#38491 (16)
<@Godfather_> ?? french army
<AnswerBook> french army: undefined term
<@Godfather_> lol
<@Godfather_> exactly!!!!
#38500 (197)
<LunchBox> i'm not all that intoxicating
<LunchBox> er, intoxicated. i think i just disproved my point.... :(
#38503 (547)
<27946889> hola.
<Losifer> Do I know you?
<27946889> No, I found you on random chat.
<27946889> What, just because you don't know someone you won't talk to them?
<Losifer> Pretty much.  This is my work account.  I conduct business through this account.  I don't have time to chat.
<27946889> Sorry.
<27946889> i think you're very rude
<Losifer> That's interesting.  I find it more rude to continue to send unsolicited messages to a stranger once you've been told that the stranger in question isn't interested in talking to you.
<27946889> why are you in such a bad mood, you are so young, sorry that i thought it would be nice to talk to you because i saw your info and i found you interesting,,,
<Losifer> I'm in a bad mood because I'm working and you keep interrupting me.  Please go away.
<27946889> so where do you work?
<27946889> let me ask you something, how come it says satan ate your ears in your info?
#38506 (54)
<Damanique> The only thing to ph34r is peer itself!
#38511 (-10)
<deathr0w-> i fuck decent looking women
<SForce> i fuck hotties
<SForce> thats the difference between us
<SForce> there's no hotties in thailand
<SForce> i've seen the pictures of those cyclops looking lazy eyes bitches you bring home
<deathr0w-> yeah there is
<SForce> not in your house
<SForce> and you know what we call the few you have there?
<SForce> Americans
#38516 (169)
<strego> sweet the hot girl just came to visit
<strego> and I was all like "hey, baby! I've got Pez" and she was all like "Aw Yeah"
<kingBooze> so did you guys do it?
<strego> well she "ate my Pez", if you know what I mean
#38525 (118)
<willyy> licq:  [ERR] Unable to load plugin (qt-gui): /usr/local/lib/licq/licq_qt-gui.so: cannot open shared object file: No such file or directory.
<willyy> which is the problem ?
<Lion-O> willyy: you're missing a file.
<willyy> which ?
<loply> willyy: Isnt that a tad obvious? ;)
#38529 (267)
<Razzar> Gamer dead after 86 hours of straight gaming
<Razzar> lol
<Smax> darwin awards candidate
<Razzar>  Hope he got some good frags
#38539 (378)
<+JerryGodd> last time i lost internet i made a kid
#38543 (172)
* Protozoa has quit IRC (Killed (Ukyo (<No reason given>)))
<Ukyo> gah
<Ukyo> damn misclicks
#38552 (233)
<[TX]-KnacK> I removed irc from the office and saw a 300% increase in productivity
#38556 (438)
<DaveMan> if a cop ever shoots, he/she means to kill
<DaveMan> standard practice is two at the torso, then try to put one in the head
<jitspoe> getting shot twice in the torso would suck
<Fryth> getting one would be a breeze, though
<jitspoe> Fryth: that only drops me to 60 health
#38565 (126)
<KrayZie> you know what pisses me off
<KrayZie> all those damn contests that offer as their grand prizes and all expenses paid vacation to hawaii.
<KrayZie> funny part is, contests in hawaii offer that as their prizes as well
#38569 (11)
<robbie-a> for shure
<orion> sure*
<orion> ;[
<robbie-a> really?
<robbie-a> sure?
<robbie-a> fuck thats whack
#38573 (282)
<Marcus> Heaven has no videogames. I saw for myself. It's just a bunch of old guys in tunics, laughing cause nobody has been admitted for the last three centuries.
#38579 (2150)
<TheThree> your special?
<Mj> you're
<TheThree> sorry my grammer sucks
<Mj> grammar
<TheThree> as dose my spelling
<Mj> does
<TheThree> i give up
<Mj> I
#38580 (31)
<Opie> tell her to sing on aol
<Puck> To sing on AOL?
<Opie> that is all she has
<Puck> I didn't know you could sing on AOL
<Urban> Keyword: Karaoke
#38597 (797)
<JtotheD> do you even know what mecca is
<Loopy1> yea
<Loopy1> a robot that people fight in
#38614 (99)
<FLB> v700s?
<Syfoon> Sony headphones
<FLB> Ahh
<FLB> What is so custom about them?
<Syfoon> £100 :)
<Syfoon> well
<Syfoon> they should be silver....
<Syfoon> but picotto has his custom coloured by sony
<Syfoon> to be green and yellow
<FLB> Ahh.
<FLB> So they are better, like a ricer, right?
<FLB> Green and yellow makes them pound harder?
#38617 (538)
<Rav3n> if eminem had a 15 year old sister, she would look like this http://www.msnusers.com/mypicture?user=4263~4AAABAAAACQvSEQB3m0gg5W641xHxiPqX7DnL4o6NOPKV6XsTAf7Hmxg$$~4AAACAAAAEVyAFyBKsl7uXPmYHd1ECNoIXtgGXx*RzqyY$
<kluster> that's the weirdest ascii art i saw in ages
<kluster> oh, it is a link. nm
#38618 (296)
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#38636 (161)
<Threeboy> neeks. i hate it when i type "~" by accident.
<Threeboy> it makes me question my sexuality.
#38638 (131)
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<Mikey> Whoops, gotta go to a meeting, sorry guys
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<Fayn> Poor guy...
#38640 (1066)
<Myren> someone ping flood this bastard please: 127.0.0.1
<darthv> ok
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#38645 (221)
<KamiNoBaka> like a version, wooo, ctcp'd for the very first time