#35923 (51)
<CzarKhan> well I have like 20 pillows and two teddy-bears but it's really like alone
#35930 (559)
<MystrsPP2> Happiness is like a pineapple
<MystrsPP2> it hurts you on the outside
<MystrsPP2> and is yellow on the inside
#35936 (519)
<SageChris> and honestly, as amusing as the handicapped are, to make fun of them on the internet is just cold...
<street> they shouldnt have been criminals in their past lives
<SageChris> hahaha, thats the best excuse i've ever heard
#35939 (135)
<Bubbs-> arg, too... much, garlic bread... breast, stinks
<Bubbs-> er...breath
#35941 (249)
<DMAUL-agay> i was gonna watch slackers but im to lazy to put the cd in.
#35942 (1291)
<Arwen`> maybe she hates clubs because she's ugly.
<jasong> maybe she hates clubs because she's a seal
#35944 (153)
<MyTh`snoogans> i told one of my teachers one time to stfu.. i said the letters.. he didnt know what it meant
#35948 (182)
<CUI> On other hand, I figure that this will be a night to remember
<Psy_Duck> Hand is all you need
<Psy_Duck> :)))
<CUI> Hand is all I got =/
#35955 (6238)
<EyesofPrisms> and ou are an uytter newb
<KC48348751> dude
<KC48348751> how did that y move over like 12 characters
#36000 (223)
<bR^QuAnTuM-tX-> ew
<bR^QuAnTuM-tX-> yoru dad ejaculates into my mouth
<bR^QuAnTuM-tX-> er.
<bR^QuAnTuM-tX-> your mouth*
#36029 (549)
<[VU]JackFrost> ok, explain this...  i make 10000 on 3dmark2001
<[VU]JackFrost> but i can't run half of my winamp visual thingys at full screen without jerking
<Modman> lol
<[VU]JackFrost> without the screen jerking, that is
#36062 (1448)
<jeffrey> Starting from:  1 Penn Plaza, New York, NY 10119-0001
<jeffrey> Arriving at:   1535 Broadway, New York, NY 10036-4077
<jeffrey> Distance:  2835.0 miles  Approximate Travel Time:  43 hours 36 mins
<jeffrey> GO GO MAPQUEST GO
#36063 (115)
<lux> my dog walked in while i was stroking it
<lux> so i gave him a facial
<lux> =[
#36088 (64)
<Vagabond_> you get hit with a dick when you goto mcdonalds?
<DrklrdBob> Usually.
<Robyn``> DrklrdBob: Yes, and you will even get a free toy.
<Vagabond_> is it a beefy dick?
<DrklrdBob> Is the toy safe for children 3 and under?
#36091 (-31)
<AhrT> i had a gf that would make me sniff her Fillet O' Fish everytime we went to Maccas coz she reckoned it smelle like smoo too
<AhrT> and now i can't even order one without crackin' a fat
#36097 (375)
<p0s> interesting.....humans build computers with hundreds of millions of transistors....for rating each others poo
#36098 (772)
(backslash) Wow, the introduction to this chapter in the driving book we got today is. . . well, reassuring.
(backslash) 'Finally, the keys and the car... our dream has come true! You climb in behind the wheel, the engine starts and purrs. Wow! Shift into gear and you're off.
(backslash) The sky darkens, rain starts to fall... Where is that wiper switch? Oops, not that one. Oh! There is it! And now, the headlights.
(backslash) What does that bright blue light mean? Why is that oncoming car flashing high beams? My gosh... the car in front is braking... Your vehicle is sliding!! Your heart is pounding! Now what?!'
(zztzed) "If you slam on the brakes and go hydroplaning into the rear end of the car in front of you, turn to page 36."
#36099 (308)
<Fat-Burrick> you have an obsession, Fuegan
<Fat-Burrick> let me help you
* Fuegan unzips
<Fat-Burrick> oh jesus
#36109 (121)
* RichiH can't help it, but every time he sees bubble's nick he has to think of farting in a tub
#36121 (50)
<@MerdeDeSinge> heh makes me wonder if women treat penises like that
<@MerdeDeSinge> or a mother teachering her daughter
<@MerdeDeSinge> "just treat it like an over size tampon"
<@[R]a[Z]o[R]> unless the guy has a small penis
<@ShockSMX> then its a normal size tampon, razor
#36122 (50)
<v-ger> i like masturbating with a jar of peanut butter and leaving the big cylindrical hole in it so the next person has a REALLY good idea what i did
#36124 (265)
<cORBIT> when i sneeze it sounds like a kung fu movie
#36130 (548)
<IdKS> brb
<IdKS> omg.,.....i;m too lazy to get up
#36139 (143)
@(external`roid) fuck and when he goes on about racist shit that pisses me off
@(external`roid) hes a stupid little boy who just hit puberty and thinks its cool that air no longer shoots out of his small little penis
@(external`roid) give a kid 1 nut hair and he thinks he owns the world
#36141 (215)
<SUPAR> i wonder if unicorn farts smell like potpourri