn't higher than what i speacified it should be fine
<Apollo-> stuu: I see
<Apollo-> stuu: DO you have clue why tar wouldn't untar a file called mysql-3.23.52-pc-linux-gnu-i686.tar.gz? what if I just named the file this and it was really something else?
<stuu> Apollo-: it examines the binary information stored in the files boot sector
<Apollo-> stuu: the tar file has a boot sector?
<Apollo-> stuu: So, I can boot to it?
<stuu> Apollo-: oh yeah, well no tar uses it to boot
<Apollo-> stuu: Wow...you're full of knowledge, I had not clue tar had to go through a boot process to be able to work
<stuu> Apollo-: oh yeah, thats just the start

#38732 (221)

*** God was kicked by BlackYoshi (AHAHAHAHA!!!!)
*** ChanServ sets mode: -o BlackYoshi
<BlackYoshi> I guess that's what I get for kicking god. =(

#38740 (630)

<Daffman> just hold ctrl b4 you start copying and it will take the color codes too
<dannthr> wheres the b4 button
<Daffman> [dannthr] right next to the any key

#38753 (303)

<DF> Does anybody here live in a dorm ? That would be so cool living right near your mates 24/7
<Cav> i boarded for year 12
<Cav> it was interesting but a pain in the arse
<Cav> err
<Cav> i better change that reply :)

#38755 (176)

Ibor132: what network u on?
engel of nien: my asshole
Ibor132: efnet then?

#38758 (1055)

*** Joins: homoman (----------)
<eMans> homoman!
<limpBiz> homoman!!
<hexogan> homoman!
<osiris> homomannn!
<tuckawar> homoman!!
*** Quits: homoman (-------------) (jesus u guys are weird)

#38759 (512)

<Match> eyeglass repair kits are so retarded
<H4Z3> how so?
<Match> if someone needs to fix their glasses, then obviously they cant see too well. if they know this, why would they make them so fucking small and hard to find?
<H4Z3> umm... cuz then it would be a normal screwdriver
<Match> thats not what i mean. i know that they have to be small, but why cant they make them more visible. like packaging them in bright red
<Match> or putting one of those things on them that when you clap it beeps
<H4Z3> cuz that would seem equally retarded. just imagine someone walking around their house, squinting and claping repeatedly.
<H4Z3> 'what the hell are you doing?' 'Oh, I just need to fix my glasses.'

#38772 (258)

<RichiH> yay
<RichiH> my glasses have arrived
<RichiH> this will give me at least 13 geek points

#38787 (214)

#38796 (585)

<sparcv9> i'm such a dick
<sparcv9> someone came into my office to ask me if i had a sheet of paper, so he could make a temporary CD sleeve
<sparcv9> so i did an:
<sparcv9> echo " " | lpr
<sparcv9> and said "sure, go pick it up off the printer"

#38815 (446)

<rhraz_w3rk> recession? pshh, i haven't seen one hobo yet!
<ESD-Wyrk> that's cause you need to go outside to see one
<ESD-Wyrk> most of them aren't 'online'

#38819 (240)

<KeeperX> "Your profession puts you in a position to be interested in both technology and biosecurity issuesso weve arranged with COMDEX to offer you a free All-Access Pass when you register by midnight, EST, Friday, October 11. "
<KeeperX> wtf
<KeeperX> i write about video games
<KeeperX> how does that make me interested in biosecurity issues?
<Legacy> You've played RE right?

#38825 (288)

<revc> asphinctersayswhat?
<Daedalus> what?
<revc> heehee
<Daedalus> ?
<revc> asphinctersayswhat?
<Daedalus> what the hell are you saying
<Daedalus> whats an asphincter