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(439)[D1] wait, vinyl players are called turntables too? #1142
(572)<BlackDeth> "Disabling this device will cause it to stop functioning. Is this what you want?" <BlackDeth> hah <BlackDeth> stupid #1143
(737)<MadHatter> I did a search for "madhatter efnet" on google and the first thing I see is: <MadHatter> <MadHatter> I cut my tongue shaving <MadHatter> that's great #1145
(893)<aard> blackrose: you're so goth, you shit bats. #1147
(742)<AirMonk> I'm still looking for a girl that can get aroused by the sound of a hard drive spinning down #1149
(411)<Azzy> "Don't touch me there, yer not my father"..... #1151
(714)<Synthrev> Ramen...coke is for pussies <th0m> no, that's *cock* #1152
(527)<th0m> i hate clicking on ad banners <th0m> because i hear a little like clink of a coin going into an asshole's bank account #1153
(857)(Mutiny) I'm talking to my mom online and she just said "i could use a good vibrator. i know you dont want to hear that but a woman has needs" #1155
(225)<|Chris> that geek issues logo looks like you're advertising a soft rock radio station #1156
(449)<Viscant> hey, i learned a lot from loveline <Viscant> if a chick has thin white worms coming out of the tang, don't go down there <Viscant> thanks dr. drew! <ceddar> thin white worms means everything is a-ok <ise> ew thin white worms? <ise> WTF are those <ruin-> im wondering the sameeeeeee thing... <ceddar> my policy is if the girl has anything coming out, thin white worms, little black worms, tigers, bears, anything coming out from there, im dropping her off back at her house <Viscant> oh yeah. and the one about the guy who only wanted to go down on his girl during "that time of the month" <Dasrik> the one that i wished i could just reach across the phone and bitchslap <Dasrik> like <Dasrik> "i just sucked a guy off, and i swallowed. can i get pregnant?" #1158
(361)<maff> 84 of 127 emails... <|Chris> god damn <|Chris> aren't you popular <maff> spamular #1159
(432)<DeadPan> i would've challenged knights to fight in a 4 foot body of water <DeadPan> then just tried to push em over <DeadPan> and laugh as they drown <th15> theyd call you a wuss :) <DeadPan> so i'd be alive and they wouldnt :) #1168
(461)(snowburnt) teengirl: if you had pre in front of teen i would soooo talk to you #1169
(513)(konartist) How do you know when you're REALLY ugly? (konartist) Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed. #1171
(369)loofaspunge: for(int food = 0; food < worldhunger; food++) worldhunger--; #1175
(92)<Loser> i just got an idea <Loser> i bet noone's done this before <Loser> get like 100 guys to come into a bottle <Loser> and then pay a chick to drink it <AlmtyBob> Loser: um, that's what bukkake is all about <ryo-ohki> I have videos to prove it. <ryo-ohki> We're talking like a fucking clear saucer FULL of spooge <ryo-ohki> Like, she could pour some cereal on it and still not have enough cereal to finish the jizz off. #1176
(358)(jayo) heh, apparently when i was 4 my dad took me to the pool, i saw a black guy and said "hey dad.. its michael jackson" #1177
(-287)<gecko^> shit my firewall is flashing like a niggers eyes on foodstamp day #1180
(780)<yaragn> ever seen that movie? The Matrix? <yaragn> with those green lines of flying text? <yaragn> *THAT'S* Perl #1181
(482)Sug*******i8: Darn it, I wanted to nuke some pizza but someone's using the micro-wave... loofaspunge: just rub each slice one at a time really fast... #1183
(384)(notME) i have a 6 week old kitten (notME) and my 2 year old cat raped him (notME) shoved his feline penis in his bum (notME) i watched it (notME) i wasn't going to spank him (notME) d00d no (notME) i turned around (notME) and he's balls are smacking my kitten in the ass (notME) i didn't want to spank him (notME) cuz it'd only get him off faster #1186
(88)<chick> sparks makes me heppy :) <chick> I mean HEMPY :p #1187
(181)(SpAc3d-) T@$#@R!@##!I!#!#P!#!# (SpAc3d-) if you were tripping it would show up really clearly :P #1188
(552)<Guilty> You see <Guilty> Fat ugly girls shouldnt be allowed to use ":)" <Guilty> Their sign should be "=)000"