#1091 (402)
(tiko-out) Guin is the poster child for pulling out
(Twin-X) although she's the result of not
#1092 (877)
<BlackDeth> Now playing: with myself
#1095 (137)
<enex> sux!
<LkTruth1> enex reminds me of this: http://www.hoover.com/
#1096 (1189)
<aaronx`> anybody got a serial number for nero burning rom?
<maff> J0-0MU5-T-B34W-4R3Z-D0-0D works
<aaronx`> dosent work for me...
<aaronx`> bah
<aaronx`> thats not a freakin serial
#1097 (1118)
[D1] You know, I started the slammer routine.
[D1] when everyone was playing for pogs
[D1] I put down my slammer
[D1] and it started a huge trend
[D1] then EVERYONE played for slammers
[Guilty] You put it on the pile?
[D1] yeah
[Guilty] Thats just stupid
[D1] I was a high roller.
(McMoo) are you guys discussing pog tactics?
[D1] yes
#1098 (419)
<brad> anyone know where i can find a hitman?
<maff> www.amihitmanornot.com
#1101 (702)
[Guilty] Jean-Claude Van Damme made a movie named "Replicant" in 2001?
[Guilty] When did that come out
(McMoo) 2001
#1103 (350)
<chrab> aol is for hardcore idlers
*** chrab Quit (Read error: 54)
#1104 (623)
<var> 40 ping dont mean shit if it jerks and stops like a fucking epileptic in a strobe light
#1107 (272)
* MadHatter is back from: Rebooting!
<^enex^> do you feel refreshed
#1110 (503)
<MadHatter> sushi rulez!
<Ash> [12:26] <MadHatter> sushi rulez!
<Ash> [12:31] <MadHatter> i have a tummy ache
#1112 (121)
<BlackDeth> gb: ph33r im gonna be seeing spacegirl in a few weeks :P
<LkTrout1> Deth is a boner.
<blazemore> lk has a blackdeth.
#1114 (334)
<@Spidey|> http://www.facethejury.com/profile.asp?user_name=coralshay
<@D1> OMG! MOM?
#1116 (904)
<var> hrmm
<var> how the fuck did a shortcut to e13ay end up on my desktop
<var> what kinda nefarious shit is windows update pulling
<Guilty> It's your computers way of saying it wants a new owner
<Guilty> Like a dog scratching on the door to get out
#1117 (442)
<hypr> WE IS TO CUT OFF ALL SUPPLIES OF VODKA TO YOUR SHITHOUSE COUNTRY
#1119 (833)
<iMike> monty python would be funny if nerds hadnt invented an entire subculture devoted to quoting it
#1122 (444)
(pervert_) i wear a shirt that says "I'm gay - it's contageous"
(pervert_) not cuz im gay
(pervert_) it's so i don't get jacked
(pervert_) wait....that sounds bad
#1123 (664)
<SYch0> maybe in your dreams
<SYch0> and youre pretty pathetic if you dream about me
<SYch0> :o
<MadHatter> you cease to exist as soon as I close irc
<SYch0> hah
<SYch0> which is never :|
#1124 (1432)
<DigDug> internet access to productivity is what condoms are to babies.
<Ash> A choking hazard?
#1125 (226)
<`Tag> you have a lot of anger from efnet in you
<`Tag> and it shows
#1128 (635)
~ iiSII has a bump on the very edge of his eyelid.
(tektrnica) maybe it is a tumour
(letty) or an ingrown toenail
#1133 (570)
<homerj> a robot on Futurama
<homerj> "You know why they are using WIndows 3000 as a prison guard?"
<homerj> because it always locks up
#1134 (590)
<timmo> remember how i told you guys about that chick
<timmo> i was talking to in the record store
<McMoo> the imaginary one?
#1137 (593)
<notgoth> FUCK DAMN IT
<notgoth> i shot cum in my eye
<notgoth> fuck that burns
<notgoth> i was jerking off
<notgoth> and damn!
<notgoth> ow
<enex> were you jerking off to your dick or something?
#1139 (458)
<SYch0> heh
* SYch0 has a great family
<SYch0> :D
<Ash> Because they indulge you.
<Ash> But if they keep doing that, you'll grow up fat and arrogant!
<Ash> Oh, wait.... :(