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(398)<MadHatter> omg how do I turn mirc timers off ~~~ (signoff) MadHatter ;Excess Flood #1240
(126)<gb> drugs make music better <gb> you ignorant fuck #1243
(557)<jinkusu> nd-: you're not lagged <jinkusu> i'm just typing with one hand <nd-> ok, 'nuff said <nd-> enjoy <[dom]> is the other one hugging mr. wonderful? <jinkusu> yup #1244
(718)<atila> my pc just shocked me <atila> I touched my cd-r and it went "bzzzzzzzzzzzzzt" <ivilgrue> must be an anti-piracy system #1245
(231)<Gryphon> any ideas what this error is when i try to ping a pc on my LAN: connect: Netowork is unreachable #1246
(-607)<eblan-> if all mexicans just killed themselves the world would be fixed #1248
(235)<sara:#i386> - o we reserve the right to be assholes when we've had a bad day. #1249
(172)<shadowrye> okay <shadowrye> who wants a box <|Raven|> i do <shadowrye> good <shadowrye> now <shadowrye> who wants to pay for a colo <|Raven|> i don't #1256
(474)<RallyCat> All this talks about cats is making me crave chinese food. #1259
(744)<Spike-Man> #myass is pretty cool. <Spike-Man> Who wants to come in #myass? #1260
(425)<wormholes> Is it difficult to manage txt files like modify lines and copy rename and create new ones..with jsut std C libs? <NoEscom> no, it's not difficult <Noidea> yes it's difficult. <Noidea> It's almost impossible. <NoEscom> oh you mean MODIFY text files? on that case you have to download microsoft sql server #1261
(477)<JRichman> "Easy" only equals "better" for crack addicts and web developers. #1263
(393)<Toll> well lets see. moses was supposed to have lived some 800 years... and had a number of wives... could it be that he died at 75 but looked 800 after haveing lived with more then one <CBA> Those were dog years. #1264
(466)<@SwampGas> my whoroscope says i'm gonna get overcharged today #1266
(647)<NonFish[> I installed Norton SystemWorks once and it tried to take over my computer =| <NonFish[> I had to bust a regedit.exe cap in it's bitch ass. #1267
(558)uiu j0sh69!#linuxbox is looking for a site that teaches you how to steal cars and steal radios please msg me if your know, it is for a good cause #1270
(283)*** mark (mark@line103-2.adsl.actcom.co.il) has quit IRC: -eXtreme- WOMAN.ZIP: Great Shareware, but be careful of viruses... #1271
(327)<ez1|#trance> hey anyone who has experience with ecstasi please msg me , rush #1272
(175)<r0f> plz, it's the way to ask for something on efnet <r0f> or express your feelings <r0f> like when I join, I say "plz" <r0f> it just means "plz". it's not really a request, it's just like "plz" <r0f> know what I'm sayin? kthx #1273
(375)<Fakester> hmm, I wonder if Wal-Mart would ask for ID on a return... <Fakester> that could be a problem <Tortri> if they do, well... tell them you forgot it, take the DC back home <Tortri> then you'll be stuck with a new dc <Fakester> Tortri: I'm currently unemployed, I don't have $100 to waste like that. <Tsengie> sell it to some stupid kid for 119 <Tsengie> tell him it's a ps2 #1274
(953)[kisama_] and no, amanda, my favorite monoply symbol is the cannon [Amanda_] Because it symbolizes all the high powered ass pounding you do? #1275
(520)<iis> exploit me #1276
(708)<meretrix> as far as i'm concerned, a cute girl is a cute girl. <meretrix> even if she's a guy. #1278
(791)<Amanda> USER TTY FROM LOGIN@ IDLE WHAT <Amanda> amanda p0 ppp152.acelink.n 2:46AM - pico vi-tutorial #1280
(454)<disgrunt> New "Britney"'s born in the US every year: 1,483. <disgrunt> New "Dick Tease"'s born in the US every year: 3. <disgrunt> That's the funniest shit I've ever seen. <disgrunt> How would you like to be named Dick Tease? <fade_> haha <fade_> well, britney sure is a dick tease <cout> disgrunt: I'd go by "Richard"