#1192 (346)
<|Chris> fat chicks are like mopeds
<|Chris> fun to ride, but don't let your friends see you on one
<DigDug> heh
<DigDug> she's like a scooter though
<var> understand 1 thing tho: fat chicks are so grateful to get laid that they will do your laundry fuck you suck you cook you dinner and 13reakfast and not har13or ill will when u want to leave and go smoke dope w/ your friends.
<DigDug> ya
<DigDug> but they're fat
<|Chris> hahahah
<|Chris> yeah..there's the whole not being physically attracted to them problem
#1193 (424)
<|Chris> i want you to setup a word substitution in your head
<|Chris> whenever you see the term "wrestling," i want you to think, "white trash"
#1195 (461)
<Guilty> My friends cousin's mom told her kids that if you cursed online the police came to arrest you
<Guilty> So they would type like "Go to h!ll!"
#1196 (136)
<iMike-> ah god
<iMike-> i feel sick
<Fustard> did you get my cold?
<Fustard> i knew we shouldnt have slept together like that!
#1198 (373)
<RonaldJ> dood
<RonaldJ> we should start a site
<RonaldJ> like Am I Hot
<RonaldJ> and
<RonaldJ> Like My Nude Pic?
<RonaldJ> but call it
<RonaldJ> How Do I Look In This Shirt?
<RonaldJ> .com
#1199 (615)
<Karmer> got damn it i accidently just shit in my pants
<Karmer> brb
#1200 (417)
*** Jesus is now known as [_[_]
<[_[_]> lets see you
<[_[_]> break my ass of steel
#1201 (1821)
<RevSlidey> a baby seal walks into a club
#1203 (133)
<RevSlidey> patience is the only acoustic song I like
<Ronald> <RevSlidey> black is the only kind of dick i will suck
#1204 (507)
<Karmer> I am as eternal as the boundless limits of outer space, and my owner loathes and despises me
<mike> leprosy
<Karmer> no
<Karmer> it is
<Karmer> slidey's virginity
#1206 (392)
<cooey> brb going to efnet under the proxy sawgrass.massopac.navy.mil and telling people to join the millitary
#1212 (589)
<g> <FedAg455> hey wanna meet with me for some sex? im 13/f/canada, wanna meet in usa in front of brooklyn police department?
<g> <cooey> how do i know you are 14 D:
#1213 (393)
*** Now talking in #hardcoremp3
*** Topic is 'Welcome to #hardcoremp3, fred dursts phone # 310-865-1000  finally a use for www.dialpad.com PRANK THAT SOB'
#1219 (77)
<nerak_> man weezer is the best band ever, I think i am going to get a weezer tatto
<nerak_> that is a heart
<nerak_> with weezer in the middle
#1220 (141)
JivedNegro: I want to tell an Asian that I have "A bad case of the yellow fever"
#1221 (442)
<Ron912> <OiOiBuNnY> one time at retard camp i stuck a wheelchair in my pussy
#1222 (431)
<Ron912> oh wow pregnant porno
<Ron912> that's like a 2 for 1 deal
#1223 (100)
<Alice> Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more
<Alice> I can't seem to find that address in DNS
#1224 (417)
<blazemore> <SonGohanX> from age 0-4 was like, playskool toys
<blazemore> <SonGohanX> 5-13 was nintendo and sega
<blazemore> <SonGohanX> 14-present IRC
<blazemore> <SonGohanX> that was my life in a nutshell
<LkAway1> * blazemore is now known as SonGohanX
#1225 (441)
[timmo] i liked the great gatsby movie
[timmo] because gatsby was harrison ford
[timmo] and i cant pass up an opertunity
[timmo] to see him get shot
#1227 (1194)
<brian`home> so im takin my shower
<brian`home> then i whip out the old hockey shampoo
<brian`home> I WAS LIKE OMFG I LOVE YOU HOCKEY SHAMPOO
<brian`home> so i take a swig of it
<brian`home> cuz it smelled so f'in good
<brian`home> dude it tasted nasty
#1228 (1323)
<timmo> you know what i hate
<timmo> errors that wont go away
<Guilty> So you dislike children too
#1229 (401)
<@SwampGas> THE CHICKEN IS IN THE POT
<@SwampGas> COME IN RED SQUIRREL
<@SwampGas> COOK IT.
<@SwampGas> that's admin code talk
<@SwampGas> "they got illegal files"
<@SwampGas> "delete it"
#1231 (477)
*** Ryan_ sets mode: +b *!*@*.homosexual.opers
<vanity> wow
<vanity> you just banned 85% of the channel
#1232 (221)
<pz> telnet lag reminds me of taking a shit