#1051 (572)
(Argent-) okay- I have like 20 windows open and my disk is swapping like a hot couple during the 60's
#1052 (250)
<_Bas> folks, when people say "power train", do they mean "automatic transmission"?
#1054 (342)
(wundr) gizm... why do you never use the same nick for more than 25 minutes?
(scolnick) i got tired of 'gizm'
(scolnick) at first i thought it was dope, just due to the fact that tht i liked the letters
(scolnick) g-i-z-m
(scolnick) but then it got old to me
(scolnick) so for now you can just call me lewis
#1056 (178)
<_Gandalf_> if i were mexican i'd have something witty and funny to say...
#1057 (2217)
(MoLaUstEr) They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
#1058 (108)
<Chis> Away message on AIM: I am away from my computer right now. ( I final gotten my cable modem!!)
#1059 (1092)
<blazemore> linux gives good blow jobs
<MadHatter> I thought your moms name was nancy?
#1060 (883)
<tokage> ha ha 'geek' weddings - "Do you, GandalfGreyhame, take cyndrekit to be your lawfully wedded wife in uptime and down, for low processing power and high, till someone unplugs the power cord
#1062 (528)
uiu BitchX: Join to #discotheque was synched in 2.229 secs!!
<digdug> why so few people? :/
<bocz> i wuz hungry
#1063 (881)
(nexxai) looking at porn with your dad's girlfriend in the room is weird
#1064 (346)
* r0bt3k looks at his 100 megs of mp3s
<r0bt3k> hehehe
* r0bt3k then looks at his 5 gigs of porn
<r0bt3k> hahahah
#1065 (501)
*** bongboy is now known as hurstdogs-mom
<hurstdog> don't make me kill you
<pb> hurstdog: you'd kill your own mother???
#1066 (821)
<D1> omg
<D1> christians are knocking at my door
<D1> and they're armed with the holy bible
#1068 (118)
<Amanda> OKAY. MCDONALD'S, TACO BELL, OR "OTHER"?
#1069 (4946)
<orion`-`-> what the fuck
<orion`-`-> i think the icecream truck just hit a kid
<orion`-`-> brbrb
#1075 (356)
<acestus> Maarken: Bah, briefs-wearer.
<acestus> You might as well run EMACS.
#1076 (100)
<Guilty> Pen your quote db doesnt get updated enough anymore
<Guilty> You should just set up an elaborate #discotheque logging system and grep "guilty" >> quotes.db
<Guilty> Then it would always be fresh
#1077 (295)
(frOsty-) s|urpee: holy shit, i just stopped caring about this thread of conversation
#1078 (717)
(idea) i just spent 10 mins troubleshooting my cdr because it said that my blank cd "was not ready
(idea) turns out i accidently put in one of those clear cd things at the bottom of the cake box
#1079 (351)
(R0y-HR) i just mauled my cat and got static shock from her ear
#1082 (380)
<MadHatter> I'm getting pretty sick of black and white
<MadHatter> there's just too much to manage
<MadHatter> it's probably a really good game for people who don't already have jobs
<blazemore> maybe i should play then
#1083 (785)
<thinkmad> vvhat is pengs real name
<timmo> chris
<timmo> is your w broken?
<thinkmad> no
#1088 (335)
<homerj> damn
<homerj> it's hotter then the devil's dick in a pair of heated speedos here
#1089 (591)
(kellai) fr0g is cuddly
(kellai) except for when he tried to light me on fire
#1090 (335)
(MC_SpEcS) huggles...who are you?
(tiko-out) the blond chick who tried to suck you off @ God Is A DJ
(tiko-out) unless you got multiple blond chicks offering that
(tiko-out) she's the one who looked like a blonde muppet